Ain't no party like a ninja party

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Who: open to literally anyone in Blackthorn City who wanders into the ninja party + friends
Where: Blackthorn City (mainly hotsprings but also anywhere)
When: July 23rd
Summary: Sasuke gets a birthday party whether he wants one or not. Lucky for him, he has friends (in spite of his best efforts) who'll plan one.
Rating: G? PG for violence

[ooc; general mingle log for Blackthorn City/Sasuke's birthday. Most of it will probably take place at the hotsprings itself, though like the 'who' says, it's completely open to anyone just walking by and wondering what the big deal is, or someone who's already there and then has their pleasant soak interrupted by a bunch of dumb ninjas.]

Comments

[ghostpepper]

It's not like I was watching Naruto come out, y'know! And he was a lot easier on the eyes too!

[Yep... Bad Night. But Kushina's still clutching the bottle of sake since there's still some in it.]

[godaime]

Hey!! I don't think I'm that bad!! I'm fifty-one damn it and I've been beautiful all my life and it's not stopping now.

[ BREAKING NEWS: ATTEMPTED MURDER IN BLACKTHORN. ]

[ghostpepper]

[Wow that's so funny, Kushina's actually going to start ugly-cackling. And for once, it looks like Kushina won't be the one dishing out death...]

You're so covered in wrinkles, you look like you've been in the water all day already!

[godaime]

Then this sight shouldn't bother you! [ grumble grumble grumble. ] Now, unless you want to join me in the ugly corner, I'd suggest you shut up and drink! [ Pouring Kushina's cup now with an angry face but it's narrow, killer eyes are filled with friendship! ]

[ghostpepper]

[Kushina keeps laughing (A LAUGH OF FRIENDSHIP) but will gladly accept a drink from Tsunade. She raises it toward her, attempting to keep a straight face.]

Here's to hoping I don't remember this in the morning!

[Straight face is gone as she downs it and then promptly chokes as she cracks up again. Sorry not sorry.]

[godaime]

Here's to making it through the night without me ripping out your hair! [ Tsunade's laugh becomes equally as hideous (thanks to her age) as she clanks drinks against her.

She doesn't even get to swallow the sake. It just sprays out as Tentacool rapidly tries to collect it with his tentacles, one of which hits Tsunade in the eye. So, yep, Kushina, the night gets better as Tsunade starts flailing in the trying to take care of her eye. ]

Oi! That hurt! [ As she's busy regretting her life choices, Tentacool will hold her cup and spray the alcohol she spat out into a cup. Ew. #thisishowwedoit. ]

[ghostpepper]

[Tsunade please, you're killing her. She keeps choking and coughing between laughs, eventually needing to grab the side of the hot spring to keep herself from just slipping down and drowning.]

[godaime]

[ this causes tsunade to break out of her coughing fit. She'll now fire the Perfect Shot™. ]

Heh! See? I'm older than the earth itself here and not even I have to hold onto something here!

[ghostpepper]

That's because you made me choke on my drink! [And yet she's still laughing. But she's let go of the side because can't be outdone by Tsunade!!!]

We'll see how long that lasts, Granny Hokage!

[godaime]

I'm not your granny! { Tsunade shakes her head. ] Only Naruto is allowed to call me that! I'm right above your generation! [ don't make her go all agey on you!!! ]

[ghostpepper]

Naruto calls you granny and you let him?

[And now Kushina's back to ugly-cackling.]

[godaime]

Well, I don't have a choice in the matter. He keeps on doing it even when I ask him not to, and I can't exactly punch your son. [ and get away with it. ]

[ghostpepper]

Ha! You better not, that's my job, ya know! [Not that she'll stop him because it'll be hilarious to hear him calling Tsunade granny. But hey, that's life. Kushina refills their cups and tilts hers in cheers before sipping it down.]

[godaime]

Tch! I know, I know! Besides, you know how it is with my punches! [ Even though she already punched his son once since arrival. Oops. ]

[ghostpepper]

[What she doesn't know won't hurt. 8Db]

Yeah, you'd break his... well, everything, I guess.

[godaime]

Well, I'd heal him right after. [ that part is important, okay!!!! ]

[ghostpepper]

Dunno how much that matters here since your renowned healing techniques don't work.

[godaime]

Please, I can still fix people up pretty well with stitches, staunching and succor! The three S's of medicine! It sucks I have to do it the old fashioned way, but there's nothing wrong with it. Better than the alternatives.

[ghostpepper]

...Do I want to know the alternatives? [She doesn't look too thrilled at the thought of stitches, and judging by the way her eyebrows continue their way up her forehead, she's assuming the worst.]

okay i can't even use text talk ironically

[godaime]

Let's just say traditional medicine has come a very long way and leave it at that. [ At least you get stitches, Kushina. ]