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Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-10-29 02:33 pm

HOENNWEEN: BOSS BATTLE LOG

Who: Hoennween Plot Participants!
Where: Tohjo Falls!
When: Thursday, October 30th
Summary: You've taken the Elite Four's estate and reaped the (stolen? borrowed? requisitioned) benefits waiting for you inside it. But come morning, an earthquake signals the arrival of two incredibly belligerent Legendaries and the Team Bosses who've summoned them.
Rating: PG-13 in general; please mark threads that go higher accordingly!
Log:



YOU ARE HERE. YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS.

THIS IS STILL YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF JACKASS.


KEY:
GRAY areas in the north are a range of mountains that form a natural barrier around part of the Tohjo plain where the Elite Four's resort is located. This is where you will find and battle Maxie, his Team Magma Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Groudon, all right.

GREEN areas in the southeast and southwest are densely-packed forested areas interspersed by lakes and rivers that seem to be feeding into the main waterway into the area. It is both difficult and dangerous to venture into the woodlands proper, but this seems to be where a lot of the Team Aqua Grunts are stationed now.

• The BLUE area in the south is the massive lake that feeds the eponymous falls that give Tohjo its name. This is where you will find and battle Archie, his Team Aqua Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Kyogre, all right.

PINK diamonds in the east and west are the sites of massive formations of Mysterious Plot Crystals™ jutting up from beneath the surface; the Grunts will not be found around these today, so if your character is looking for a safe zone well away from the crossfire, they will want to hole up near these.

• The BROWN rectangle dead-center in the map is...the Elite Four's resort. It's even more unfortunately-located today than it was yesterday. However, people willing to risk the crossfire between the Legendaries and get into the house will have access to all of the battle and healing items discussed up here!



A FEW OTHER SETTING NOTES:

• As per Arceus's summon, there will be Gen VI Pokemon joining the battle on their own! You may NPC these Pokemon, within reasonable limits; you may not capture them in Pokeballs, and they are still wild so they will not take commands from characters the way a captured Pokemon would from its trainer. However, they do recognize that the portaled-in humans are fighting on roughly the same side as they are, so they won't attack player characters and might occasionally come to their aid if need be — you're free to NPC them as you like for purposes such as this.

• The aforementioned Gen VI Pokemon can be any Pokemon that swarmed during September, plus any of their evolved forms. They've had several weeks in the wild to get buff and settle in; now you can see what they've got to show for it!

• You may NPC the Team Aqua and Team Magma Grunts as you see fit; either one can reasonably be found anywhere on the map, though they're avoiding the crystals and keeping close to their bosses — that means Team Magma will be more highly-concentrated in the northern areas of the map, and Team Aqua will be staying to the south.

• Due to the nature of the battlefield and the fact that the team leaders are going to be defending their Legendary of choice, if you choose to fight the bosses, please select whether you are going after Archie or Maxie on this particular log - you may go after one but not both.

• However, there is no restriction on how many Aqua and Magma Grunts you may fight!

• You may forego Pokemon battling entirely and simply beat up the Grunts with physical violence yourself. If you KO a Grunt, they will white out and be warped to the nearest Pokemon Center back down in the regions proper, where they will be arrested by an officer of the Kangaskhan Police.

FOR CHARACTERS INTENDING TO USE HONEDGES LIKE WEAPONS: due to the high volume of questions we have received on this topic (it's a popular inquiry!), we want to clarify for this Pokemon in particular —

If you choose to use a Honedge as though it were a traditional sword, the most that the Honedges will allow might be slapping the grunts with the flat side of the blade. They are still opposed to attacking/killing humans, opponents or not, and if you try to stab an opponent with them, you're going to get a really obstinate ghost sword going incorporeal and ineffectively going through them. There's also the fact that you're grabbing them by the head and swinging them around — they won't like that very much.

PLEASE NOTE: if you intend to use a Honedge in this manner anyway, we may ask that you experience light IC consequences for it later in the plot! We're not barring you from getting your sword skills on with your Honedges; we're simply pointing out that there may be natural outcomes that follow from those choices.

UPDATE: if you would like to interrogate the grunts, check here for information you can learn from them!


~

☆ THE NUMBER TO MEET OR BEAT IS 37 PARTICIPANTS.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 9:00 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE 37-PARTICIPANT GOAL!

~


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pipers_son: (leyline) (FYI I found your friend asleep in my)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-10-29 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blame Victorian England's shit education system. Also your plan sucks.]

...Wait, what if he awakened Kyogre because you were waken up Groudon? Turns things on their heads, don't it?

[Oh right, they're doing a Pokemon battle or something. Joker gives a sharp whistle, and Torch suddenly bursts forward with a flap of her wings so that she can sink a Fire Fang into that Houndoom.]
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-29 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he knows, he's not bringing it up.]

More sea creates more water for new life forms to emerge from. We don't want to wipe out land based life, unlike Team Magma, who if they had their way would leave this world a barren wasteland, we simply want to create more room for new life to grow!

[By making a giant whale slap a giant lizard. This is how people in Hoenn express their environmental philosophies apparently.]
awesmazings: (☼ on the marble arch)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-10-29 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least Jimmy has had a day to actually dry off and regroup, since great day if Archie's grunts haven't been giving him and his pokemon a time and a half. Even his Floatzel, who was having a grand time himself beating up on Sharpedo, is seeming to be pretty tired of all of this and sweet gracious lord that is a large whale.

While Joker takes to the hotter side of the field, Jimmy takes to where things are a bit cooler, so to speak. He's spent his entire life living in the heat with lakes literally made of fire, so why not change things up a bit?

There have been a few awesome megas in the form of Charizard in particular, sure, but are you prepared to take on the might of that which is Mega Manectric?! ...in all honesty, the poor thing looks like it might topple over at any second. Jimmy doesn't seem deterred by this, however, and in fact thinks this is the coolest thing he's ever seen, next to giant whales and lava dragon...things.

And this is how he faces Archie with his lightningbolt with legs, offering him a gap-toothed grin.]


You guys sure know how to throw a party, don't you?
fauxtographs: (� drive by)

[personal profile] fauxtographs 2014-10-29 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm doing great! These morons are nothing compared to Descole's wolves!
 
[...
 
...yeah.]

 
It's quite a bit of fun, really! Are you having a good time?
 
[...that probably isn't the right turn of phrase to use in this sort of situation, but at the moment she's kind of high on adrenaline so we're having a bloody good time where are more stupid henchmen to beat up]
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-29 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[One word Ryner: boats.]

Some of that is a small price to pay to return the world to how it should be.

[Or at least he thinks so. Disagree if you want, he doesn't care.]
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-29 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Sharpedo gets thrown into the sky! Maybe it's trying to learn Fly, who knows?]

Lucky move! Next time we'll have to account for skilled Trainers.

[They were expecting more NPC A.I. than some of what they've encountered here.]

But we're not done yet!

[He figures Sharpedo's got about a couple more good hits left in it, so it's going to come down like a sudden rainstorm with Skull Bash.]

And Team Aqua's goals aren't anything like that! We simply want to make the world better for all Pokemon!
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-29 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's uh...

Wow, okay, Archie is not even one hundred percent sure what he's looking at here, but he thinks it used to be a Manectric and he's not sure whether he should be slightly worried or just sort of push it over and see what happens.]


Of course, kid! We're Team Aqua! We make things better wherever we go!

[Disclaimer: Team Aqua does not actually make things better wherever they go, and as seen over the past few days, tends to actually make things worse.]
unkinder: (☆ but I've seen despair here)

[personal profile] unkinder 2014-10-29 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[For a while there, it's unclear if Nagi was going to approach either Archie or Maxie at all. He could see Groudon and Kyogre battling one another in the distance- you'd have to be blind to miss that- and that alone is nearly enough to command one's full attention. Not only that, the strange stones from the building had been reacting with the crystals themselves, and now he stands as a pale comparison to the regal Mega Gardevoir standing at his side. Where she once was reeling with discomfort from the power of the crystals, she now seems to hold herself with an air of disdain for everything happening around her, staring up at Maxie with a gaze as hard as her trainer's. The way that Maxie carries himself is familiar in a way that Nagi can't ignore, even if he wanted to.

So he watches him quietly for a while, saying and doing nothing. He has no heroic speech to give to tell him what he's doing is wrong, nor is he sending his Pokemon out to fight him immediately. Instead, his eyes briefly turn to the hulking Pokemon in the distance and remain there as he finally talks, but his attention seems to be on them rather than Maxie himself.]


Those Pokemon. The force of their battling could destroy this place.

Couldn't it?

[Really, if you wanted to be optimistic about total destruction, it's safe to say they could destroy far more than that if left unchecked. But, you know. Gotta start somewhere.]
explosivecombat: (And what have we here?)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2014-10-29 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I am - it's been a while, but I'm enjoying myself quite a bit.

[Right turn of phrase be damned.]

I do hope your boyfriend didn't set wolves on you on a regular basis, Miss Altava.
codeforhope: (● this is my kingdom come)

[personal profile] codeforhope 2014-10-29 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chihiro was glad to have the house to retreat into, if only to get away from all of the incessant battling. There was a lot inside this house to see, and it served as a way to decompress for a little while before...well, all hell broke loose, to put it bluntly. There are very massive Pokegods outside fighting each other probably to the death and Chihiro is not touching that with a ten foot pole, thanks. No, he's staying inside, offering help and first aid to any person or any Pokemon coming in that might need it. He's not so good with helping out human injuries, but he's become pretty adept at picking out problems with Pokemon...he's also good to talk to, if you're just feeling down about all of this.

For a while, Chihiro doesn't see Horu, his Garchomp that he loaned to Kirigiri for the sake of making sure they found Hagakure without getting bumrushed by Pokemon or Grunts. He's sure he's doing fine with her, but the legendaries have him a bit worried...

That is, of course, until Horu finds the chance to break away long enough to come back to where Chihiro is, only because he wants to see how his papa his doing. And lo and behold, Chihiro sure did get one of those strange stones, and sure enough the very SECOND he steps outside to the sound of Horu's excited grunting, he evolves rather abruptly into a very hulking mass of a Pokemon, bristling with teeth and sharp edges and two huge scythe-like claws that sweep around like scimitars.

...and poor Chihiro can only stand in the doorway, paralyzed with his mouth working but unable to form words as he stares up at Horu, who stares back down at him with his tail sweeping the ground and his jaws parted in an almost dopey kind of smile, if it weren't for how fearsome his new appearance was.]
pokestars: (maxie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-29 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Houndoom twists sharply to the side at the incoming approach, in an attempt to avoid most of the damage; enjoy that Thunder Fang being brought your way in return, though.]

And if he was...?

[And that's sharp as well, not quite as harsh as before but still with plenty of volume.]

What we're doing is for the benefit of everyone!
pokestars: (maxie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-29 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No one asked you to be here, boy.

[The response is prompt; the disdain emanating from that Mega Gardevoir is mirrored in his eyes.]

What we're doing is for the benefit of everyone, this region included. You chose to be here, to oppose us. So be it, and as such I won't be blamed for anything that happens to the lot of you today - what we do is for the glory of Team Magma, and for the rest of the world.
tearsofademon: (because it's true)

[personal profile] tearsofademon 2014-10-29 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
A small price to pay my ass!

[He throws his arms in the air in exasperation.]

God, you know what? You're idiots. Both sides are idiots! You claim to care about life, but all you do is cause death! I'm sick and tired of all the idiots I've come across in my life who're like that! You all suck! SOOO MUCH!
freshprints: (WATCH ❈ judging you like john marshall)

[personal profile] freshprints 2014-10-29 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know what's terrifying?

The fact that Mega Glalie is seven feet tall and forged of 100% nightmare fuel carnivorous murder.

Kirigiri's not being particularly choosy with who she fights today, and she's also not really gunning for a battle in one way or another. However, when the strange stone from the crates in the basement had set off this unprecedented...change in her Glalie, it had taken off running and you know what, she's not particularly inclined at the moment to try to dissuade the thing from doing so.

I mean, look at that thing. Would you?

So instead, she's just sort of following it around as it attacks people, mounted on the back of her Arcanine and with a Lucario of her own at her side, acting as her personal defense guard as sweet Ayumi the Glalie becomes sweet Ayumi the Mega Ragebeast and proceeds to show some of those Team Aqua grunts what for.

And naturally, her facial expression is as calm and deadpan as ever, because that's not familiar creepy at all.]
fauxtographs: (� finish him!)

[personal profile] fauxtographs 2014-10-29 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[...OKAY SHE KIND OF SET HERSELF UP FOR THAT COMMENT BUT STILL MR KIMBLEE WHY]
 
He is not my boyfriend! Things are actually very awkward right now-
 
[-hang on, she just has to kick this grunt somewhere he won't appreciate-]
 
-and I think he might hate me because...oh, I'll tell you over tea some time!
 
[are we really going to discuss her aggressively pathetic personal life right now Mr Kimblee
 
can we not do this thing]

 
Right now I'd rather just kick people!
goestoextremes: (Naga ❤ yeah I think you're alright)

[personal profile] goestoextremes 2014-10-29 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[A]
[Risky run through a crossfire between these amazing looking giant monsters and everything else?? Count Korra in!!

...Meaning she's going to run straight to that resort in the middle of it all, ducking attacks left and right as well as she can. Mako was, of course, right back in the day, when he said that this girl is crazy. The only pokemon following her is still a Growlithe, so that doesn't exactly help much on the way. Just gotta deal with it!]


[B]
[When she's done with her visit to that place, and survived through the crossfire again, Korra will be offering Max Potions and Revives for anyone, who needs them.

She glares at the grunts, but doesn't seem to be in the mood to fight them today. Well, she did fight a lot of them from the moment she arrived to the moment when everyone decided to draw back yesterday with some breaks in between. Naga looks like she likes this decision and Korra lifts the dog up.]


Don't worry, girl, I think we'll take it easier today. [Then again Korra does have a fierce temper and she's a fighter, so that's probably easier said than done.] I guess we won't find him here, huh?

[She was really, really hoping to see him again but apparently hearing your dad's voice when a portal appears doesn't mean that the man is actually here. She looked just about everywhere after the fight against the grunts was over.

Still. Gotta be impressed by those pokemon and all the new evolutions! But not by their trainers because balance is not something you do with earth or water alone, thank you very much guys. Maybe she should throw something at them for thinking that one element is so much better than the other? Reasons, but can you blame a girl considering how her home world works?]
islandshore: (... let's not go there)

[personal profile] islandshore 2014-10-29 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
By summoning a giant whale of death? You guys really gotta sort out your priori--

[Wait. Is that... a falling shark? Is that seriously what's happening?

Good lord, could this day get any weirder?]


Don't just sit there, Flare! Hit him where it hurts!

[Really? His gut instinct is to dodge, but orders are orders. So, Flare's doing something that is quite possibly stupid. He's flying towards the Skull Bash in the attempt to land another electrifying punch to the schnoz.

Riku... really isn't sure if this'll work, but YOLO and all that.]
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-29 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Death? But nobody dies, they just sort of white out and go back to the Pokemon Center.

Anyways, confusion aside, Archie's about done with this too.]


If you're sick of it, then get out of the way, and let Team Aqua do what we came here to do!
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-29 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyogre's not a whale of death! It's a whale of life! It'll expand the sea, creating all sorts of room for new Pokemon to be created!

[Sharpedo's in the red now after that punch for sure. But at the same time, since Charizard closed the gap again...]

Crunch!

[It worked before, so why not try it again?]
exeggutorhead: (curious)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-10-29 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Envy hasn't made it over to one of the massive creatures or the people controlling them yet; he's been perfectly fine with hanging back for a while and sorting out just which one he wants to try his hand at. If at all. But now he's decided that he's going to head in the direction of the mountains, where he's a little more familiar with the terrain.]

[He's willing to fight, but he's not willing to go into a situation like this completely blind. Out beside him is Chimera, looking...well, different is one way to put it. Envy hadn't expected the weird token he'd grabbed out of the mansion to turn his Tyranitar into even more of a monstrous hellbeast behemoth, but he's not going to complain right now.]

[He looks up when he hears someone shouting his name from the sky.]


Joker!

[He waits until Joker's landed to ask:] What is it?

...did someone steal your shoe?
tearsofademon: (when our tale was begun)

[personal profile] tearsofademon 2014-10-29 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Instead of agreeing to that, Ryner turns to his mons.]

What do you guys think?

["Clefairy." Rose seems rather annoyed at this guy too, and not about to let him get what he wants. Jehra silently brandishes his new wings. And Glen, still riding Ryner's arm, gives a "Tik!" of being ready to fight whenever.]

Ahh, well, that's that, then. Sorry, but you're gonna have to go through us first.
islandshore: (RIKU used LEER!)

[personal profile] islandshore 2014-10-29 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
And how big of an expansion are we talking about here?

[Flare had a feeling this was coming and, while he can't do a lot to get outta the way, an idea pops into his head.

Those teeth dig into him just like before, and by this point, he's running low on steam, but with Sharpedo so close, he's gotta give it a shot.

So, Mr. Sharky. How do you feel about a surprise Body Slam?]
divinitea: (SIDE-EYE ♦ those shoes with that dress..)

[personal profile] divinitea 2014-10-29 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Celes has long realized that the sound she heard through that portal did not belong to her cat, and she's not exactly very impressed. Whomever thought that would be a funny joke is going to pay for it, and since the only 'strange' things around here are the two groups of badly-dressed lunatics...
 
...well, she has a lot of anger to work out of her system, so they'll do nicely.
 
Instead of focusing on one of the leaders, she's positioned herself fairly close to the centre of the battlefield, her Gothitelle standing alongside her to make sure she isn't hit by any stray Pokémon attacks. All of her Pokémon are running around, but she's really only focusing on one - her Absol, who has grown a beautiful pair of wings and is wreaking absolute havoc on whichever poor soul (human or Pokémon) his trainer instructs him to focus on.]

 
Use Sucker Punch followed by Psycho Cut, Perry. I don't want that creature getting back up.
 
[As usual, Celes' face is fairly blank, but internally she's...rather pleased, actually. Who knew that Absol could evolve in this manner, and into such a beautiful creature? Maybe she was right not to punish him for stealing that odd rock from the house....if he keeps this up, she might even forgive his personality problems.
 
...maybe.]
awesmazings: (☼ run away)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-10-29 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Better? Geeee, I dunno... you sure are doing a lot of fighting to get there!

[He points out with a slow shake of his head, putting his hands on his hips.]

There's gotta be a better way to do it, I'd think.

[Says Jimmy over the roars of the Pokemon in the distance. ...yeah, there has to be a better way to achieve your goals than to sic two behemoths on the world for the purpose of getting your way, right?]
unkinder: (☆ I cannot stand to look in the mirror)

[personal profile] unkinder 2014-10-29 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure.

[He responds calmly, finally looking away from the Pokemon and back at Maxie. The Gardevoir doesn't move, but her expression seems to tighten a bit at his words.]

I suppose we will see how beneficial your being here will be once all of this is over.

[Because, really, nobody asked you to be here, either.]

It seems that you're too busy fighting one another to gain much ground.

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