I came in like a Pokeball...

[these_balls]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 27 - 29
Summary: GET IN HERE AND MINGLE
Rating: BUT PLEASE MARK YOUR THREAD CONTENT ACCORDINGLY
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[callbacks]

[Annnd you know what contextual clues Dave feels like addressing? None of those.]

Yeah, well, you want to know something completely outrageous? Shit's bananas, Jade, this is gonna blow your mind. You know what this place's got besides Pokémon?

[He lifts both hands and spreads them at chest level to emphasize.]

Adult human beings. Ones who aren't even dead. How crazy and random is that? It's like universes exist out there that aren't even a little bit completely fucked up. And they have Pokémon, so why shouldn't we?

[irradeity]

[Honestly she'd rather not have any evidence that Dave knows what she's talking about.]

Holy shit, what.

[All right, that doggy head tilt might turn into an out-and-out neck twist if she doesn't straight up right now. B-besides, who tilts their head? Only...only dogs do that.]

Dave. If I am understanding this correctly, you're telling me that we are in a game that's not trying to kill us, there are Pokemon, and there are actual adults among us--perhaps not even just adults, other people as a whole. [A pause as Miss Witch thinks it over, Bec is pretty clearly concerned at this...interesting conversation that's taking place right now. Eventually, Jade presses her palms to her face as some Harley-standard expression of excitement.] OH MY GOSH, that's so coooool!

[It's a much better outcome than she expected! None of them will ever be lonely again!]

[callbacks]

[Dogs and birds, Jade. Dogs and birds.]

Someone told me there are one hundred entire people running around, Jade. That's one zero zero. Not even counting the native NPCs. Shit, did you run into Mom too or did you fall in somewhere else?

[irradeity]

No, I was dumped somewhere else...so which Mom are we talking about here, Rose's Mom or some kind of aptly named NPC Mom?

[You have to understand it's a little confusing.]

[callbacks]

NPC Mom. She gave me a lunch box and then kicked me out to fend for myself in the digital wilderness, can you even believe. From what I understand, Rose's Mom would've at least provided me with like a luxury helicopter and an ironic scarf.

[irradeity]

Yeah or a pony at least.

[A pause, she grins.]

Excuse me, I mean a Ponyta.

[Jade only nerds would--oh wait.]

Clearly the Pokemons world is not the biggest advocate for child safety, leaving a cool kid out in the cold like that.

[callbacks]

Right?

[He sticks his hands back in his pockets and looks vaguely mutinous.]

You get me, Jade, why can't the universe supply me with a parental unit that can sustain me in the lifestyle I'm accustomed to. I don't ask for much, you know, just a roof and some microwave meals and the highest-end sound equipment money can buy. The basics.