[...yup. Yup, it's all coming back now. That flailing is unmistakable, even if the bedsheets aren't. It's his funny little friend who ate all that shaving cream! Ah yes, dear, sweet Wizardly Vassal...how could he forget you? And what in the fresh hell are you flipping your shit over oh god he's standing in chalk drawings.]

[And...cans?]

[Okay. Weird. But it's not like he's not used to weird at this point.]

Shoot, sorry! [He immediately takes to the air to correct his mistake, hovering several inches off the ground so as not to potentially cause anymore damage to cans or chalk drawings.] I uh...uhh... [Wow he is just making a mess of everything today.]

So it's been a while, man! Possibly...much longer for you than for me assuming those are...still my bedsheets you're wearing.

[Like damn dude. How long have you been wearing those to get them THAT filthy?!]