It's been too long, hasn't it? You have no idea the level of incompetence I've had to deal with back home.

[..or maybe he does if he caught that bit about someone sending him to the moon on “accident.”]

But that's irrelevant now because we've been given a marveloussss opportunity! Years ago I made my mark on the moon and now I have the chance to ssssseize it as well!

[There is probably some sort of stupidity that's going to be disguised as a plan in the near future.]