( 4th wall action post)

[ex_cuts951]

Who: areyoureadyguys and EVERYONE EVER.
Where: Goldenrod...but visible to 90% of Johto.
When: Last Sunday.
Summary: A late 4th wall event post! It's an action, but you're all encouraged to show up and go "what the hell" at it, or try and contact Masamune on his gear. It'll be a blast, really.
Rating: PG? idek.
Log:

[ Wake up in the morning feeling like the Head of Oshu. Got your six claws on your lap and gonna hit the city.

Essentially, Masamune woke up that morning feeling great. His swords, his six swords - the Dragon's Claws - had been returned to him and he felt more like burning up his soul than ever before. Proudly sheathing them, he heads out and begins strutting around Goldenrod.

Until, that is, a dark shadow falls over his head. AN ATTACK. Unleashing all six swords at the same time, Masamune leaps wildly into the center of the oncoming shadow - ]

JUMPING JACK BREAKER!!

[ With one attack, a giant blue and white dragon erupts into the sky, spanning a massive portion of it and glowing so brightly that it might even hurt to look, followed quickly by a large blast of super electrical blue energy, centered by Masamune himself!! At speeds unimaginable, the attack strikes the giant shadow, which erupts into


a large mess of white stuffing and blue cloth, now falling down around Goldenrod.

Masamune falls from the sky, landing easily on his feet. Wow, shitty mess. Why did he have to have a giant whale stuffed animal dropped on him, again?

ooc: this is for the 4th wall event! so ANYONE can tag this, in game or out of it! I TOTALLY ENCOURAGE IT, PLEASE COME BOTHER HIM!! ]




...Shit.

Comments

[badassdragon.livejournal.com]

Haaaah?!

[Masamune looked up to see a dragon in the sky. That's kinda awesome. Heh, this place had dragons. That was cool. But what the heck was that falling from the sky towards him?]

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[ two dragons are better than one!! ]

Ya-ha!!

[ ATTACKING HIS

DOUBLE

IN GREETING??? ]

[badassdragon.livejournal.com]

Shit!

['sup other Masamune, have this Masamune taking out all of his six swords TO HAVE HIS DRAGON CLAWS MEET... HIS OWN DRAGON CLAWS IN THE MOST BIZARRE ENCOUNTER EVER. But he still manages to grunt out something despite this.]

Heh, I look so cool.

[ex_cuts951]

[ ....maybe this was the monkey being an idiot

either way. damn he looked awesome.

'Course you do! We rock!

[badassdragon.livejournal.com]

[An appreciative grunt. Their swords are still clashing against each other with the sound of steel against steel.]

Two cool dragons... wanna party?

[and kojuro wasn't around to stop him. best day of his life.]

[ex_cuts951]

That's right!

[ this is almost as exciting as two yukimuras

in fact his heart is racing with a kind of scary, wild thrill ]

[badassdragon.livejournal.com]

[masamune would be lying if this didn't simultaneously thrill and scare him at the same time. look at all this manliness, badassery and awesome in one place. why hasn't johto exploded yet?]

Come at me, Date Masamune!

[... that was weird to say.]

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Be serious, Date Masamune!

[ because he doesn't like the idea of his own body being not serious!!! ]

[badassdragon.livejournal.com]

I'm always serious, Date Masamune! Burning spirit!

[especially for things like now, because he wants to show himself that he is the best one eyed dragon. what were they meant to be doing anyway?]

[ex_cuts951]

[ who's ego is bigger contest ]

Hah, show me!!

[badassdragon.livejournal.com]

[masamune has the bigger penis ego. sanada yukimura can attest to it.]

No, you!

[this masamune is glowing blue now, look at all those sparks.]

[ex_cuts951]

[ electricity is just cascading off of them

it's like their souls are having sex ]

Alright, let's dance!

[ JUMPING BACK TO PREPARE FOR AN AWESOME CRAZY STORM. ]

[badassdragon.livejournal.com]

[Masamune's beating you to the punch -]

WAR DANCE!

[There is no way that he is giving up the first hit.]

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Yaaa--!!

[ THEY STRIKE SIMULTANEOUSLY ALMOST...

ROUND TWO. FIGHT. ]

Crazy Stream!!

[badassdragon.livejournal.com]

Gyaaaaah!

[Man he was good. Colour Masamune impressed.]

Death Fang!!

[ex_cuts951]

Crazy Storm!!

[ Oh this was so exciting. Fuck physics. This guy was awesome. ]

Time to get serious!

[badassdragon.livejournal.com]

Come on! Show me what you got!

[All this electricity and swords is making him excited beyond belief. I mean, this is the best day of his life ever. Ever. Fuck conquering Japan, he just wants to fight himself.]

Magnum Step!

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[ They keep taunting each other for...no reason. ]

Yaah!! You've grown up!!

[ you're

talking to yourself ]

[digital_bingo]

[WAT]

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[ this is all normal, nonsuperhuman, non magical.

really... ]

[digital_bingo]

...that's...

Masamune-san, what did you do?!

[ex_cuts951]

Eh? What do you mean?

[ this is normal for him... ]

[digital_bingo]

You mean you didn't just see that?

[ex_cuts951]

[ oh. heh, heh, hello ego. ] Y'saw that, huh? Pretty cool, huh?

[digital_bingo]

So you caused that, huh? How'd you cause a thing like that?

[ex_cuts951]

Ehh? I just did it.

[bewilding.livejournal.com]

[ and here's judith on her giant floating whale, looking down at the carnage below. okay, so she was going to apologize for almost dropping a giant stuffed animal on him but... well. he got out of that fine.

so now she will just be getting the floating whale closer to the ground before she jumps off of it. it floats off as she gives masamune a ~wave in greeting~. ]

"Jumping Jack Breaker", was it?

[ex_cuts951]

[ He's so okay with her dropping a whale on him. He almost wants another one. ]

Yeah. I haven't done that move a lot.

[bewilding.livejournal.com]

Hm. You should do it more. [ because it's shiny and the whole battle call was kind of exciting. but you know what, she won't say that.

oh, wait, she came down here to apologize. ] Sorry about that, by the way.

[ex_cuts951]

Hah, that was you?

[ glancing around at the

mess

it's like it's still snowing stuffing ]

[bewilding.livejournal.com]

[ grabs some stuffing in.... her hands. :T ]

... Yes. You reacted very well. [ squishing it. ] I'm impressed.

[ex_cuts951]

It's not every day you see a giant falling out of the sky. [ pause ] It was fun.

[ no, masamune, that shouldn't have been fun ]

[abettors.livejournal.com]

[ Oh... Yuri returns to Johto to see this out of all things. ]

Wow, I feel sorry for the guy that has to clean after this mess.

[ex_cuts951]

[ fgdfghdfghdfsdfsdgh he's missed him. kind of. he had mentally adopted yuri into his army gang anyways. ]

...Yep, me too.

[ yeah just gonna

not admit to that just yet ]

[abettors.livejournal.com]

[ He doesn't know of this army gang... WAY TO BE A LEADER. Please enlighten him about the new club he joined. ]

Aside from the beautiful finale that is Jumping Jack Breaker, nice swords. [ HE MISSED YOU TOO.

SUCH A CUTE SAMURAI. ]

[ex_cuts951]

Heh, they're my Dragon's Claws. [ holds them up

between his fingers. he is a BOSS. ]

[abettors.livejournal.com]

One Eyed Dragon makes a little bit more sense now... [ He takes a closer look, cause wow that is dangerous but pretty cooool. ]

Just hoping you don't run around Goldenrod with these unsheathed for the day.

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Nahh. Someone dropped a whale on me, so I pulled 'em out.

[ swish swish and he sheathes them. ]

Have you been alright? I haven't seen you around much. You did a shitty job training all those slow guys.

[abettors.livejournal.com]

Is this someone who I think it is... [ WHALE CALLS. ] Doing pretty good and all, though falling off of some floating platform isn't the greatest thing to return home to.

[ He totally feels much safer now with those put away, actually, take them out again-- ]

Hey, I didn't get to work them, okay? Ellie went off to get some balloons from this one vendor and floated off.

[ex_cuts951]

Ehh, probably. [ yes judith rude ].

...You shoulda took them with you. They'd take forever to fall off.

[abettors.livejournal.com]

... ... ...

The slowpoke? Or the balloons.

[ex_cuts951]

The slowpoke!

[abettors.livejournal.com]

You know I'm not exactly soul-bound to the slowpokes, right?

[ CROSSES ARMS AND UNSURES AT A LITTLE. ]

[ex_cuts951]

I dunno about that.

[abettors.livejournal.com]

Masa, Masa, Masa... [ He shakes his head at him a couple of times. ]

I, unfortunately, am not one with the slowpokes like you.

[ex_cuts951]

You're just one with 'em.