Kyahahah! Charisma? That's nothing when all you're spouting is bull!

[Whoops guess who doesn't actually like religion too much]

But people are weak enough to be made of bullshit, so I guess it fits them. [Moving on.]

Don't try to make yourself sound better by bringing up other examples! They're all boring and ordinary, simple as that. 'Plain of trees'? You can find those anywhere!