[As John starts to talk, Eridan starts to get irritated, this wasn't a matter of if he liked him or not, this is a matter of privileged information getting to THE privileged. Obviously, Eridan deserves this information more than ANYONE. Can't you see that John????]

[But then he finished and Eridan's irritation starts to subside, because good. You use that human emotion of friendship, however shitty of an emotion it sounds like it'd be. Because Eridan wants to hear this.]

I fuckin' won't, you said this shit was priwileged information, I'm hardly gonna spout this shit to just any fuckin' downright undeserwin' dirtscrapper that giwes me a pleadin' kicked woofbeast face.

So go on, follow your human emotions or whatewer and just fuckin' say it already.