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Jakuzure Nonon (蛇崩 乃音) ([personal profile] fatalissimo) wrote in [community profile] route_1065 2015-10-30 04:50 am (UTC)

[GREEN]

[Bossfight? Bossfight.

Nonon was in the middle of all this the last time everything went completely pear-shaped in this region; she knows it won't be the same this time around - Isaac isn't here, and that's still fucking her up a little, but the fact is that other people are and that's more than enough to get her out there, and if she's going to do this...well, she's going to do it as best she knows how.

...Namely, on top of a fucking Mamoswine, looking as boss as she can while covered in pink feathers, and flat out bowling shit over like this is the best day of her life.

It's when she actually goes to jump up onto Carmen's back that something gets her attention - a little pink monstrosity that is doing its damnedest to attack her and in actuality is just kind of...ineffectually bonking into her ankle. With its face.

She just kind of stares at it for a moment before she balls her fists and sets them on her hips, taking a moment to just sort of huff at the stupid little thing.]


Oh, come the hell on, I just feel sort of bad for you.

[...And that is how, if you choose to come across her later, she ends up sitting astride her murderpig and ramming the shit out of everything...with a completely majestic Mr. Pie up there with her, squirming like hell, being carried like a football, and acting like it's totally going to give her what-for as soon as she stops squeezing it so hard.]


[PURPLE]

[And you know what, she is going to be bringing Mr. Pie with her into the physics-defying hellscape because that is exactly what you do with a tiny terrified fusion thing that only knows how to completely ineffectually use Tackle.

As soon as she sees what's going on, though, she's quick to bring Cadence out as well; having a Psychic-type out seems like a good idea - maybe she'll be able to tell where the wormhole-type disturbances are going to be, maybe she'll be able to give Nonon some warning before she gets smacked in the head by an errant Hyper Beam -

...Or maybe she'll fall off the Mamoswine and disappear entirely to the other side of the field, because clearly today she's thinking with fucking portals or something and no one here can do anything right. Great.

Sorry if her cat falls on you.

Otherwise, though? Come on, we're going to be facing off against the abomination, one way or another; feel free to meet her and at least attempt to talk strategy. ...Or return her poor stupid cat, that would be nice too.]

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