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Who:
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sciencebipches
Where: Ilex Forest
When: October 31st
Summary: Karkat wants a stupid Bulbasaur and Eridan is tired of waiting
Rating: pg-13 for swearing
[This is ridiculous. Almost worse than that cave, not that the cave was really that horrendous all things considered, like the pokemon they had been riding on and what not--BUT STILL. Having to wait around this stupid STUPID shrine for some type of pokemon, what did it really even matter? It wasn't a water type, so Eridan was decidedly UNINTERESTED. But he isn't about leave on his own in this forest and get lost. He's not about to have to try and live down THAT sort of embarrassment. So instead, he's waiting.]
[Just waiting, as Karkat searches and tries to find this bloody pokemon--Bulbasaur? Was that what it was called? Fuck everything, it was probably worthless like the rest of the not-water types. He eyes Karkat for a few moments, annoyance through his entire posture and expression.]
Can we just giwe up? I don't think these things ewen really exist here, someone had to be tellin' ya some bullshit lies.
[Because this is ridiculous, they could have been to Goldenrod by now or something! Maybe. Or at least really fucking close! But here they are, searching for some bullshit pokemon. Eridan honestly has to wonder why he deals with this idiocy. He wouldn't for the others, there's no way. But here he is, dealing with this hoofbeast shit for Karkat. he has the patience of a fucking saint, he swears it.]
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Where: Ilex Forest
When: October 31st
Summary: Karkat wants a stupid Bulbasaur and Eridan is tired of waiting
Rating: pg-13 for swearing
[This is ridiculous. Almost worse than that cave, not that the cave was really that horrendous all things considered, like the pokemon they had been riding on and what not--BUT STILL. Having to wait around this stupid STUPID shrine for some type of pokemon, what did it really even matter? It wasn't a water type, so Eridan was decidedly UNINTERESTED. But he isn't about leave on his own in this forest and get lost. He's not about to have to try and live down THAT sort of embarrassment. So instead, he's waiting.]
[Just waiting, as Karkat searches and tries to find this bloody pokemon--Bulbasaur? Was that what it was called? Fuck everything, it was probably worthless like the rest of the not-water types. He eyes Karkat for a few moments, annoyance through his entire posture and expression.]
Can we just giwe up? I don't think these things ewen really exist here, someone had to be tellin' ya some bullshit lies.
[Because this is ridiculous, they could have been to Goldenrod by now or something! Maybe. Or at least really fucking close! But here they are, searching for some bullshit pokemon. Eridan honestly has to wonder why he deals with this idiocy. He wouldn't for the others, there's no way. But here he is, dealing with this hoofbeast shit for Karkat. he has the patience of a fucking saint, he swears it.]
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I told you, I fucking saw it for myself.
[ okay, maybe he hadn't completely been ignoring Eridan, but seriously... ]
Now shut the fuck up before you scare it off.
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I think you're imaginin' things, probably saw some other little grassbeast, and THOUGHT it was it. This is fuckin' ridiculous, Kar.
[He offers a feigned scan of the area.]
Can't scare off what's not here, dumbass.
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You don't fucking believe me? Unlike the rest of you shitstains, I'm completely fucking sane. I saw something out here and I'm going to track that grubfucking thing down and prove you the fuck wrong.
[ frowns. ]
One more day and then we'll move the fuck along.
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I'm not insane, idiot. Fuck you for thinkin' so too. I'm not implyin' that you'we downright lost your mind or anythin', but you're hardly incapable a error, Kar.
[A day? Another fucking day? God damnit.]
No, if you don't find it within the next few hours, we're headin' out. [Oh? Is Eridan trying to take charge here? He might be!]
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Then you'll fucking go it alone. Good luck with that, Ampora. The water types you've collected for yourself are weak to the shit that's in here.
[ not to mention Karkat's the one in possession of Rose and Sollux's pokemon. 8T good luck with this, fin face. ]
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Fine! Fine.
I don't get why you want this STUPID plantbeast anyway! What's so fuckin' important about it?
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[ pauses and sighs. rubs at the bridge of his nose, then at his neck. ]
Look, Eridan, I -
[ Alex starts growling and it cuts off pretty much anything Karkat would have said. ]
What is it? You find it?
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So? [He starts to approach himself, curious and hopeful.]
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Told you.
[ and his attention is back on this fight. ]
Alex! Ember!
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Well, catch the damn thing then!
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Grass has a weakness to Fire, and the critter looks like it's been burned. ever the anxious one, Karkat throws the ball. no crossing of fingers here. ]
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twice.... ]
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[BALL HE WILL END YOU. YOU BETTER CLICK. FUCKING. CLICK. Catch it! He swears they made these capturing devices needlessly fucking annoying with that rolling around. They need to make shit so it works without any doubts, not keep everyone on their fucking toes! Especially when they wanna get the fuck OUTTA here!]
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and then? AND THEN!?!?!?!?
a finalizing click and the fucking music goes off, ruining those good vibrations. ]
Fucking music...
[ the Pokedex even makes the sound as it updates and the Bulbasaur is sent to the PC. ]
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[A beat.]
WHICH don't mistake this as a inwitation to do so, because fuck that right off a fuckin' cliff!
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[Huff! But guess who's heading off in the wrong direction! All this waiting around kinda made him forget which direction they were heading in the first place.]
The sooner we get to Goldenrod, the better!
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Karkat watches and snorts. it's cute. sort of. ]
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