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[superordinary]

Who: The Dangans who happen to be in the area
Where: Goldenrod City
When: October 6th
Summary: Naegi finds out they have a house. Also it's Kirigiri's birthday. General house/birthday shenanigans happen.
Rating: Mondo's mouth is a thing so PG-13?
Log:


[ Needless to say, Naegi didn't expect any of this; who would expect finding a key and a note that indicated that an entire house had been left to Asahina - who wasn't with them anymore. Still, a house is a house and winter is drawing closer with each passing day and it would be nice to stay somewhere that isn't an inn or hotel room. Naegi's not going to look this gift Ponyta in the mouth.

Kirigiri and Naegi are the first to go there, to make sure it isn't some sort of trick or scam before informing the others. It looks nice despite the busted window on the first floor and the...door seems to have been left wide open.

Better start investigating, then. ]

[ Some time later, Naegi's encountered at least twenty-four Eeveelutions, a ton of food and pillows scattered all over the floor and he's concluded that no, it's not a trap. It just hasn't been taken care of and has been ruled by the Eevee Kingdom for some time. So he sends out the following text to the others: ]

Guys, I have good news! Come to the following address when you can, all right? It's the house next to the breeding center so it should be easy to find.

[ Pretend the address is included. :| Shortly afterwards, a second text message is sent out: ]

By the way, it's Kirigiri-san's birthday today.

[ ...Naegi has no idea why he knows this. He's pretty sure she hasn't mentioned it. At any rate, by the time the others get there there will pizza, cake and party hats but not much else because there's only so much you can do when you just remembered her birthday. Here's hoping the Eevees won't eat everything the second you turn around.

Also, floor plans for future reference. ]

Comments

[freshprints]

[...Ishimaru, are you seriously stupid as hell.]

I said it because we're talking.

[ardent]

...Do you actually have conversations with people?

[like

actual

normal conversations

i mean he doesn't either but

...

is this seriously a case of 'neither of us can talk for shit' because really]

[freshprints]

...

[The irony here is that her silence is probably actually going to make him doubt the actual answer to the question but OH WELL.]

[ardent]

...It's fine if you don't.

[...you know Kirigiri-kun the amount of shit we put Naegi-kun through on a daily basis must be horrific]

[freshprints]

[It is pretty amazing the amount of shit Naegi-kun puts up with, when you really think about it.

Like accidentally triggering us with pancakes and gift wrap, that must be a trip.]

...

[No, really, wait for it.]

What did you think this was?

[ardent]

Not a normal conversation, obviously!

[#tact]

[freshprints]

I talk to people.

[NO SERIOUSLY HOW DO WE DO SOCIAL INTERACTION THO]

[ardent]

[NOT LIKE THIS, CLEARLY...]

...Like I said, Kirigiri-kun, I'm not going to fight with you about it. The point still stands, you aren't going to say things like that in front of my brother.

[freshprints]

You're going to monitor everything I say, then?

[ardent]

I'm asking you for common decency.

[freshprints]

You aren't asking anything.

[ardent]

Don't argue with me - I don't want you hurting him because you feel the need to point out "something you think he shouldn't overlook"! I don't care about whatever superiority you think you need to assert, I'm not going to tolerate that, from you or anyone else!

[It's about then that he seems to decide he's had enough; he's quick to set a Pokéball down on the shelf in front of her, a bit harder than was really necessary but he doesn't seem inclined to apologize for that any.]

Naegi-kun told us about what day it is; that's yours. I think it's something you'll like.

[And with that, leaving the room, thank you very much.]