route_1065 | Foreststuck

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Foreststuck

Who:

sciencebipches
Where: Ilex Forest
When: October 31st
Summary: Karkat wants a stupid Bulbasaur and Eridan is tired of waiting
Rating: pg-13 for swearing

[This is ridiculous. Almost worse than that cave, not that the cave was really that horrendous all things considered, like the pokemon they had been riding on and what not--BUT STILL. Having to wait around this stupid STUPID shrine for some type of pokemon, what did it really even matter? It wasn't a water type, so Eridan was decidedly UNINTERESTED. But he isn't about leave on his own in this forest and get lost. He's not about to have to try and live down THAT sort of embarrassment. So instead, he's waiting.]

[Just waiting, as Karkat searches and tries to find this bloody pokemon--Bulbasaur? Was that what it was called? Fuck everything, it was probably worthless like the rest of the not-water types. He eyes Karkat for a few moments, annoyance through his entire posture and expression.]

Can we just giwe up? I don't think these things ewen really exist here, someone had to be tellin' ya some bullshit lies.

[Because this is ridiculous, they could have been to Goldenrod by now or something! Maybe. Or at least really fucking close! But here they are, searching for some bullshit pokemon. Eridan honestly has to wonder why he deals with this idiocy. He wouldn't for the others, there's no way. But here he is, dealing with this hoofbeast shit for Karkat. he has the patience of a fucking saint, he swears it.]

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[ Karkat, though, isn't paying Eridan any mind. he knows he saw that thing at least once out of the corner of his eye. and he wants one. Karkat doesn't actually have a Grass Type yet and thus means he absolutely needs to catch one of these elusive fuckasses. ]

I told you, I fucking saw it for myself.

[ okay, maybe he hadn't completely been ignoring Eridan, but seriously... ]

Now shut the fuck up before you scare it off.

[That gets a huff from the used to be sea dweller, his arms crossing over his thin chest as he watches him.]

I think you're imaginin' things, probably saw some other little grassbeast, and THOUGHT it was it. This is fuckin' ridiculous, Kar.

[He offers a feigned scan of the area.]

Can't scare off what's not here, dumbass.

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[ turns to look at Eridan with a fixed glare. it's right about then that Alex, the Growlithe perks up. at first, this goes ignored by Karkat. could be anything, right? ]

You don't fucking believe me? Unlike the rest of you shitstains, I'm completely fucking sane. I saw something out here and I'm going to track that grubfucking thing down and prove you the fuck wrong.

[ frowns. ]

One more day and then we'll move the fuck along.

[A casual glance to Karkat's insufferable barkbeast, before his gaze, unamused as it is, falls back to Karkat.]

I'm not insane, idiot. Fuck you for thinkin' so too. I'm not implyin' that you'we downright lost your mind or anythin', but you're hardly incapable a error, Kar.

[A day? Another fucking day? God damnit.]

No, if you don't find it within the next few hours, we're headin' out. [Oh? Is Eridan trying to take charge here? He might be!]

[ his eyes narrow even more, clearly not accepting this new method of assertion. ]

Then you'll fucking go it alone. Good luck with that, Ampora. The water types you've collected for yourself are weak to the shit that's in here.

[ not to mention Karkat's the one in possession of Rose and Sollux's pokemon. 8T good luck with this, fin face. ]

[WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRAVATING? He gives an indignant stare to Karkat. This was true, all these grass types were horrors against his water types, which left him at a huge disadvantage, where as back at the cave, he definitely could kick some Geodude and Onyx ass. He lets out a frustrated growl, throwing his arms up in defeat--or maybe he's just being dramatic.]

Fine! Fine.

I don't get why you want this STUPID plantbeast anyway! What's so fuckin' important about it?

Because I don't have a Grass-type yet, fuckass.

Kar! We are crawlin' in grass types! This whole fuckin' FOREST is filled to the brim with these useless shits, but you hawe to be needlessly difficult about this!

We're crawling in fucking bug types! There's a difference you arrogant little -

[ pauses and sighs. rubs at the bridge of his nose, then at his neck. ]

Look, Eridan, I -

[ Alex starts growling and it cuts off pretty much anything Karkat would have said. ]

What is it? You find it?

[Eridan was continuing that unamused look, his brow furrowing even more when the word 'arrogant' gets thrown around. But then he gets cut off--but by something that's possibly beneficial to both of them. If it's that fucking pokemon then all things will be fucking GREAT! Karkat would get the little fucker then they could head out of this bloody forest!]

So? [He starts to approach himself, curious and hopeful.]

[ Karkat turns over to the other side of the shrine. sure enough, Alex has cornered a Bulbasaur. now Karkat grins in a somewhat feral manner, looking over his shoulder to Eridan with a smug look. ]

Told you.

[ and his attention is back on this fight. ]

Alex! Ember!

[Normally, Eridan would be upset by such an attitude, but seeing as this might mean that they'll be able to leave that much quicker, he just offers an unappreciated glare.]

Well, catch the damn thing then!

[ rolls eyes. can't you see that he's doing just that. as Alex spits out fire, Karkat is already getting one of those Great Balls he purchased, only has like two, but hey.

Grass has a weakness to Fire, and the critter looks like it's been burned. ever the anxious one, Karkat throws the ball. no crossing of fingers here. ]

[Well he's watching, and waiting. That ball better catch the damn thing, if not, Eridan might just go over there and force the damn thing in the ball himself. He's waited LONG ENOUGH. Don't be a dick BULBASAUR!]

[ the ball shakes once...

twice.... ]

[STARING. BALL, YOU BETTER FUCKING CATCH THAT DAMN THING.]

[ rolls one more time........... ]

Oh for FUCK'S sake!

[BALL HE WILL END YOU. YOU BETTER CLICK. FUCKING. CLICK. Catch it! He swears they made these capturing devices needlessly fucking annoying with that rolling around. They need to make shit so it works without any doubts, not keep everyone on their fucking toes! Especially when they wanna get the fuck OUTTA here!]

[ there's a pause! for dramatics, naturally.

and then? AND THEN!?!?!?!?

a finalizing click and the fucking music goes off, ruining those good vibrations. ]

Fucking music...

[ the Pokedex even makes the sound as it updates and the Bulbasaur is sent to the PC. ]

Fan-FUCKIN'-tastic, can we GO now? I mean, if your pitiful fuckin' heart is content and all, unless you wanna waste more time on useless fuckin' shit.

[A beat.]

WHICH don't mistake this as a inwitation to do so, because fuck that right off a fuckin' cliff!

Don't get your fucking bulge in a twist, Eridan. We can go.

My bulge isn't in a twist, alright? I'm just tired a fuckin' waitin' for you to catch some fuckin' pokemon that you aren't ewen gonna use.

[Huff! But guess who's heading off in the wrong direction! All this waiting around kinda made him forget which direction they were heading in the first place.]

The sooner we get to Goldenrod, the better!

[ he stares for a moment then looks at Alex. welp. Alex goes after Eridan, trotting in front of the guy. going to give those big puppy eyes and a whimper. and points in the right direction.

Karkat watches and snorts. it's cute. sort of. ]

[And then there was a dog in front of him. He stops, staring down at it. What the hell does it even want? Stupid woofbeast...]

[he looks at the direction the pokemon is pointing at, his expression one of consideration.]

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