Now only this seems clear

[deaftly]

Who: Naki (deaftly) + Greed (ossifragant)
Where: Goldenrod City
When: 2/7, 10 AM
Summary: Some idiots decide to test their theory about people gaining EXP. This involves punching each other like the well-adjusted individuals they are. Continued from this stupid thread.
Rating: PG-13, maybe? Naki really loves cussing.
Log:
[Well, Naki was going to stay up all night and wait for the hail to die down, but he ended up getting bored of hanging out near the windows upstairs and kind of accidentally fell asleep back in his room. It was definitely an accident, it wasn't like he purposefully went down there to sleep or anything. Anyway, the point is that he doesn't realize it's stopped hailing until he gets up and rushes upstairs to check outside. This is then immediately followed by a text message sent to Greed.]

ASSHOLE U DIDNT TEXT ME

ITS STOPPED HAILING LETS FUCKING GO

MEET ME IN FRONT OF THE DEPARTMENT STORE IN TWENTY MINUTES

[You won't have to wait for Naki, surprisingly. He's actually functioning before noon, so he must have gone to bed early last night. He also looks entirely too wound-up for his own good, so this will probably end stupidly.]

Comments

[ossifragant]

[This is when someone smarter than Greed would object because they're both a mess and Naki's suit is torn.

Unfortunately, Greed is not a smart man.]

Hell yes, I could go for some breakfast!

[And no one was surprised.]

[deaftly]

[Well who cares about any of that when there's cake to be had!?]

C'mon, I know just the place!

[And with that, Naki will lead the way to a surprisingly nice bakery. It serves more than just cake, so at least you aren't stuck only eating that!]

[ossifragant]

[Ah... who cares. Greed hasn't eaten yet and he's starved, to be honest. Luckily it looks like the place doesn't just have cake, but he has a feeling that Naki might complain if Greed doesn't pick something sweet. Either that or he won't give a shit, either way.]

Nice place. Don't think I've been here before.

[deaftly]

Yeah? I come here all the time! If I wasn't so opposed, I'd probably work here. But I fucking hate that shit, so...

[Naki shrugs, then moves over to the counter to place his order. That is entirely too much cake for one man, but it looks like Naki's going to eat it all. He picks a table in the back and sits down, tossing his legs up on the chair across from him and jabbing his fork into the first piece of cake. Good lord, that's a lot of cake.]

[ossifragant]

[...and here's where a monster person being human for a year actually comes in handy.]

...doesn't that make you sick?

[deaftly]

Nope!

[...he says, continuing to shovel cake into his mouth.]

At first it kinda did 'cause I wasn't used to it, but I've gotten over that!

[ossifragant]

[Greed's own breakfast sandwich looks a little sad compared to all that cake but Greed honestly doesn't have that much of a sweet tooth so he's not really complaining.]

Do you eat anything else?

[For anyone else, it wouldn't be a serious question, but for Naki it absolutely is.]

[deaftly]

Nope! Well, okay, after awhile Tsukiyama made sure I was eating something besides cake, so I guess he helped out.

[Cake is so good though!!]

[ossifragant]

[...Naki, you're going to make yourself sick.

Greed isn't a good cook by any means, but he's going to be making you lunch every once in a while to counter the horrible stomachache Naki must be giving himself every day.]

Ah, I'm sure he can find more things for you to try.

[deaftly]

[Aww, you're so nice! And yay, more free food!!]

He's pretty good at it, yeah! He's a... shit, what's the word... um... Gore-something. A person who really fucking loves food?

[NOT GORE, NAKI, THAT'S AWFUL]

[ossifragant]

[...it's going to take time for him to get used to Naki.]

A gourmet?

[deaftly]

Yeah-- that! That's the word!

[ossifragant]

He sounds like a fancy guy.

[...Greed.]

I'm not picky, myself.

[deaftly]

He is, yeah! Too fancy, sometimes. And his taste in clothes is fucking awful. But I'm glad he's here.

[He grins widely for a moment before focusing back on the topic.]

But I'm glad to hear that! 'Cause going out with Tsukiyama's a pain in the ass. He doesn't like cake or very many sweets.

[MISSING OUT, AMERICANO]

[ossifragant]

[He's run into Tsukiyama in person before. The clothes really do need some work... granted, Greed would never actually say anything because he doesn't care that much, but he's certainly found himself wondering about the man before.]

Somehow I'm not surprised. He doesn't strike me as the type of guy who likes sweets.

[Then again, Greed doesn't like them, either.]

I've never been a fan of being fancy, myself.

[What a shocking revelation.]

[deaftly]

He doesn't like dairy either, can you imagine?

[Naki shakes his head. What would he do without ice cream cakes???]

I'm not a fan of it either. I mean, yeah, I wear a suit all the goddamn time, but that's... not really being fancy so much as it is... something I do?

[It started because of Yamori, but it would just feel weird to change it now. Besides, he does clean up pretty nicely with the suit.]

[ossifragant]

I'm sure you can change your friend's mind. With enough effort, anyway.

[Greed isn't a huge fan of sweets, but he still appreciates them, anyway.]

You look pretty good in suits. I don't think there's any reason to switch into something more casual if you like how you look in them.

[deaftly]

[Naki will never say no to flattery and he immediately looks very pleased.]

Of course I like how I look in them! I look pretty damn good, after all. Thanks for noticing.

[THE AMOUNT OF SMUG HERE, GREED, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE]

[ossifragant]

[Well, this is Greed. Flattering people is just something he does. His no lying policy means he's honest enough, at least. Though Naki might not know that, oops.]

So humble, too.

Well, there's no sense showing humility when it's true, right?

[GREED NO]

[deaftly]

See, you get me! Everyone's always telling me to knock it off 'cause I'm supposedly nowhere near as awesome as I think I am, but they're full of shit. I'm fucking amazing.

[GREED NO]

[ossifragant]

Exactly!

[Greed, this is why you end up in trouble.]

You and I should meet up more often.

[deaftly]

I'd really like that! Talking to you's always fun.

[Probably because he strokes your ego, goddammit Naki.]

I've got no plans on leaving town and I'm usually not doing anything, so let me know whenever you wanna meet up!

[ossifragant]

[Not that Greed minds. Stroking people's egos is what Greed does best, apparently. You'd think he wouldn't do that considering his luck making allies.]

I can't say I have any plans to leave, either. If our schedules align, this could be a regular thing.

[deaftly]

I'd really like that.

[Naki settles a bit and the smirk he gives is probably as close to a genuine smile that he can get.]

Thanks. I mean it. It's not often I find people I can actually tolerate, let alone really like.

[ossifragant]

[Were Greed a less arrogant man, he might actually be rather flustered by Naki's words. Instead, he smirks, looking like he's had his own ego stroked.]

Not a problem.