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I was gonna be a pokemon master~
Who: Gamzee Makara, Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde, Sollux Captor, John Egbert.
Where: Ilex Forest
When: Backdated to 5/13
Summary: GAMZEE FINDS HIS SUBSTITUTE FOR SOPOR SLIME!
Rating: pg-13 for swearing and mushroom eating.
Log:
[Who knew how long they had all been in the forest. Gamzee wasn't keeping track, that was for sure. In fact, he was probably a primary factor as to why it was probably taking them longer than it should. But... The forest was so beautiful. Full of life and miracles and wonder, he just had to go and look at shit and doze.]
[And here he was, doing that exact same thing, but not exactly dozing. No see, he's found a particularly interesting thing. It was like, a mix between a crab of some sort, and a mushroom. And it had a bunch of mushrooms, yummy looking mushrooms too.]
[After some serious deep thinking (Gamzee zoning out for a good few minutes) he decides that maybe these mushrooms are for eating.]
[And while they aren't exactly for that, Gamzee is now convinced that this is exactly what they were meant for. Because with how amazing the forest was already looking and shit? It looks that much better when all the light is getting bent in a funny way, and all these colors are reflecting and dancing and just--this feeling. It was so familiar, maybe not exact, maybe not even as similar as Gamzee was thinking it was. But there was some solace to the feeling regardless, that odd feeling that had been bubbling beneath the surface seems to have calmed itself.]
[Being the generous fella he is, Gamzee of course wants to share this with the others, so he makes haste to find them again! Particularly John.]
[Gamzee scampers up to John, carrying the mushrooms and the pokemon that doesn't seem to be minding this at all, offering a mushroom to John with a dopey grin.]
Brother! You gotta get your try on with this shit! It's more done full of miracles than a motherfuckin' bitchtit!
Where: Ilex Forest
When: Backdated to 5/13
Summary: GAMZEE FINDS HIS SUBSTITUTE FOR SOPOR SLIME!
Rating: pg-13 for swearing and mushroom eating.
Log:
[Who knew how long they had all been in the forest. Gamzee wasn't keeping track, that was for sure. In fact, he was probably a primary factor as to why it was probably taking them longer than it should. But... The forest was so beautiful. Full of life and miracles and wonder, he just had to go and look at shit and doze.]
[And here he was, doing that exact same thing, but not exactly dozing. No see, he's found a particularly interesting thing. It was like, a mix between a crab of some sort, and a mushroom. And it had a bunch of mushrooms, yummy looking mushrooms too.]
[After some serious deep thinking (Gamzee zoning out for a good few minutes) he decides that maybe these mushrooms are for eating.]
[And while they aren't exactly for that, Gamzee is now convinced that this is exactly what they were meant for. Because with how amazing the forest was already looking and shit? It looks that much better when all the light is getting bent in a funny way, and all these colors are reflecting and dancing and just--this feeling. It was so familiar, maybe not exact, maybe not even as similar as Gamzee was thinking it was. But there was some solace to the feeling regardless, that odd feeling that had been bubbling beneath the surface seems to have calmed itself.]
[Being the generous fella he is, Gamzee of course wants to share this with the others, so he makes haste to find them again! Particularly John.]
[Gamzee scampers up to John, carrying the mushrooms and the pokemon that doesn't seem to be minding this at all, offering a mushroom to John with a dopey grin.]
Brother! You gotta get your try on with this shit! It's more done full of miracles than a motherfuckin' bitchtit!
no subject
[John had none of the answers.]
[But that was okay he guessed. They'd get to Goldenrod eventually and it wasn't like the forest was annoying or scary or anything. Actually it was kind of relaxing. And that was good.]
[So he was kind of spacing out a little bit, just admiring the trees and stuff as he walked, minding his own business. When suddenly: mushroom in the face.]
Um...what? Wait, Gamzee...did you pull that mushroom off of that poor Paras?
[If so, that's terrible, bro.]
fff sorry for slowness but you know :|a con and all
Man brother, I'm not up in too sure a bein' what I done got this mushroom from, just this little motherfucker was all up in bein' next to it. But, brother! You should try this shit! It's pure motherfuckin' miracles!
it's okay, dude. i understand.
[...but on the other hand. Pure. Motherfuckin'. Miracles.]
[Gamzee has never given John a reason not to trust him! Well, excluding that one time with the rock. But he just a little off that time. He's all better now! Look at that smile on his face. He's totally trustworthy.]
Alright, if you say so.
[Taking the mushroom, he gives it a quick glance over before hesitantly taking a bite of it. Aaaand chews it. It...tastes like mushroom. Yup. Sure does taste like mushroom.]
Is it...supposed to do something? I can't honestly say that I am feeling the miracles, Gamzee. It just tastes like a plain old ordinary mushroom.