Ain't no party like a ninja party

[usedswift]

Who: open to literally anyone in Blackthorn City who wanders into the ninja party + friends
Where: Blackthorn City (mainly hotsprings but also anywhere)
When: July 23rd
Summary: Sasuke gets a birthday party whether he wants one or not. Lucky for him, he has friends (in spite of his best efforts) who'll plan one.
Rating: G? PG for violence

[ooc; general mingle log for Blackthorn City/Sasuke's birthday. Most of it will probably take place at the hotsprings itself, though like the 'who' says, it's completely open to anyone just walking by and wondering what the big deal is, or someone who's already there and then has their pleasant soak interrupted by a bunch of dumb ninjas.]

Comments

[believeit]

If it poops on me, I'm gonna blame you JUST SO YOU KNOW!

[WHY WON'T IT LEAVE??]

[uncagedforjustamoment]

She'll do no such thing!

[MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE CALLING HER AN IT! Now she's flapping up there and spreading feathers in the water around him.] Calm yourself or you'll panic her!

[believeit]

Neji! ARGH! You're not helping y'know?!

[Okay time for a different tactic- He quickly sinks into the water, fully submerging himself. If the bird stays there, it's going to drown.]

[uncagedforjustamoment]

[Well it successfully dislodges the bird from him, but judging by its angry flapping and pecking at the surface of the water...it would be best if he chooses to resurface elsewhere.

Or he can just wait a few moments and Neji--with a sigh befitting the ridiculousness of the situation--will simply cross the distance and scoop the unhappy cloud bird up out of the water himself.]

[believeit]

[He moves over towards Neji, finally surfacing a foot or two from the other ninja.]

What is it with Pokemon, why is it always me?

[uncagedforjustamoment]

[It takes a moment or two for the bird to calm even after he plucks her out of the water, and Naruto can expect an unimpressed look from Neji.] You are the one who agitated her. If you wished her to move she would have been easily relocated had you remained calm. As I said.

[believeit]

Well she shouldn't have been on me in the first place! [NOPE not taking any blame for this.]

Train your pokemon better, Neji.

[uncagedforjustamoment]

You're expecting pokemon to be the mature and sensible party in your dealings with them?

[Wow, Naruto. You have incited Neji's Doomface with that comment. Don't diss his baby pokemon raising skills.] Learn to deal with situations more rationally, Naruto.

[believeit]

[Yeah? Well he looks pretty pissed off himself]

It's your pokemon, if it ain't behaving properly then it's your fault!

[uncagedforjustamoment]

[You wanna go a round, Naruto? We can do this without shadow clones and see what happens this time.]

Yosuzume behaved perfectly well! You are the one who is refusing to react rationally.