We're No Strangers To Wub

[doitrockapella]

Who: The Porygons and Rotoms of route_29!
Where: A private channel on the Gear Network
When: Tuesday, August 26
Summary: It's a big Porygon (and some Rotoms) meet-and-greet! Feel free to stop by if your Porygon (or Rotom) received an invitation!
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[OOC: As discussed in the OOC informational post, this is Pory-Con, an open log to give all the Gear-using Porygons and Rotoms on the Network an excuse to get together in the same place, meet each other, chat about...whatever cybernetic Pokemon talk about, swap files, share music, make friends, gossip, whatever! Feel free to tag in and threadjack as much as you like!]

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[unkinder]

> iM tRyING

[DEEP BREATHS, IN OUT

There's a long pause before he actually answers Levi's question.]

> Answer = User: Tensai.

[pipers_son]

SUGGESTION:
HAVE YOU ATTEMPTED TO COMMUNICATE WITH USER: TENSAI ABOUT DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH OTHERS?

PAPA INVIDIA HAS STATED IT IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD TO BE AWAY FROM PEOPLE.

[unkinder]

> affirmative.
> I am not allowed to contact the network at large.
> even for emergencies.
> it is OFF LIMITS.
> unless told otherwise.

[pipers_son]

THAT IS D I S T R E S S I N G!!!
I WILL CONSULT WITH HIGHER RESOURCE
TO DEDUCE PROPER SOLUTION

PLEASE HOLD

[unkinder]

> higher resource?
> ? ? ?

[GET BACK HERE YOU BETTER NOT BE TELLING ANYONE ABOUT THIS]

[pipers_son]

[SORRY NO HE HAS TO GO ASK HIS DADDY]

LOADING
LOADING
L O A D I N G




HIGHER RESOURCE
SOURCE: PAPA INVIDIA
POTENTIAL SOLUTION: EXPLAIN NEED FOR SOCIALIZATION TO USER: TENSAI?
EXPLANATION: POKEMON NEED SOCIALIZATION WITH OTHERS OUT OF THEIR TROUPE ESPECIALLY POKEMON LIKE US. HE SAYS IT IS IMPORTANT.

[unkinder]

> affirmative. importance clarified.
> I predict that user would argue.
> friends are not necessary.
> important.
> but unnecessary.
> for all vital functions.

[pipers_son]

YOUR USER SOUNDS
[SAD EMOTE] LONELY

PAPA SAYS THAT FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT FOR DEVELOPMENT
EQUATION: NO FRIENDS = LACK OF GROWTH

[unkinder]

> but.
> my trainer seems perfectly competent.
> very knowledgeable.
> are you suggesting he might be.
> defective?

[pipers_son]

[SOOTHING EMOTE] I DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR TRAINER IS DEFECTIVE
I DO NOT HAVE FURTHER KNOWLEDGE OF USER: TRAINER BESIDES WHAT YOU HAVE SHARED
BUT PERHAPS USER: TRAINER HAS NOT FAMILIARIZED THEMSELF WITH FRIENDSHIP
SO HE DOES NOT REALIZE HOW USEFUL IT IS?

[unkinder]

> I do not know this information.
> . . .
> should I inquire about it?

[pipers_son]

POSSIBLY!
OR WE CAN DEVISE A
P L O T!

[unkinder]

> p l o t?
> please elaborate.

[pipers_son]

PLOT!
SUGGESTION: WE CONSPIRE TO HAVE YOUR TRAINER MAKE FRIENDS
SUGGESTION: WE CAN START WITH MY GRAMPAPA

[unkinder]

> . . .
> potential to get in exponential amounts of trouble = 200%
> my trainer would be very unhappy if they found out.
> even if they knew I was here.
> I am u n s u r e.

[pipers_son]

POTENTIAL FOR EXPONENTIAL AMOUNTS OF SUCCESS = 200% ALSO!
WE JUST HAVE TO ENSURE THAT TRAINER: TENSAI DOES NOT FIND OUT!
WE WILL HAVE SNEAKINESS LEVELS SET TO
MAX!

[unkinder]

[There's a pause, then.]

> . . .
> perhaps.
> it is worth an. . . attempt.
> but it must be SECRET.
> S E C R E T.
> NEVER EVER FOUD OUT.

[pipers_son]

WE WILL MAKE IT VERY SECRET.
300%!
NOW WE MUST THINK OF A PLAN
TO GET USER: TENSAI OUTSIDE!

[unkinder]

> we go outside to train.
> otherwise, we are indoors.
> we train indoors, also.
> lots and lots.
> always training.

[pipers_son]

WHERE DO YOU GO OUT TO TRAIN?
WE CAN MAKE GRAMPAPA GO OUT AS WELL
AND SAY IT IS
C O I N C I D E N C E
AND HAVE THEM BE FRIENDS

[unkinder]

[...now usually he would claim that their location is classified, but...THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE...RIGHT...]

> current location: routes outside of Goldenrod City.
> trainer has met one person outside this way.
> it did not go well.
> I have been told this by other team members.

[pipers_son]

IT WILL GO WELL THIS TIME
GRAMPAPA IS A VERY AMIABLE PERSON
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED FROM VARIOUS SOURCES!

NEXT TIME YOU GO OUT TO TRAIN
SEND THIS POKEGEAR I AM USING A PING
AND I WILL ENCOURAGE GRAMPAPA TO GO OUTSIDE TO THE ROUTES!
THEN THEY WILL MEET
AND USER: TANSEI WILL MAKE A FRIEND
THIS DATA WILL MAKE HIM REALIZE IT IS IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO HAVE FRIENDS

[So foolproof]

[unkinder]

> O K.
> I will attempt to follow this protocol.
> it should seem like a coincidence.
> and he will not know otherwise.
> at least that is what this formula suggests.

[pipers_son]

YES!
CORRECT!
[EMOTE JOYFUL] AND YOU CAN BE MY FIRST PORYGON FRIEND

[unkinder]

> yes.
> ...yes!
> friends!
> that is satisfactory.
> I would like Tensai to make friends as well.
> that would also be satisfactory.
> : )