Worst Weekend Ever

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Who:Cobra Commander and Killua Zoldyck
Where: Goldenrod City
When: The 16th!
Summary: Cobra Commander’s brief return to Goldenrod is interrupted by Killua.
Rating: Let’s go with PG-13
Log:

Cobra Commander really should be in Vermillion City right now. There’s no shortage of orders for him to give the dockworkers, and even with his new assistant’s help, there was still a ridiculous amount of paperwork. But, at the same time, there were invoices to pick up, and the last delivery hadn’t been as prompt as the Commander would have liked, so he was in town today to personally see them to Vermillion City.

Since it was such a simple task and he wouldn’t be in town long, the Commander had opted for a less than elaborate disguise. Just a coat, hat, and glasses to disguise his usual outfit and mask. After all, with no warrants out for his arrest and his enemies completely unaware of his whereabouts, what did he have to worry about?

“Imagine how shocked they’ll all be to learn I was here! Right under their noses!” He exclaimed, cackling as he made his way through the streets of Goldenrod City.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

“One hour?”

It felt like he had already been here for an eternity. He wasn’t sure if he could take another hour of electrocutions without blacking out or worse. If only Johto had some sort of Geneva Convention barring the use of electrified yo-yos.

“You can’t be sssserious!”

[killer_sweets]

"Of course I am, unless you want to take it to two hours. I have other things to do but if you insist" He casually states.

"Maybe I should switch to the darts" Leaning back a little, he ponders to himself.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

“Darts? Not darts! I am not ssssome sort of human pincushion!” Cobra Commander screamed in terror

The thought of being used as a dartboard horrified him. That’s the type of thing that should be done to his enemies, or to some of his less competent minions. But not to him. Never to him.

[killer_sweets]

"Alright I'll stick to me yo-yo, I'll use darts if you tick me off again" He'd probably kill the man, if that did happen.

Then the attack begins again, Killua keeps the man barely conscious. The yo-yo is constantly being whipped around, there is barely a pause. The only break is when Killua stop the commander from passing out. This goes on for an agonizing hour.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

After an hour of repeated electrocution, Cobra Commander really didn’t have much to offer as far as conversation goes. Not even to make threats. He was too busy trying to stay conscious.

“Ssstop…no more…no more,” he managed to get out. He wasn’t even thinking about revenge right now. He just wanted this idiot to let him go.

[killer_sweets]

A small ringing sound goes off all the sudden. Killua takes out his gear, turning the alarm off. He puts up his toy and before giving Cobra Commander his attention.

"Looks like time is up." It had been a boring hour for him after a while. He honestly can understand this chore for anyone to do. The brat goes over and cuts all the ropes. Letting the man hit the floor. "I think this is the part where I say I hope you learned your lesson. Not that you're even listening anymore."

He nudges the man lightly with his foot.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

“Time’s…up?” The Commander managed to ask before blacking out. Had he still been conscious he would have marveled at his ability to survive the past hour or worried that the alarm only meant another hour of misery would begin. But instead of expressing any of this, he simply lay there, unconscious and unresponsive.

[killer_sweets]

Killua knells beside the man to check his pulse before getting up. It was surprising how well the man did in the end. It looks like the guy could take a lot of pain.

He slowly drags the man back up stairs. What Killua had been waiting for was night fall. He knew the perfect place to leave his cargo. He takes the back streets to his destination. Once he is outside the city it's pretty clear where he is going. The commander will surely wake up refreshed in the tall grass of Goldenrod park.