[It is going to take all of his restraint to not start enthusiastically shouting about his classmate's body and exactly what she should be doing with it in the middle of this fucking knockoff Chuck E. Cheese, but damn it, he is going to manage if it kills him.]

Well, games in general aren't anything I've devoted time to, so in some ways I think you're ahead of me, getting both the game and the exercise in one go.

[...you know, that was awkward as all get-out but it's going to have to work for now because just think about what the alternative could have been.]