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[superordinary]

Who: The Dangans who happen to be in the area
Where: Goldenrod City
When: October 6th
Summary: Naegi finds out they have a house. Also it's Kirigiri's birthday. General house/birthday shenanigans happen.
Rating: Mondo's mouth is a thing so PG-13?
Log:


[ Needless to say, Naegi didn't expect any of this; who would expect finding a key and a note that indicated that an entire house had been left to Asahina - who wasn't with them anymore. Still, a house is a house and winter is drawing closer with each passing day and it would be nice to stay somewhere that isn't an inn or hotel room. Naegi's not going to look this gift Ponyta in the mouth.

Kirigiri and Naegi are the first to go there, to make sure it isn't some sort of trick or scam before informing the others. It looks nice despite the busted window on the first floor and the...door seems to have been left wide open.

Better start investigating, then. ]

[ Some time later, Naegi's encountered at least twenty-four Eeveelutions, a ton of food and pillows scattered all over the floor and he's concluded that no, it's not a trap. It just hasn't been taken care of and has been ruled by the Eevee Kingdom for some time. So he sends out the following text to the others: ]

Guys, I have good news! Come to the following address when you can, all right? It's the house next to the breeding center so it should be easy to find.

[ Pretend the address is included. :| Shortly afterwards, a second text message is sent out: ]

By the way, it's Kirigiri-san's birthday today.

[ ...Naegi has no idea why he knows this. He's pretty sure she hasn't mentioned it. At any rate, by the time the others get there there will pizza, cake and party hats but not much else because there's only so much you can do when you just remembered her birthday. Here's hoping the Eevees won't eat everything the second you turn around.

Also, floor plans for future reference. ]

Comments

[ardent]

I don't know if I would consider all of what she puts on her face to be makeup - I didn't recognize a lot of what she was purchasing - but that does seem to be the case!

[...]

...She may have dragged me out shopping once or twice. It was kind of intense.

[superordinary]

[ ....... ]

Um...How intense are we talking?

[ardent]

Well, not to speak badly of Celes-kun, but you would not believe the amount of products she apparently requires for her face.

[Naegi-kun, he has seen some shit.]

...The amount of very specific products.

[superordinary]

...She really needs that bathroom more than Togami-kun does.

[ardent]

No, I agree with you - the only reason Togami-kun is in consideration for it at all is to stem the amount of complaining he'll do otherwise!

[...ISHIMARU.]

[superordinary]

That's...one way to put it. [ jfc Ishimaru ] I hope he won't be too disappointed.

[ardent]

[Tact and social grace, let me tell you.]

I'm sure it'll be manageable, even if he is - not...ideal, of course, but manageable!

[superordinary]

Y-yeah. [ He almost wants to add something about it being more easy to manage than Celes's fury but unlike Ishimaru he has some tact. ]

By the way, there's a huge hole in the bathroom door. We should get a new door as soon as possible.

[ Since they were talking about bathrooms and all. ]

[ardent]

We should look into that, then!

[...uh...]

...And hope that whatever made the hole in the first place is no longer in the house!