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Alphonse Elric ([personal profile] armoredsoul) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-12-16 08:02 pm

Elric Family: making everything awkward since 1502

Who: Alphonse and Heather
Where: A shopping center in Goldenrod
When: Monday, 15th of December
Summary: In which certain familial relations come to light!
Rating: PG13 for language at most?
Log:

Christmas was a very new thing to Alphonse, and what little he did know was relatively 90 years out of date. He hadn't expected how the decorations had gone up seemingly overnight all over the city, nor the sales and products being advertized everywhere. It had taken a few weeks before he'd even found out about the gift-giving tradition, and while it wasn't something that they'd ever had back home he thought it might be nice to get some gifts for his friends.

He had a few ideas, but there were so many things being offered everywhere Al couldn't help doing some window shopping. He already has a bag with a few things (some nice chocolates for Lust, and three big fluffy sweaters for Wrath), but he's currently looking at a big RC truck in a toy store window. He's almost tempted to get that just to try it out...
foolishwren: me: i am an atrocity to god, but thank you (someone: ur cute)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-17 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Living out of hotels hadn't honestly seemed like such a big imposition when she'd gotten used to it. They were, after all, relatively cheap in this world, and it hadn't been too hard to cough up the cost.

But it added up fast and even after spending only a few months living rent-free at Greed's place, Heather had found herself with an unexpected surplus of cash accumulating that would've otherwise gone to keeping a roof over her and Henry's heads.

What better to spend it on than Christmas gifts, though?

So today finds Heather out doing much the same thing as Alphonse, though she hasn't gotten a whole lot done yet. Mostly because she's been spending most of the outing regretting bringing Wren with her. REALLY, WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?

"If you don't stop trying to peck the jingle-bells off of every mall Santa, you're goin' back in the ball," she growls to the football-sized black bird under her arm. "I swear, I can't take you anywh--"

... And then she nearly walks straight into Al, sidestepping at the last minute to avoid him-- ... hey, wait a minute, she recognizes that yellow hair.

"... Pretty cool-lookin' truck. I'd drive it."
foolishwren: unfortunately for you all I cannot wait to annoy you and make myself your problem. (good morning everyone)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-18 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
She won't make any snide remarks about him seeming a little too old to be playing with toys like that. As far as she's concerned, kids get to be kids for as long as they want. She's known too many who got robbed of their childhoods to ever begrudge any young teen wanting a cool toy truck.

"Eh, you never know, maybe Santa will bring it," she says with a wink, before nodding down at Wren, who is happily kicking at the air with her spindly yellow legs. "YE-UP. I dunno what I was thinking, bringing her along. She's been a klepto since birth."
foolishwren: and I'm a dancing frog in a top hat that keeps getting dragged off stage by a big hook. (gender is a performance)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-18 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you must not be from a world like mine. But basically, yeah. Santa's a fairy tale guy who brings presents to good kids at Christmastime. Or coal, if they're bad."

She waves her free hand airily. She'd figured out pretty early on that her father was definitely the one putting the presents under the tree, but hadn't been too broken-up over it.

"Anyway, sounds like Cecil and Wren should never meet."

It had been bad enough when Kaito's Aipom had still been around... she kinda wonders what happened to that little guy. Probably headed out to the wild after the second time his trainer had gone home.

But she came out here to SHOP, not have heartachey twinges, so she shoves that thought aside and offers Al another smile.

"SO. Doing some holiday shopping or just admiring the decorations?"
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-21 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dunno. Never did look too hard at the symbolism there."

Her guess is just that it was ugly and boring.

Shifting Wren to her shoulder with a firm command of "Stay," Heather adjusted her grip on the shopping bags she was also carrying.

"Yeah, Christmas gifts are always a little tricky, even if you're used to doin' it every year. I like to think I'm pretty good at pickin' 'em out, though. I'm about... halfway done with mine, probably. Want some help?"
foolishwren: I FOUND A STASH OF FUCKS TO GIVE THAT I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT (OMG YOU GUYS LOOK)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-24 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Heather's face lights up at that.

"Oh, hey! I didn't know you knew Greed!"

This is only the beginning, Heather.

Putting her hands on her hips, she shoots Al a crooked grin.

"He's a pal of mine, too. I'm sort of crashing in his house at the moment, actually-- me and my roomie Henry. I bet I could help you pick somethin' out for him."
foolishwren: I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number. There's no Back-That-Booty-Up Jones here. (... who is this?)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-24 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dude, really?"

She had-- ... no, really, she literally had no freaking idea that the blond kid who'd helped her out on the battlefield was from the same world as the Homunculi.

And if Al had looked older, or been more unpleasant, or in any way given her a reason to think about Envy's bitter sibling problems, she might have put two and two together right away.

But she doesn't.

Not yet.

Instead, she blinks and kind of tilts her head.

"Well, he stole one of my pancakes this morning, but in all fairness I kind of deserved it since I spent most of last night trying to put ornaments on his head instead of the tree. Why?"
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-25 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
And in turn, the way she stares back at him like she has no idea what he's freaking out about is probably a good indication that she's not on the same page as him about Envy at all.

"... Uh... I don't think he really cared that much. I know he's got a temper, but he mostly just whined and tried to stick a 'Don't open till XMas' sticker over my mouth. Then Cujo got his head stuck in a stocking and we got distracted filming it. Are you okay, kid?"

He kind of looks like he's seen a ghost or a naked grandma or SOMETHING.

foolishwren: i dont respect literally any of you people (wow this place is a freakshow)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-25 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ooookay.

On one hand, Heather knew Envy was considered a monster where he came from. She knew he'd done bad things, and killing people was kind of implied to have been one of them.

But this is a KID.

She holds her hands up.

"Whoa. Slow down. Okay, I know Envy's not exactly the poster child for innocence. But he's my friend. And far's I can see, he's been behaving himself on the 'don't go around trying to kill people' front. Hell, he agreed to it."

HEATHER YOU DIDN'T SEE THE DESTRUCTION HE WREAKED WHEN HE GOT HIS POWERS BACK. HE WAS CAREFUL NOT TO DESTROY ANYTHING AROUND YOU.
foolishwren: ¿En esta economía?! (TRES leches???)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-25 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but he-- ... wait a second."

Fought him halfway across the city.

And the kid is from the Homunculi's world, yet Heather had never known it before, despite living with them.

... Could... could this be...

"Hang on. Time out. Are you-- ..."

She pauses, not even sure how to weigh the words on her tongue. Envy had been angrier that day than she'd ever seen him before, that day when he'd called her about his half-brother's arrival.

More than with anything they had ever talked about with each other before, his emotions had practically been ripping him apart.

But now she has to know.

"... You're not his brother, are you?"
foolishwren: I'LL EAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT IM FUCKING CRAZY!!! (YOU THINK YOU GET TO KILL ME???)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-25 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
For just a second, Heather stares.

And then, like a sudden gathering of stormclouds, her face crumples into a scowl.

His question, just for the time being, is ignored. Looking back over her shoulder towards the entrance she came in from, she speaks in a low, growling voice as her fist clenches.

"Oh, that little shit. I'm gonna kick his ass."
foolishwren: it's like a brony convention and Amy's Baking Company had a baby (ohmygod so much secondhand embarrassment)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-25 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
His fingers close successfully around her sleeve, which results in a croak from Wren and a scrabbling of claws on leather as the Murkrow on her shoulder gleefully scuttles down her arm to nip at Al's fingers.

Heather scolds the bird with a PSHHHH!!! and gives her shoulder a bounce to get Wren to knock it off before looking back at Alphonse evenly.

"Enem-- what? No, no, no. Kid-- look."

She plants a hand to her forehead, heaving a sigh.

"The day you got here, Envy came to me. Because he needed someone to stop him from going straight to you and killing you, and I-- ... for various reasons, he trusted me to talk him out of it. We worked it out and I made him a deal. His end was staying well away from you. Anything worse than bitchin' you out over the network? Not allowed. If he went ahead and picked a fight with you anyway, that's breaking the rules and I'm gonna give him a big fat earful about it. Even if it was on one of the weird weekends."

She trails off with a puff looking Al over again.

"... Christ, I had no idea you were just a kid."
foolishwren: if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto. (i dont fucking care if its manipulative)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-25 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
There's no question that Heather has only seen a very different Envy than the one that spread chaos across Amestris and made the Elric boys' lives a living hell. And only part of that is from the fact that he's genuinely changed-- the other part does indeed have very much to do with Envy keeping his old tricks out of her view.

But all the same... now that she knows who Al is, she knows how crazy she must sound to him. For all his sneakiness, Envy has never tried to claim to her that he was anything but a wicked monster back home.

She blinks at him for a second, momentarily derailed by this new bit of information.

"... Oh."

A beat.

"... Well, still. Doesn't change anything. He's a grownass adult--" Even if he VERY RARELY ACTS LIKE ONE... "--and he shouldn't be picking on teenagers."
foolishwren: weinergate (muscle granny)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-25 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
At that, her expression darkens once more, but it still isn't directed at Al.

"... Yeah, he told me a little 'bout her, too," she says, and her voice is as murky as the look on her face. There's something a little different about it than when she was just pissed off about Envy attacking Alphonse. Something personal.

But whatever it is, she's apparently not planning on elaborating on it any more than necessary, because she shakes her head a bit.

"Al-- is it okay if I call you Al? Look... I'm not gonna defend whatever it was Envy did back where you all came from. He's been pretty straightforward about the fact that he was a major ass. ... But he's been here for years. And for most of that time, he's been a good friend to me and Henry-- a guy who came from my world. He's-- I'm not gonna extoll his virtues to you or anything, that'd just be dumb, but he's the reason I'm even staying with Greed and Lust."

As fond as she's gotten of the swaggering, shades-toting lunkhead and the slightly-more-mysterious woman, she still doesn't know them well. She and Henry are there because Envy invited them, plain and simple.

"... He's fucked up, no doubt about it, but... well, we sorta relate on that front."
foolishwren: My MILKSHAKE, you guys. (He asks if i want kale in my milkshake)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-26 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
It was a slow development, and admittedly France, Miguel and Tulio'd had a lot to do with 'civilizing' Envy before Heather ever got close to him. But the friendship is real. ... And honest, mostly. The breaching of that deal is quite frankly the first time Envy's ever broken Heather's trust.

And it's less of a personal upset than a GOD DAMMIT, ENVY moment.

"Well, one thing Envy and I have in common is we've both lived under people who manipulated us. I can spot it when it happens-- and he's never tried any of that shit with me."

And that is actually the truth.

Still, her expression softens as she looks back over at Al, chest heaving in a sigh.

"Sure, you can tell me."
foolishwren: but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times (good things WILL happen eventually...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-26 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Her expression as he tells her the truth is unreadable.

Because Envy HAD told her what Al had told him. And it had indeed been cruel. Especially if it was a lie.

And it had, in part, influenced her decision to make her end of the deal 'I will help you hunt your father down and destroy him if he ever shows his face here.'

"... You're right, he didn't."

If her tone sounded stiff, it's because it was. Even if she was pissed right the fuck off at Envy right now, he was still her friend and that was a nasty thing to do, Al. >8(

But then again, it seemed there wasn't any one bad guy in this situation.

So she sighed.

"I'll tell him."
foolishwren: baka (it's not like I LIKE you or anything)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-31 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't mention it."

It's not a conversation she's looking forward to having, though. Because, well, shit.

"... Anyway. Still need some help picking something out for Greed?"
foolishwren: and brother, i'm grinding that shit like tony hawk (the horror vs comedy line is razor thin)

Think that's a wrap?

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-01-01 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Miffed or not, she shoots Al a smile to let him know things are still cool. Even if he did something pretty crappy... he at least apologized for it. And it's not like he had to tell her to begin with. So she gives him a clap on the shoulder.

"Hey, unlike a certain tree-head, I try to keep my promises. So... since Greed's got that big house that needs furnishing, I'm thinking housewarming-type stuff is probably best..."