[Shoosh, Dipper, he's totally a celebrity in her book. Because, wow, a guy who isn't completely terrified of her or trying to make her his queen or something crazy. Ugh, boys, seriously. They're all over the place. But this one is juuuuuust right! She hopes, anyway.

She pulls back from the hug and rolls her eyes in Dipper's direction.]

Yeah, that's Dipper. HEY, DIPPER, STOP BEING A LAME-O AND GET OVER HERE!

[She makes a silly sounding scoffing noise.]

Gosh, I don't know what his problem is. Look at how cool you are!

[And to emphasize this she holds out both of her arms like she's presenting Jake to someone. (Namely Dipper.) But then she leans in and tries to hide her mouth with her sleeve as she whispers.]

I think he's just jealous.