[Oh, so he was wrong. Oops. Up until now he'd actually been assuming that it was Dirk, since she'd been so awkward about it towards him. He figured it'd be embarrassing to admit to crushing on his younger self. But oh well, he can handle this.]

First of all, I'm kinda disappointed it's not Dirk. Everyone should totally wanna tap that. [He's kidding, he's trying to lighten the mood a little bit.] But seriously. I can kinda see why you're so upset. You like him, but he likes Dirk? Are you sure about that, though? Because when they kissed, it looked pretty damn awkward to me.