Ain't no party like a ninja party

[usedswift]

Who: open to literally anyone in Blackthorn City who wanders into the ninja party + friends
Where: Blackthorn City (mainly hotsprings but also anywhere)
When: July 23rd
Summary: Sasuke gets a birthday party whether he wants one or not. Lucky for him, he has friends (in spite of his best efforts) who'll plan one.
Rating: G? PG for violence

[ooc; general mingle log for Blackthorn City/Sasuke's birthday. Most of it will probably take place at the hotsprings itself, though like the 'who' says, it's completely open to anyone just walking by and wondering what the big deal is, or someone who's already there and then has their pleasant soak interrupted by a bunch of dumb ninjas.]

Comments

[punches]

[ Joltik are really versatile Pokemon really. Sakura's picked one up for a good reason and that reason can be found attached to his palm.

A very thin bit of web outstretched in the direction of the flying Joltik.

If Naruto wasn't awake before, maybe this little jolt can jumpstart that brain of his?? ]

Naruto, you can't just throw my Pokemon around! [ Meanwhile, Sakura's yapping at him for animal cruelty nearby.

Safe from the water, of course. There's something to take comfort in! ]

[believeit]

Then it shouldn't have been on me!

[He thinks he is finally rid of it- until he moves and it just sort of comes racing back towards him WHY IS IT-

Argh! Web!

[That's it- he's getting out of the pool before it zaps the water and KILLS HIM. Also screeching and flailing all the while because IT'S ALMOST BACK ON HIM... ]

Sakura-chan take your stupid spider-thing!

[punches]

It isn't a stupid spider-thing.

[ Naruto pls. ] Joltik, please don't zap the water. You might hurt yourself this time.

[ He seems to be listening, but he's kind of attached to Naruto. Literally. Attached. ]

[believeit]

Yes it is! Get it off me!

[He's climbing out of the water now, so he can rush over to her and she can remove it from him.]

[punches]

I'm not removing him until you acknowledge how great my Joltik is, Naruto.

[ Who, by this point, is so offended that he's charging up again. ]

[believeit]

I'm acknowledging that it's a pain in the ass, that's what I'm doing!

[He's still throwing his arms about trying to get rid of the damn thing.]

[punches]

Great, so the two of you have something in common then. [ Hmph.

Meanwhile, a variation of softly plays??? ]

Don't smash him. He's very fragile. [ Except he's tolerating the Naruto abuse quite well??? ]

[believeit]

Sakura-chan....... C'mon!

[He's right in front of her now, try to, i don't know, wipe his arm on her or something so the stupid thing hops back on over to her. Take it, please!]

[punches]

What are you doing?

[ Boy that Joltik really likes to latch on. He's trying to scale up Naruto's arm now as he makes a narrow escape every time he touches her. ]

I won't hold your hand no matter how many times you ask.

[believeit]

[You know what, Sakura?

He doesn't say anything, his frowns at her, grabs her arm by the wrist and shoves her hand down onto the stupid spider thing. Again, plz take it.]

[punches]

[ Since when is he this bold--no wait, don't answer that. She'll scoop up her Joltik into her fingers. ]

Fine. See, I've got him now.

[believeit]

Good.

[He takes a second to pull a ace at the stupid spider thing. There.]

[punches]

[ Holding her hand with her palms up, the Joltik peers around curiously.

Then leaps for his face. ]

Huh, seems he really likes you.

[believeit]

ARGH DAMMIT I-

[The next part is a little muffled because the thing is ON HIS FACE and he is trying to pull it off. He's stepping backwards as he does so, as if it will mysteriously put distance between himself and the creature.]

[punches]

You know, if you two would like your privacy to get to know each other a little better...

[ That's the sound of her voice growing distant as she begins to walk backwards herself. ]

Hee, be careful with him. He's fragile.

[believeit]

I don't- This thin- Dammi-

[.....And a misstep by the water's edge means the two of them are sent tumbling back down into it, a second later.

Seconds later Naruto slowly rises out of the water, unimpressed as the soaking Joltick is once again buried in his hair. Back where they started.]

[punches]

[ They look so cute together despite the little annoyed look on the beady face of the Pokemon. ]

You know, if you want to Pokesit for me anytime...

[believeit]

[He gives up, the thing isn't trying to shock him anymore so whatever, it can sit there.]

This ain't funny, Sakura-chan.

[punches]

[ Yes it is, Naruto. ]

Who's laughing? [ There's only a bright smile. ] I'm just glad you decided to not hurt him.