Ain't no party like a ninja party

[usedswift]

Who: open to literally anyone in Blackthorn City who wanders into the ninja party + friends
Where: Blackthorn City (mainly hotsprings but also anywhere)
When: July 23rd
Summary: Sasuke gets a birthday party whether he wants one or not. Lucky for him, he has friends (in spite of his best efforts) who'll plan one.
Rating: G? PG for violence

[ooc; general mingle log for Blackthorn City/Sasuke's birthday. Most of it will probably take place at the hotsprings itself, though like the 'who' says, it's completely open to anyone just walking by and wondering what the big deal is, or someone who's already there and then has their pleasant soak interrupted by a bunch of dumb ninjas.]

Comments

[itsjustdust]

[His eyes went wide, then he scowled, leaning back a bit. Excellent, you've now successfully pricked his temper enough that the filter is disabled.]

Tsunade-hime! I was trying to be nice but that makes you look old and just because everyone ele is too scared to say anything doesn't mean no one should have!

[godaime]

If everyone fears me enough to play along with the notion that I still look young and beautiful, then, god damn it, don't shatter that illusion!!

[ the irony of Obito breaking illusions will never not be funny tbh. ]

[itsjustdust]

[If you're raising your voice at him he's so returning the favor.]

If you know you don't look good then why didn't you pick something that did?! I KNOW YOU KNOW HOW!

[godaime]

Because, sometimes, deep down, a woman still wants to hear compliments for things she knows she can't work at that moment.

[itsjustdust]

But Tsunade-hime, you normally look good, I don't see why you have to go and do something like this. Sure, you're not looking really young anymore, but you still look like you and you're a pretty lady.

[Tsunade, he's scowling at you so hard right about now and flinging this whole thing at you like you're being dumb. He wants you to put on clothes!]

[godaime]

Heh. You don't need to lie to me to make me feel better, Obito. You just called me a wrinkly old hag just a couple of moments earlier. [ Did Obito actually say that tho.... ]

And that's why I'm doing it. If I can fake it, I can make it. [ Valid strategy!!!!! Valid strategy!! ]

[itsjustdust]

No, I said you were old, and that you're wrinkly, I didn't say where. That swimsuit draws your attention to them you know. [Totally pointing at her thighs here.] SOME THINGS A GUY DOESN'T NEED TO BE INFORMED ABOUT LIKE THIS OKAY?!

[And then he huffed and made an aborted move to cross his arms before realizing that was a really unsafe action right about now. Might need to dodge and block here.]