[ WV has absolutely no idea where he is, nor does he really...care. Strange new places are no longer strange to be thrown into, and as far as strange new places go, this isn't so bad. Sure, he's clueless, but there seems to be food and nothing looks like it's immediately dangerous or anything, so it's fine.
Though some of this food seems to be fighting back or offended about its place as food. Which is a little troubling, really.
Look how delicious this thing is. Or these things, which are clearly food. Or...any Pokémon egg, really. Or anything. Really, anything. Considering the list of things he's tried to or has eaten over the course of his life, anything ever is pretty applicable here.
Why won't these things accept their fate and allow him to ingest them? It's really quite RUDE.
The Mayor (as his sash proudly proclaims) can be found pretty much wherever, either trying to eat something edible or something decidedly inedible or just sort of goofing around doing whatever. He has no clear goals for his time wherever he is, and is easily distracted by pretty much anything that happens or anything he finds. He doesn't seem to be that upset about whatever the heck is going on, at least.
It's probably best not to ask him to battle with you or something, though.
After a while of wandering around, he situates himself in Can Town, which seems to consist of various tab cans and faygo bottles and library books. While all the citizens were properly transported to - well okay still not sure where he is, so the place henceforth known as New Can Town, none of the roads or anything were. So he will be industriously using chalk to give his loyal citizens some roads and zones. Sadly there is mysteriously no green chalk for any grass, but what can you do.
Don't you dare knock over any of the citizens, no self-respecting mayor can allow such nonsense okay. Especially one with such logical and amazing priorities! ]
WV/The Mayor | Homestuck | Wherever's Clever
Though some of this food seems to be fighting back or offended about its place as food. Which is a little troubling, really.
Look how delicious this thing is. Or these things, which are clearly food. Or...any Pokémon egg, really. Or anything. Really, anything. Considering the list of things he's tried to or has eaten over the course of his life, anything ever is pretty applicable here.
Why won't these things accept their fate and allow him to ingest them? It's really quite RUDE.
The Mayor (as his sash proudly proclaims) can be found pretty much wherever, either trying to eat something edible or something decidedly inedible or just sort of goofing around doing whatever. He has no clear goals for his time wherever he is, and is easily distracted by pretty much anything that happens or anything he finds. He doesn't seem to be that upset about whatever the heck is going on, at least.
It's probably best not to ask him to battle with you or something, though.
After a while of wandering around, he situates himself in Can Town, which seems to consist of various tab cans and faygo bottles and library books. While all the citizens were properly transported to - well okay still not sure where he is, so the place henceforth known as New Can Town, none of the roads or anything were. So he will be industriously using chalk to give his loyal citizens some roads and zones. Sadly there is mysteriously no green chalk for any grass, but what can you do.
Don't you dare knock over any of the citizens, no self-respecting mayor can allow such nonsense okay. Especially one with such logical and amazing priorities! ]