http://no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] route_10652011-11-18 02:21 am

Weird triggers.

Who: [livejournal.com profile] foolishwren and [livejournal.com profile] no_ufo_ending
Where: A dinky little diner in Ecruteak City
When: Backdated to November 2nd, early morning.
Summary: Blackmail and horrible chocolate milk-induced flashbacks are best shared between friends. Right?
Rating: PG13 because Silent Hill


Log:

See Henry.

See Henry smirk.

Smirk, Henry, smirk.

Like a cat on top of a pile of fresh laundry, Henry Townshend waited at one of the little tables in the Ecruteak diner for his adoptive sister to return with his promised breakfast. He leaned back in the chair and sort of molded into it. He was still slogging through his sugar-crash from Halloween. The poke'gear holding incriminating footage of miss Mason acting like a bird hopping in and out of their hotel window was safe in his shirt pocket. As he waited, he tugged it out and started fiddling with it.

8I Maybe he would take a picture of his victory breakfast.

Burger lounged at his feet with his long creepy tail wound hazardously around his trainer's legs. He was watching a hole in the far side of the room. He'd seen a purple rat disappear through it. >8I HE KNEW HE DID. Also, he was the best Glameow.

A huge yawn forced Henry to take a break from being a smug son of a bitch. He stretched his arms high above his head and oozed halfway out of the chair so that his knees buckled awkwardly. People staring? Fuck the police. At least for right now. He'd probably grow twitchy and withdrawn again eventually, but right now he was a BOSS.

foolishwren: you're DEEP in the "ugh god not this dude again" zone (buddy you're not even IN the friendzone)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
In her several lives, Heather had experienced a lot of things.

Some normal, and quite a few not so normal.

But one thing she had never experienced until yesterday, not even once... was living with somebody who was willing and had the capability of tattling on her to her father. She'd been an only child her whole life. Sure, getting in trouble with Daddy had always been a looming threat, considering that she'd been one of those kids who found ways to MAKE trouble if there wasn't enough actively occurring at any given time, but usually it was just a matter of whether SHE was good enough at hiding the evidence.

An outside factor, like saaaay... a tattle-happy older sibling? Never a thing.

... Until now.

Which was why she was standing in line at the counter with a tray in hand, glaring at the menu on the wall. And occasionally shooting a dark look over her shoulder at Henry.

It wasn't even like her dad didn't know that she and Kaito had stolen all that junk! ... It was just that she didn't entirely remember what ELSE they'd done, and she wasn't entirely keen on video evidence being on the table.
foolishwren: i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever (let me just make one thing clear)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, he'd pay. He'd pay.

But behind the righteous rage, she was a liiiiittle proud that he was breaking out of his shell enough to be sassy. ... She just sort of wished he wasn't practicing on HER.

When their number was called at last and the girl behind the counter slid two sublimely gorgeous golden waffles onto the plates on the tray, Heather slid her 'Gear over briefly to get the charge put on it, then headed over to the glass fridges where the drinks were kept, sticking her tongue out at Henry in passing.

It wasn't long before she arrived at the table, tray in hand, bearing the breakfast along with two bottles.

"The plain one's yours. Mine has chocolate chips."

BI Yeah she got chocolate chip for herself and didn't bother getting one for him. WHAT.
foolishwren: guess that makes me HOTTER than U (you're cooler than me??)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Because I'm mad at you and you didn't say anything in your terms about chocolate chips."

She sat down opposite him, pulling the plate with the chocolate-filled waffle over to her just in case he got any funny ideas about stealing it.

"So deal with it."

Smirk.
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
She wrinkled her nose and shoved the plate back at him-- it had some smudges of melted chocolate on it from Heather's waffle.

"Screw you, I already paid for this one. You're not getting another. Put some syrup on it and be happy."

She rolled her eyes, tugging her own bottle over to her. They'd been out of regular milk-- but hey, she'd never minded chocolate, and she figured Henry wouldn't, either. What kind of weirdo didn't like chocolate milk?

It wasn't until she'd already screwed the cap off of her own and picked up a fork to cut into the waffle that she noticed the scruffy photographer had gone still. Scraping the fork back and forth across the plate to get it all the way through the crispy pastry, she gave him an odd look.

"Hey... what's the matter?"
foolishwren: I feel like my room is going to fill with fog and she’s going to walk slowly towards me and I’ll be defenseless (listening 2 lana delrey @ night is scary)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
... And Heather just... sat there and watched as the guy who thirty seconds ago had been smiling like a kid getting away with taking all the cookies from the jaw got up and walked out of the building without a word.

She knew Henry was flighty, but... this was sorta new.

Looking down at the Glameow briefly, Heather bit her lip and stood up, wiping her hands off on her jeans and hurriedly following Henry out the door, leaving the plates on the table.

Grumpiness aside, her fellow Silent Hill survivor was more important than breakfast.
foolishwren: and you're about to fight him but he just smiles evilly... and then shits out seven smaller adam sandlers (imagine u finally corner adam sandler)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
She totally just wasted her money on a meal that was probably going to have been cleared away by an annoyed table-busser by the time they got back, but whatever.

Heather stopped a few yards away from Henry, just in case he was having some kind of... episode or something. She knew how twitchy he was even on a good day, and she didn't want to get too close and send him into like... a comatose state of terror or something.

"Hey... hey, are you ... are you sick?"

Was it the waffle? Maybe something bad had been in that bite he'd taken out of the waffle.
foolishwren: would the real person who just called this number please stand up cuz this is getting creepy (Halloooooo?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, uh... neither did I."

... Heather, now's not the time for dry statements.

When she was reasonably sure he wasn't going to scream and hit her in the face with a brick from that flowerbed if she tried to approach, she took a few steps closer.

".... What WAS that?"
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, so... she's pretty sure he's talking about something having to do with Silent Hill. Given the wtf factor, that would make sense.

But since he didn't actually MENTION Silent Hill, it sounds like something that might have happened to him while stoned in the woods while he was in college or something.



.... BUT yeah she'll go with it being something related to his Otherworld adventure.

"... I, uh..."

What exactly did one say to something like that?

"... I'm sorry."
foolishwren: 50 million dunkin donuts frozen mocha coffees, okay? (hey don't cry....)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
She stood there and watched him, brows peaking.

Heather almost always had SOMETHING to say about everything, but she'd never been particularly good at comforting people. Even though she wanted to. He had seen horrors just like he had-- just like her father had. Nobody else in this world could understand what they had all been through, except for each other.

When he spoke again, she shook her head.

"No, it's okay. S'already paid for. ... I... are you... are you gonna be okay?"
foolishwren: constant anxiety ("What state do you live in?")

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
There was a pause, but then she nodded slowly.

"... I know."

And she did.

As real as she knows it all was, returning to the 'real world' after Silent Hill had been like waking up after a night of gruesome and terrifying nightmares. You staggered out into the daylight looking like crap, and no one but you knew all the horrors you'd been through between sunset and sunrise. And you couldn't talk to anybody about it.

... After a moment's consideration, she dropped down on her knees next to Henry.

She hadn't been sure, for a moment, whether they were at the point where hugging would be okay as opposed to just extremely awkward. But you know what? Fuck it. Henry's as good as family, considering everything. He's gonna get a tentative hug right now.
foolishwren: I WORK FIFTEEN HOURS A DAY IN THE HAMBURGER MINES SO I CAN BUY ONE AUTOMATIC GUN WEAPON (HYUCK IM JUST A NORMAL AMERICAN WOMAN)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-18 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't always a matter of what any of them wanted.

The fact that here, in this world, they could share their stories with each other-- could just not be alone anymore-- sort of meant they had to. Somehow NOT talking about it just wasn't really an option-- although of course the other nice thing about this place was that they didn't have to talk about it ALL the time. They could be normal, too. ... For once.

Heather gave him a tighter squeeze once he failed to start spasming or screaming at the physical contact.

It was a good thing he liked hugs, because so did she and he'd be getting plenty of them now.

... When he wasn't blackmailing her, anyway.
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-19 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
"... So there was a ghost following you around that was constantly gargling chocolate milk, and on fire?"

... She said it earnestly at first.

... And then she sort of realized what she had just said.

Oh god oh god no she couldn't laugh.

That might make him feel bad and as much as she usually didn't even bother thinking about that sort of thing she didn't want to scare him off oh god HURRY UP THINK OF ABANDONED PUPPIES OR SOMETHING...!
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-19 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Since he seemed to be a little more talkative while she was holding him with her scrawny punk teenager arms, she went ahead and sat down all the way. Getting the seat of her pants all dirty on the hard November earth was better than trying to kneel the whole time. Besides, it distracted her from the automatic giggle threatening to erupt at the mental image of a flaming ghost floating around and gargling chocolate milk. It looked almost cartoony in her head and that was not okay.

This was Henry's experience and even mundane, stupid-sounding things became horrible and disturbing when you confronted them in the Otherworld. Even with her usually-unashamed terrible sense of taste, she knew it wasn't fair to-- what the hell did he just say.

There was a sort of stunned pause... and then when she spoke, it was in a tight, choked voice.

"... Butt monsters?"
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Pffftcchtphtfffthchpt)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-19 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, Henry, don't look at her like that... don't look at her like tha-- aw fuck.

She couldn't help it.

Her mouth sort of went into a wonky line for a couple seconds before she finally let her head dip forward with a PFFFHTFFFF- sound, followed by snickering. She wasn't laughing at him. At all. Just-- ... just, butt-monsters.

Dear god.

"Oho my god... I'm s-sorry..."
foolishwren: (I set your car on fire.)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-11-19 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Everything was weird in Silent Hill. Even the normal things.

She was sort of giggling now. Her shoulders were shaking.

"Monkeys... what the fuck, Henry. Why are our lives so fucked up?"

It was one of those things where you just sort of had to laugh, because if you didn't, you'd scream. ... Or go glassy-eyed like Henry.

"I gotta tell you about some of the monsters I'VE fought..."
foolishwren: are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what (what happens after kidz bop 68??)

AND NOW -I- CAN TAG THIS AGAIN DLFGHFLG;;HLGH ;-;

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-10 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sometimes that happens... people being in the wrong place at the wrong time, I mean... heck, Dad just had the misfortune of being... a nice enough guy that he picked up a baby from the side of the road..."

She wasn't sure if either of them had ever actually told Henry that she wasn't Harry's biological daughter, but well. Not like it was some huge secret.

"And uh... oh, man. What DIDN'T I fight..."

She paused, ticking things off on her fingers slightly.

"Uhhh... dogs with their heads split down the middle, like if someone'd gone at them with an axe... deformed... nurse things.... giants with bendy-straws for heads and giant meat-clubs for arms ... A penis the size of a subway train..."

... Yes.
Edited 2011-12-10 15:58 (UTC)
foolishwren: is the phrase "going to chipotle with aristotle" funnier if you mispronounce 'chipotle', or 'aristotle'? (Hmmm...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-22 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, when you're cruising around in the Otherworld, fighting off Freudian imagery left and right ... you eventually reach a point where you just need to go '... Okay. That's not even a monster anymore. That's just a giant penis.'

"Really? Man, phalluses all around."

She'd sort of thought it was symbolic of something. ... And maybe it still is.

... But she'd rather just assume that Silent Hill just had lots of dicks.