Dave-! [CHILD, HE WAS READING THAT] Why would I need to chaperone you two, you're both-
[Wash doesn't even get to finish his sentence before the espurr in the yellow collar, apparently offended that someone has stolen Wash's attention even when it wasn't on him in the first place, makes a loud noise of distress and clamors up Wash's leg and into his lap.
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[Wash doesn't even get to finish his sentence before the espurr in the yellow collar, apparently offended that someone has stolen Wash's attention even when it wasn't on him in the first place, makes a loud noise of distress and clamors up Wash's leg and into his lap.
No, Dad, pay attention to meeeeee]
Oh my god, both of you.