(no subject)

[stakethruheart.livejournal.com]

Who: stakethruheart, wantnotneed, and youhavemybat [closed]
Where: Ecruteak City
When: March 14th, afternoon (BACKDATED)
Summary: Asmo and Mammon are not pleased with their White Day gifts from K1... >8|
Rating: PG?
Log:

KEIICHIIIIIII!!

[Asmo's clearly angry voice rings out through the Ecruteak City inn as she storms through the hallways, looking for both her sister and the boy who ruined (yes, RUINED) her White Day]

This is not an acceptable White Day present!! Where are you?! I'm going to wring your little neck!

Comments

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

[There's one (1) angry Mammon following behind Asmo.]

I AM GOING TO SKEWER YOU WITH MY POKEMON'S HORN AND MAKE YOU REGRET YOU EVER LIVED!!

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

[Soooooo Keiichi was chilling out on the couch and smugly drinking a soda to himself as he celebrated his victory, buuuut after hearing the screaming.

He is now hiding in a closet. WITCHES AND LORES.]

... Seriously? Can't they take a joke? They can screw around with other people and it's pure hearted comedy. But when they get screwed over, it's as if I committed an unforgivable crime. Those ass nee-chans are hard to understand... [Looking around at the clothes in here to see if he can come up with a disguise.]

[stakethruheart.livejournal.com]

That-- jerk.

[Someone is jerking open closets galore and peering behind chairs in an attempt to find him]

Keiichiiiiii~ The more you hide, the worse the consequences will be~

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

Hey, Keiichi~

I have a month-old present for you and I wonder if you'll accept it, I wonder, I wonder...

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

[LIKE HE'S GOING TO FALL FOR THAT, MAMMON. Normally, he would. But he is on high alert today.

Sliiiiding out of one of the closets while wearing a trench coat with a popped collar, sunglasses, a fake mustache with a long beard and will be topping this all off with a top hat.

... And mentally giving himself a highfive, lowfive and an unamed amount of fives. It's a foolproof disguise.]

[stakethruheart.livejournal.com]

[... except that it just makes him more obvious than normal. Seriously. WHO WEARS THAT GETUP NORMALLY?]

Uwaaaaah, Mammon-nee... look at that guy.

1/2

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

... ... ...

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

Hey, Asmo. I think your chest shrunk.

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

[HE COULD BE FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY. IT'S NOT FAIR TO ASSUME THAT HIS CULTURE DOESN'T WEAR CLOTHES LIKE THIS NORMALLY.

Might be a little curious to take a look--

... No. Nooooope. Won't fall for that either, just keep walking away and he will get out this alive.]

[stakethruheart.livejournal.com]

Wh-- whaaaaaaaaat?! [THE HORROR]

No way! They're just as big as yours, Mammon-nee! Don't spread such lies! I don't approve of you picking on the youngest again!

[as if to prove a point Asmo is now groping herself. in public]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

I'm. Not. Lying.

Besides, from the rate you're shrinking, even Luci-nee might be humongous compared to yours!

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

[... HESISTANTLY PUTTING HIS HANDS OVER HIS EARS.

"You demooooons....! Don't play with a pervert's emotions...!! We have hearts too!! ... Don't look. Don't look, Maebara Keiichi!! It's instant death if I look and listen!!"]

[stakethruheart.livejournal.com]

[... pained yell]

Nonononono! Nooooo! That won't happen! Mammon-nee, look! Feel them yourself! They're bouncy and perfect!

[.......... grabbing Mammon's hands and ohogod placing them firmly against her chest]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

[She blinks and squishes it once.]

Yup~ They're losing volume.

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

[DRAMATICALLY KNEELING OVER.

... it doesn't help that they are really loud and he can somehow imagine exactly what's going on in his head.]

1/2

[stakethruheart.livejournal.com]

They are nooooooooooot!

[... hey that strangely dressed guy over there just fell to his knees]

2/2

[stakethruheart.livejournal.com]

-- !

Mammon-nee!

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

Oh? [She looks over to the strange guy and giggles.]

What about him?

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

[.... STARTS COUGHING and hiding his voice with a British accent]

G-Great Scott!! I've forgotten to take my pills today! It seems that I am in quite the predicament....!!!

[stakethruheart.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, nothing~ I just thought he looked familiar, that's all.

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

Well, as I was saying...

You're going to go back to size A, Asmo.

1/2

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

[sloooowly getting back up... and stealthy turning on the guide for a certain butler to hear for a moment... where he is. Hopefully, not in the inn.]

S-Size A?! I mean-- Good heavens! I believe the stakes are high for me! If I make one mistake I could find myself in a heap filled with trouble! Perhaps I should travel to new horizons sometime soon before trouble arrives at my doorstep!! Sometime very, very, very soon!! [TURNS THE GUIDE OFF]

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

[... turns it on again]

P.S: Ifyoudidn'tgetanythingfromthisI'msayingthatweneedotleavenow.

[... turns it off.]

[stakethruheart.livejournal.com]

No waaaay! If I'm shrinking to a size A, then you are too!

[REACHING OUT TO GROPE MAMMON NOW]

And they're not nearly as perky as they need to be!

[... also watching Keiichi out of the corner of her eye just in case]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

[skips backwards out of Asmo's reach! and then accidentally... ACCIDENTALLY, bumps into Keiichi.]

Oops, I'm so sorry.