[John's glasses almost seem to glint, his mustache twitching with the slightest trace of a smirk on his lips.]
[Quick on your feet, eh? Old man, eh??]
Hehehe...
[That laugh is the only warning Dave gets before a cream pie is rather unceremoniously, and surprisingly quickly thrown into his face. Where did that even come from?!]
[No, seriously, does he just carry cream pies around in his sylladex in the off chance he needs to cram one in someone's face? Is that really what's happening here?]
What was that now, sonny? Something about never being caught? You know, you shouldn't underestimate us old geezers. Still have plenty of... aces up our sleeves.
[Yes. He really did just pull a sleight of hand to produce an ace of spades from his sleeve when he said that. Literally thing that just happened. He flicks the card at Dave, still chuckling because he is clearly just the most clever little old man you ever met.]
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[Quick on your feet, eh? Old man, eh??]
Hehehe...
[That laugh is the only warning Dave gets before a cream pie is rather unceremoniously, and surprisingly quickly thrown into his face. Where did that even come from?!]
[No, seriously, does he just carry cream pies around in his sylladex in the off chance he needs to cram one in someone's face? Is that really what's happening here?]
What was that now, sonny? Something about never being caught? You know, you shouldn't underestimate us old geezers. Still have plenty of... aces up our sleeves.
[Yes. He really did just pull a sleight of hand to produce an ace of spades from his sleeve when he said that. Literally thing that just happened. He flicks the card at Dave, still chuckling because he is clearly just the most clever little old man you ever met.]