Ain't no party like a ninja party

[usedswift]

Who: open to literally anyone in Blackthorn City who wanders into the ninja party + friends
Where: Blackthorn City (mainly hotsprings but also anywhere)
When: July 23rd
Summary: Sasuke gets a birthday party whether he wants one or not. Lucky for him, he has friends (in spite of his best efforts) who'll plan one.
Rating: G? PG for violence

[ooc; general mingle log for Blackthorn City/Sasuke's birthday. Most of it will probably take place at the hotsprings itself, though like the 'who' says, it's completely open to anyone just walking by and wondering what the big deal is, or someone who's already there and then has their pleasant soak interrupted by a bunch of dumb ninjas.]

Comments

[godaime]

[ The only A word Tsunade is familiar with is Ass-kicking, which Sakura seems to be very keen on getting closer with. ]

What the hell did you just say?! I have liver cells to burn!

[punches]

[ Oh no, she's too familiar with that word when it comes from Tsunade that she's actually cowering in place. ]

Ahhhh, that's r-right! What was I thinking? I guess I wasn't thinking at all, oops! Please, continue to drink Tentacool's fluids!

[ She can still out run her, right? This may be the moment she finds out if that's true or not. ]

[godaime]

Glad we came to an understanding! Now, come down here and let me tell you another story about the great Shikkoku Forest! Shizune hates this story and never wishes for me to tell it but now I finally have the chance.... Hehe.... [ AKA GOSSIP TIME GIRL... ]

[punches]

[ Not so much an understanding as she just doesn't want to die. Help her, someone, anyone... ]

Yeah?

[ Guess who's dumb enough to get close to Tsunade just for storytime? AKA this girl. ]

[godaime]

So, Shizune and I, during our travels, would occasionally visit Shikkotsu Forest, where the slugs are from. Now, the first time we traveled there Shizune had no damn idea what to expect. At first, because of my lack of activity with the slugs, they were hiding. They couldn't really recognize my scent. I tried looking for them, only to discover that they were slowly crawling on Shizune.

When I pointed this out to Shizune, [ Tsunade breaks into a fit of outrageous laughter. ] you shoulda heard the screams from her! They were so loud and ringing. YEAAAAAGH! YEAAAAAGH! HELP ME TSUNADE-SAMA! [ Tsunade's voice is almost in shrieks to try to get her "Shizune" voice down. ]