Well, that depends. I was murdered once, and then the same person tried to kill me again. You know, after I spent a good, long time being dead.

The coworker was making a third attempt. He made a fourth by the time it was all over. It was pretty great, except for the parts where it wasn't.

[Oh, come now. She never gives anyone the full story regarding anything. Even when she does give an account of something that may have happened, it's usually all lies, anyway; it'd change the next time you asked her about it.]