Oh I Wonder Wonder Do I Do I Do

[these_balls]

Who: Anyone in route_29!
Where: Standing in front of your PC!
When: The Week of September 14 through 20
Summary: A mod-hosted venue for players to thread out trades of Gen VI Pokemon!
Rating: G unless otherwise specified (so please specify if necessary)!
Log:



HOW TO USE THIS LOG:

• We've provided seven headers, one for each day, swarm, and location!

• Characters currently in the area who are offering to send out swarm Pokemon on that day should respond to that header with offers/an IC starter of choice/etc!

• Characters who have incorporated an offer to send out Pokemon in one of their own posts are also invited to link to their posts on this log if they so desire!

• Characters looking for swarm Pokemon respond to available starters and thread from there!

• Threads completed on this log do count towards AC, provided they meet our usual standards!

• Please try to keep threads reasonably on-topic; while we're in no way discouraging characters from making friends and building CR on this log, please utilize network posts or IC inboxes for threads purely relating to general gameplay conversations.

• For general information about the swarm plot, check here!

• For this week's swarm calendar, check here!

• For moderator questions about the swarm plot, check here!

Comments

[sincereheart]

[ OH NO THAT'S SO CUTE. Mimi pouts. ] No fair! Why do you get all the attention! [ The bird on her hat chirps indignantly, and another hops forward to rub against her boot. Mimi smiles. ] That's more like it!

Too many? That's just silly! [ She smiles again, this time at Nagi. ] How many of these sweethearts were you looking to give away?

[enjoymyatelier]

If a camel that actually has humps made of straw shows up later on this month, I think I'm just going to be overcome with hatred.

Possibly for you, because I believe you may have invoked it.

[...]

And of course. I have no idea what to tell you about the blasted things other than what you're seeing here, but enjoy it, I suppose.

[private rocket channel obvs]

[aufsassig]

[That...is not Dist.

That is most decidedly not Dist.

Honestly, it kind of sounds like...

...

NAH. Not a chance. No way. Maybe.]

I'm trying to reach a Mr. the Rose — I sure hope I don't have the wrong number.

[He says, smiling pleasantly.]

[private channel forever!]

[katostrophic]

[That voice is unfamiliar, but at least the name he's asking for isn't; who could this be, hmm?]

You don't, no. This is Dist's laboratory, but he's stepped out for a minute. Perhaps I can help you - I'm his partner.

[He's betting you're either That Nagi Kid or That Schuldig Guy, so he'll be amused if he's correct.

That, or Dist has more connections than he thought.

...go Dist go, if that's the case.]

To whom am I speaking...?

[private channel forever!]

[aufsassig]

My name is Jaeger — I've done a little work for Mr. the Rose before.

[He holds up one of his pink birds, which is currently behaving beautifully on account of the fact that he's currently abusing his telepathy to keep the thing submissive and well-behaved.]

I'm calling to send him a little surprise present, actually; these little guys are elegant and smell like a flower garden, so naturally I figured they might catch his interest.

[This fucking kiss-ass.]

[unkinder]

[...]

All of them, if possible.

[The bird nuzzling his face puffs up a little, staring hard at the side of his head for a moment. Well excuse you.]

[captainash]

That's alright, I've been hated for matters over which I had way less influence before. Besides, if I do end up invoking them I'll deserve it.

[More than he deserves to be hated for being born in the Earth sphere, at any rate.]

...Do those keys even open anything? A door, a box...?

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Sure.

If you want to take one off of me. These birds are seriously annoying.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

...I could take one, if you have any more to hand out.

[Did she really need more pokemon? Really?

Eh, who cares.]

I could give you one of those... bird Pokémon that appeared on Tuesday.

[unkinder]

[....are you serious.]

...that is a terrible idea. We'd just be right back where we started.

[YOU DON'T GIVE HIM BACK EXACTLY WHAT HE GAVE YOU, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.]

[suncrushed]

Heehee, sure. There's still plenty to go around.

[She...has no idea what she is going to do with the leftovers, but. Details.]

Bird Pokémon...?

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[sort of.]

but what if something special happens when you trade them?

[NO SEE THIS COULD WORK MAYBE]

[sincereheart]

Oh, but that one seems to like you so much! [ There is a hint of teasing in Mimi's voice. She can't help it. ] I don't know if I can take all of them! But I can certainly hold on to three or four for you!

[unkinder]

....like how Kadabra evolves into Alakazam when traded.

You think they might evolve?

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[More breeding Pokémon of course!]

Uhh.... [She disappears from view for a moment, only to return with a Spritzee in her arms. It chirps happily, while Veronica looks... less than happy about it.] These. There was a lot of them in Violet City.

[unkinder]

As long as you're taking some of them, that's fine.

[It's better than nothing. Meanwhile, that one on his shoulder seems insistent on trying to get his attention or perhaps convince him to let her stay, pressing her face up against his again with a trill.]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[....Note to self, look up those Pokémon.]

Uh, yes, like that.

It's worth a try, right?

[wing_attack]

[You know what, sure.]

I'll take one. I don't have that much to trade for it, though...

[wing_attack]

I'll take one. Actually, I think I know where you are - I can come pick one up from you.

[katostrophic]

I see. How very kind of you.

[You fucking kiss-ass, Jaeger.

...admittedly, that thing does look like the sort of creature Dist would adore...]

It's rather interesting that you've called, actually - Dist has told me all about you. Apparently, my line of work might be something you're interested in. But ah, how rude of me...my name is Dr Kato.

It's a pleasure.

[Smug evil villain levels, rising...]

[me_first]

You know, these things could be quite useful. Quite useful indeed. This is Royce Bracket, by the way. If anyone would like one of these... strange electric... lizard creatures, I'm more than willing to trade.

[suncrushed]

Oh, how cute!

[Juniper, please...you are going to regret this...]

Um, if you'd like to trade, then that's fine.

[unkinder]

I suppose.

[This is literally accomplishing nothing, but...well, it's for science or something.]

[codpieces]

[ agh— he just had the gear turned on, really, but there are a few fluffy pink birds on him, still! ]

Ahh— [ aaaHHHH HONK THEY'RE ALL OVER HIM. just give him a moment to pull himself up from the rather sweet smelling spritzees taking shelter in his hair and shoulders. once he's back up, he laughs a bit, looking up at the one nestled in his hair.

oh— right! ]

—Yo, 'sup? [ he peers at the lizards on the other end— if he's making homies with all of these motherfuckers, might as well make homies with the others, too! ]

I got these sugarchirps on me, bro. Does that all count for one of those shockscales?

[codpieces]

[ wOAH THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING ]

Whoa—

[ all these wicked pokebros ]

Can you hit a clown up, brother?