callbacks: (represent)
dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote in [community profile] route_1065 2016-02-15 11:44 pm (UTC)

oh man
oh man i see how it is dude
i SEE
looks like im going to have to throw down in the ring with this guy
gonna have to walk right up there all oiled and tough lookin with my big red gloves on and a mouthguard in my teeth
me:
the plucky punk with a heart of southern gold
him: literally a demon
at stake:
the heavyweight championship title for the coolest kid in school and a ticket to the dance with jimmy two shoeses name on it
the school dance
the friendship dance
the hokey pokey hip hop bunny wiggle
america leaves the theater in tears theyve never seen anything so pure

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