ortion: (❀ insert james joke here)
Dist ([personal profile] ortion) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-01-17 10:46 pm

the party don't start 'til we walk in

Who: Dist ([personal profile] ortion) and Dr. Kato ([personal profile] artfuldestruction)
Where: Celadon City
When: January 13th - 20th
Summary: Dist and Kato take a well-deserved vacation from the Goldenrod Rocket base. But even Kanto's most fabulous city isn't ready for the amount of fabulous that these two are bringing.
Rating: PG? Will change if necessary.

[Separate events will be posted as top-level comments.]
artfuldestruction: (creepy glasses flash)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-18 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Kato smiles (alright, smirks...) in response to that, idly stirring his coffee as he flicks his eyes around the cafe. He's decided to be casual, forgoing his coat and mask, instead just wearing a plain white shirt with his usual black pants. Dist certainly has a point - the labs were beginning to feel stifling, lately.]

Mhmm, I agree - it was an incredibly generous gift, Dist.

[Seriously. He was almost touched. But being kind of crazy will do that to you.]

I do hope you'll allow me to pay for the food. Don't force me to insist, because I am completely prepared to.
artfuldestruction: (let's play a game)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-19 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry Dist - Kato still insisted on spending half an hour in the bathroom this morning making sure his hair and make-up were perfect. Apparently we're incapable of even having a vacation without ensuring we are sufficiently fabulous.

He likes your rose, by the way.]


Excellent. It's only fair I contribute something.

[Taking a quiet sip of his coffee, Kato smiles again - this time it's...vaguely less smirk-ish, if that means anything. He's trying!]

We are partners, after all.
artfuldestruction: (you all look like little ants)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-20 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thank god we're actually capable of sharing and not just fighting it out. Someone would be getting their hair pulled, and it would not be pretty.

As for that question regarding their colleagues, Kato's smile quickly becomes a smirk once again when he hears it - ah, their esteemed companions...]


I must admit, I'm enjoying the chance to talk about them properly - Caroline is highly unpleasant, and Alexia is tolerable, I suppose.

[...is he forgetting someone-

...

Oh well!]


I'm yet to see anything from them that signifies they're anywhere near our level, however. What do you think of them?
artfuldestruction: baaaw everyone survived (pout)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-22 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dist, please do not remind him of his turret. Caroline programmed his to talk just like Ryuunosuke and he can't seem to kill it-

...ahem. Let him just...take another perfectly calm sip of his coffee.

...

stupid turret]


Don't apologize. I can't blame you for getting upset - the situation in the Team has been frustrating for a fair while. It can be grating to display brilliance and not have it recognized.

[Kato will purse his lips slightly at Dist's compliments towards Caroline, but he won't say anything negative. After all - they're on holiday.]

I don't suppose you've heard anything regarding our benevolent overlords?
artfuldestruction: (just trust me)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-23 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ONE DAY, TURRETNOSUKE]

We're still getting paid, so something must be happening in the higher echelons - apparently nothing worthy of us lower lifeforms, however.

[Kato's grip on his cup also tightens visibly; clearly, they need to shift topics before they both start yelling and something gets destroyed.]

But enough about that. We're on holiday, we shouldn't be talking about work. Let's talk about this lovely city.

[And really, it actually is fairly nice. He would so crash a bomb-laden trolley train into this place, man.]

Have you been here before?
artfuldestruction: (creepy glasses flash)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-24 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I must admit, this place does seem to have a certain air to it that Goldenrod lacks. It was an excellent choice.

[Of course he has a scale! While he wouldn't say no to destroying anything and everything, there is something so much more poetic about destroying something beautiful...they always make the most wonderful sights. You'd make a fantastic target yourself, you know!

...

...you know what, let's make sure he never says that out loud, shall we...

Taking another silent sip of his coffee, Kato can't resist smiling (okay, smirking...) over the rim of his cup.]


Why am I not surprised that you want to go look at flowers?

[That was said in a teasing manner, however.]

We'll have to make a day of it.
artfuldestruction: (just trust me)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-19 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[...good lord, Dist; he knew you loved flowers, but he didn't think you'd get this ecstatic over the greenhouse. He knows what he's getting you next Christmas. At the moment, he's just concerned with ensuring they don't trip over any hidden Grass Pokemon; he will, however, come over to see whatever it is you're looking at.]

It is rather beautiful, I must admit.

[...surprisingly enough, he's being sincere. Obviously he has spent too long inside the lab, if he's also willing to be this excited over flowers.]

Are you considering challenging the Gym, while we're here? I might give it a go - apparently the rewards are useful.
artfuldestruction: (oh you don't want to die?)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-20 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW DIST, WOW.

Don't worry, though; that makes Kato laugh. Ah, your arrogance is refreshing...he never thought he'd meet someone who could equal his own...]


Clearly, compared to you they are merely weeds.

[You are very pretty, alright.]

From what I've read, the badge here allows us to use 'Fly' outside of battle, which I really should obtain. The cash would be nice too, I suppose, and my Pokemon could use the training.

[Ugh, Dist, he is still so asspained that his original team of Pokemon was taken from him when he left. If it wasn't, you know. Obvious.

...

Ughhhhh.]


But I'm happy to admire the Greenhouse, for now. I admit; these flowers are rather incredible.

[Imagine a bomb set off in here, strategically placed to ensure all the petals exploded into the air...how beautiful that would be...]
artfuldestruction: (let's play a game)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-23 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I do - why would I say it otherwise?

[That was rather smooth, Dist, yes. Don't worry - Kato is still very obviously amused. He'll save you any further floundering by shifting topics, okay.

...speaking of which

...

Dist can he please blow up the flowers

how about just some of the flowers

pleeeeeeeease]


A bit of extra cash is always useful, at least - and I'm in the mood to watch Hydra destroy something.

[Said in the tone of voice most use to comment on the weather.]

However, for now I'm happy to continue to admire the greenhouse, so yes - let's head further in. Do you have a favourite type of flower?

[...ah.]

Besides the rose, of course~
artfuldestruction: i hate my keywords sfm like you have no idea (Default)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-24 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
[....siiiiiiigh alright fine, he'll settle with blowing up some Grass-type pokemon. You're lucky he likes you.]

Don't worry - I could never forget your fondness for roses.

[...really, could anyone, if you have anything to say about it...

As it stands, however, he actually seems rather transfixed by those lilies, a smirk quickly forming on his face.]


Prosperity and death...creation and destruction...what a wonderful choice.

[Well, he was going to say white chrysanthemums, but you know what? This sounds better. Leaning down besides Dist, Kato reaches out and similarly examines the lilies, continuing to wear that oddly hypnotized expression on his face.]

I think they've become my new favourite.
artfuldestruction: baaaw everyone survived (pout)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-19 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kato nods curtly at that, irritably picking at a small (but painful!) burn on his hand. He knew he should have warn his gloves, ugh.]

I'm more concerned with how most of the posters are in full-view of the patrons - I'm really hoping our Kanto colleagues aren't that painfully inept.

[Although really, he wouldn't put it past them; after all, they are the best scientists over both regions. Really, the Kanto base should be grateful for their visit!

Meandering around the machines, Kato spies a poster near the back of the room; almost out of sight, but not quite.]


Dist.

[Indicating it with a flick of his head, he makes a move over to it.]
artfuldestruction: (not as planned)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-20 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Placing a (now gloved, thank you very much) finger against the door as they pass it, Kato's expression sours when it comes back dusty.]

I'm hoping the entire base doesn't have this level of wear. Ugh.

[Admittedly, though, it's a decent disguise for the entrance. Perhaps. Following Dist along, Kato peers around the hallway. They're definitely leaving the Game Corner behind, and don't appear to be being following. Always a good sign.]

Do you know anyone who works here? I know Descole used to spend a lot of his time in this city, when he was here.

[He misses that crazy little fellow. He was always so much fun to rile...]
artfuldestruction: (just trust me)

[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2014-01-23 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly, it almost hurts to remember the good old days when they had plenty of similarly insane colleagues to bounce ideas off. Nowadays, the labs seem so empty in comparison...

...ah well!

Returning that smirk and nodding his head in thanks, Kato walks through the door and instinctively places a hand on his Hydreigon's Pokeball. Even though they're in 'friendly' territory, it can't hurt to be cautious.

His concerns appear unfounded, however, as there is a distinct absence of any hostiles in the gleaming silvery hallway...or, well, anyone at all. Raising an eyebrow, Kato turns back to Dist and beckons him to follow him through the door.]


It's practically deserted - I can't hear anyone.

[...]

At least it appears to be clean.

[Focusing on what's important!]