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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] route_1065 2016-05-28 04:45 am (UTC)

I have as much interest in haggling as I do in making friends with this sad excuse for a cat.

[She really doesn't have to worry. At least for now. She's too potentially useful for Jack to risk pissing her off too much. He needs that time travel tech.]

[He'll be the prefect gentleman. He's not some filthy planet side barbarian who doesn't know how to restrain himself around women. He won't even try and picture what she looks like naked while they're chatting, he's that swell of a guy.]


How does 'a disgustingly large amount of money' sound? Because that's what I'm offering you. I really can't express just how ridiculously rich and important I am. I can try, obviously, but words really don't do it justice. Oh, how about this? I have all the money. All of it. It's mine. Now I'm not giving you all the money, clearly, but I'm offering you...oh, whatever you're making now, I'll double it.

Can't beat that, Doc.

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