Special Delivery via Skarmory Express!

[bamfsecretary]

Who: Nanao (bamfsecretary) and YOU!
Where: The largest park in Goldenrod!
When: The 28th of April!
Summary: Nanao returns to civilisation on the back of a metal bird; shenanigans probably ensue.
Rating: ...G?
Log:

{What's that glint in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well, actually, it sort of is. It's Jyuu the Skarmory, and he's coming into land... and it's been a while since he's had to do it with a passenger on his back.}

{LOOK OUT BELOW}

{It's sort of hard to tell whether Nanao's screaming with delight or fear, too...}

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[bamfsecretary]

{SHE IS ESKIMO-KISSING A MASSIVE DRAGONFLY}

{I CANNOT EVEN}

{But she's not really pushing him away, so....}

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[YOU KNOW THAT YOUR ENTIRE PURPOSE IN BRINGING HER HERE WAS TO MAKE OUT WITH A DRAGONFLY B) don't even try to deny it.]

[Bicho seems pleased with this and then FLITS UP INTO THE SKYY well, a few feet above them, and then starts making a few loops.]

[Cause, y'know. Circles and loops.]

[Tulio's leaning back on his hands, watching her with raised eyebrows. NO COMMENT.]</sub>

[bamfsecretary]

I think your dragonfly made out with me.

{WAY TO STATE THE OBVIOUS}

Jealous?

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[ACTUALLY SPLUTTERS FOR A SECOND because what]

[Are we actually approaching the ~thing~ now?]

[Except then he recovers because sometimes he's smooth, okay. Have a grin that does a good job of being smug.]</sub>

Nah. Maybe you should be.

Cause if that's making out, him and I are practically married.

I can't even.

[bamfsecretary]

{wow okay that got a good reaction}

{and then SHE splutters because she hadn't quite considered that}

{HEY SHE CAN BE SMOOTH TOO no not really}

No, it should be you - because your insect fiance just made out with me. He's cheating on you, Tulio.

I love these two.

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[He looks like he considers that for a moment, eyes narrowed as he first looks to her, then the happily ever-circling Yanmega above, and then back to her.]

[Then]

[he points accusingly at her.]</sub>

You seduced him.

They are quite honestly the best.

[bamfsecretary]

Me, sir? Surely you jest!

{Mock-affronted!}

When you were the one who introduced us in the first place..!

<3

[greatbigrock]

_{[Mock-angry!]}

How dare you! You told me nothing of your-- bug-attractive... ness.

_{[So that kinda falters it, but he still keeps his face when he glowers at her.]}

You should have stopped me before it happened!

<3!!!

[bamfsecretary]

I knew nothing of how my beauty attracted the local wildlife, how could I possibly prevent it?!

{....they probably look so ridiculous.}

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[Probably? But how many fucks are given? None. So ha.]

[Besides, Tulio's having fun. These are the kind of things he always pull with Miguel, afte rall.]</sub>

Lies, all lies! You knew perfectly well, missy - from the way you attracted those sheep!

[bamfsecretary]

Those sheep were the result of my bird, remember? It was nothing to do with me.

You're the liar here, you utter scoundrel.

[greatbigrock]

Ah, but no - it only means you have perfected the art of deceit!

_{[Fingerjab, eyebrow raised, grin in place.]}

[bamfsecretary]

Yes, but have I deceived you?

{Haughty headtoss!}

[greatbigrock]

Oh, never.

_{[Which he says with an air of finality and sends her a look.]}

[bamfsecretary]

{Shock! Horror! She is affronted! (but not really)}

I cannot believe this! I thought my deception was complete!

[greatbigrock]

_{[Heehee! He'll just continue to be smug. (which is sort of really)]}

Ah, missy - you'll have to try much harder to fool someone like me.

[bamfsecretary]

{Squints at-- (you handsome man stop that)}

And then how do you propose I do that?

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[No never. Instead he leans back on his hands a bit more and LOOK HOW HANDSOME HE IS I mean]

[ahem]</sub>

What makes you think I'd tell you?

[bamfsecretary]

{Nanao is 4x weak to the type "Handsome Men"...}

{quietly ogling}

My feminine charm?

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[Smirk.]

[Doesn't even really catch that ogling right now, but IS catching that oh, wait, there's something unresolved in the air now, isn't there.]</sub>

You'll have to try harder than that.

[bamfsecretary]

{Yes, yes there is.}

Oh, will I?

{GOSH WHY AREN'T YOU CLOSER she'd try something flirtier.... So instead she'll just. Gaze at him. And hopefully not come across as creepy.}

[greatbigrock]

Yep, that's what I said.

<sub>[BECAUSE OF ... REASONS ... shit, there really is a lot of tension right now. He catches it this time, properly, and shifts a little. He's definitely not comfortable enough to get closer, despite being what he normally would do here, because he knows that there are feelings at least on her side of things ... he's still not sure about himself.]

[So he gnaws a little on his lip instead when he looks back at her. Nah, it's not creepy. It's just kind of mixed. But he holds the gaze, as if considering the fact he's doing it.]</sub>

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[bamfsecretary]

{UST UST UST}

Any hints, oh mighty and powerful Spaniard?

{Yep, she'll just keep that gaze up and dear god there is so much tension in the air that you could cut it with a knife and eat it with with a fork like cake-- wow okay where did that extended metaphor come from.}

{In any case, she's just kind of going OOOOH MR TULIO OOOH internally but also she's really nervous. What if he doesn't actually care?! AUGH FEELINGS.}

wellp I GUESS WE SHALL SEE !!

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[FEELINGS ARE HARD, this is true. Especially for a guy who normally deem them irrelevant. It's not that he makes an effort to push them away or anything, but he doesn't exactly linger on them or figure them out - hence the social awkwardness he sometimes falls into.]

[Romantic feelings ... are a gray uncharted area and he's got no clue how to navigate. Still, when he wants to, he's not bad at reading people. And he can tell she's sort of anxious, but also sort of anticipating something.]

[He licks his lips in a subconscious show of ... hesitation. Weighing his words, despite how playful they were previous.]</sub>

Why, don't you have any tricks of your own?

_{[He's digging himself deeper and he knows it. But he's still not SURE about it.]}

/SCREAMS AT SCREEN

[bamfsecretary]

{Why isn't there a book called "Feels for Dummies" or something I don't even know}

{No stop doing things with your mouth this is not helping!!!}

I might, but I'd like to see what you've got too.

{GOD COULD YOU GET ANY MORE BLATANT}

{I DON'T THINK SO}