Heather lets out a little shriek as the pillow bounces off her, hiking her lobsterhands up like a velociraptor in the process.
"You're already a war criminal!"
She snatches up a nearby pillow and swings it with vigor, making one of those THIS IS SPARTA faces, which looks even sillier in the dim light. ... And also because she's dressed in a winter coat and not in digitally-enhanced awesome armor, which is the only costume in which expressions like that do not look hilarious (and even then, there are exceptions).
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This was going to be the most mature fight ever.
Heather lets out a little shriek as the pillow bounces off her, hiking her lobsterhands up like a velociraptor in the process.
"You're already a war criminal!"
She snatches up a nearby pillow and swings it with vigor, making one of those THIS IS SPARTA faces, which looks even sillier in the dim light. ... And also because she's dressed in a winter coat and not in digitally-enhanced awesome armor, which is the only costume in which expressions like that do not look hilarious (and even then, there are exceptions).
"THE COUCH WILL BE MINE."