This Is My Heartbeat Song

[these_balls]

Who: The participants of the Project L.U.C.Y. event! (And any other characters who just want to read the profiles!)
Where: ONLINE!
When: Sunday, February 14!
Summary: Johto's very own Match.com goes live, making dating profiles available for all the lonely Luvdiscs out there!
Rating: PG across the board; please mark threads that go higher!
Log:

IMPORTANT: HOW TO USE THIS LOG

• Below is a table listing all the ID numbers of the profiles that were submitted to Project L.U.C.Y. over the course of the past week! Somewhere in here, you should see your ID number! Click it and that should link you to your dating profile.

• You should have also received a highest match ID number; it ought to be the person who shares the same first letter of the ID number as yours! Click that link on the table to be taken to their profile and meet your match!

• To peruse all the dating profiles, click "View All" at the bottom of the table, or just GO HERE!

• You may respond to more profiles than just the one we've ranked as your highest match! Though we ask that you please at least make contact with your recommended partner, you may tag out to as many additional profiles as you see fit! Take love into your own hands!

• In a similar vein, even if you did not participate in the initial sign-up and profile submission process, you may still browse and comment to the profiles! You won't get one of your own posted, unfortunately, but you're welcome to reach out and connect with the people who did!

• If you spot a coding error somewhere, please don't hesitate to let us know, and we'll get it straightened out ASAP!

PROJECT L.U.C.Y. MATCH-UPS
PROFILE ID NUMBER: A2024	PROFILE ID NUMBER: A1801
PROFILE ID NUMBER: B1314	PROFILE ID NUMBER: B2320
PROFILE ID NUMBER: C1419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: C0306
PROFILE ID NUMBER: D0820	PROFILE ID NUMBER: D1901
PROFILE ID NUMBER: E1004	PROFILE ID NUMBER: E2114
PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1111	PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1616
PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1008	PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1818
PROFILE ID NUMBER: H0419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: H2524
PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1812	PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1206
PROFILE ID NUMBER: J2318	PROFILE ID NUMBER: J0302
PROFILE ID NUMBER: K1120	PROFILE ID NUMBER: K0119
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Comments

H0419

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: H0419

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 17
• Gender: the coolest dude
• Location: violet city
• Seeking: i dont discriminate on who i hang with

• Five Words to Describe Myself: easy going, funny, musical, caring, loyal
• Things I Like in a Partner: appreciation for cool dead things, ability to throw down and have a jam session, fair treatment of their pokemon, good sense of humor
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: puppets dear god puppets
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: gallade
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: shit lets go explore some ruins and spelunk caves
• One Fun Fact About Me: i am a knight

[bylight]

Kid, I highly doubt you're a knight.

[awesmazings]

man thatd be weird if you got a puppet for a date
I mean everybody turns human when they get here anyway dont they?
unless idk they used to be a puppet or something
would that be a dealbreaker

G1008

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1008

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 16
• Gender: f
• Location: violet city!! :)
• Seeking: hot hot stud to smooch on the face lol ok no i just want to meet people! im soooo friendly 8)

• Five Words to Describe Myself: goofy astrophysicist ripped as hell <3<3<3
• Things I Like in a Partner: interest in discussions of anthropomorphological possibilities, chiseled good looks, laughs a lot! should be smart but maybe kind of dorky, likes exciting things and science!! oh! MUST LOVE DOGS!!!! bark
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: talking about my butt, being a fuckass, mean people
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: growlithe!
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: dressing up in fancy clothes and clomping boots, running around outside having adventures until our sweet duds get all scuffed up and the stars come out, a starlight picknick, and then we can end by howling at the moon and wrestling and ill carry you home
• One Fun Fact About Me: i used to see the future! xoxo call me

[rosetotheoccasion]

um

I'm sorry but

I think I got you from this matchy thing they sent to my PokeGear and I didn't fill anything out???

It's just telling me to talk to you but I didn't do anything!!

A2024

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: A2024

ABOUT ME:
• Age: teenager i'm 16!
• Gender: male
• Location: goldenrod
• Seeking: good friends! i want to make more friends! especially if you like birds.

• Five Words to Describe Myself: quiet, loyal, friendly, nice, artist
• Things I Like in a Partner: nice people! i like talking to nice people. maybe more people my age?
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: mean people. people who don't like birds.
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: flying types. braviary?
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: reading together or drawing together. or flying! flying is a good date.
• One Fun Fact About Me: i was a bird.

[charcoalfeather]

[Oh god oh man. Rakka doesn't recognize this number but at least there's that??]

umm hello!
I'm so sorry but I actually didn't sing myself up for this project, I think one of my pokemon did it for me.
but, um, were you really a bird once?

J2318

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: J2318

ABOUT ME:
• Age: big
• Gender: beard
• Location: glndnrod
• Seeking: punching Friend

• Five Words to Describe Myself: big punching loud strng clean
• Things I Like in a Partner: nice
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: mr mime
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: SANDSHREW
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: not prison
• One Fun Fact About Me: i cn bench press a chrzard maybe evn 2

H2524

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: H2524

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 17
• Gender: female
• Location: violet city, for now, I guess? idk man I just GOT here
• Seeking: people that know how to have to good time, people that know what the heck is going on here, anyone that knows where remnant is

• Five Words to Describe Myself: thrill-seeker, a literal walking bombshell
• Things I Like in a Partner: someone who can keep up with me, has good sense of humor and is confident. must like dogs
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: rudeness, bullying, etc etc, look just don't be a selfish jerk and we'll be okay. oh and dont touch the hair
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: have you SEEN a joltik before??? they are so fuzzy and SMALL! cute spiders like that should be illegal. i want like five of em
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: fast food and fast cars. please tell me you have rollercoasters around here...
• One Fun Fact About Me: how many people do you know that have survived freefall without a parachute?
twice?

[callbacks]

...
.............
freefall from how high up?

G1818

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1818

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 15
• Gender: female
• Location: usually hanging around my awesome big sister, yang! (so violet city right now, probably)
• Seeking: lots and lots of friends!! (and only friends)

• Five Words to Describe Myself: energetic, spunky, curious, sometimes antisocial
• Things I Like in a Partner: someone fun, who's good with telling stories and knows the best places to get cookies in town!
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: don't be a rude butt to me, my sister, or my friends! or to dogs!!
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: i haven't seen many yet, but probably a puppy! or a sword!
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: see above re: cookies. carousel rides or maybe a tour of the city would be fun too. i dunno really just hanging around talking is good too as long as i'm home by 6
• One Fun Fact About Me: i once defeated an entire four person combat team in a food fight single-handedly. that's legit

J0302

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: J0302

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 49
• Gender: Male
• Location: Goldenrod
• Seeking: Other humans

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Punch! Growl! Tough! Boss! Will-buy-cute-things-if-your-eyes-are-sad!
• Things I Like in a Partner: Tough Type, Handsome Type, Funny Type.


Much like the wide and wave-toss'd sea
I can be temperamental
Perhaps the most important thing
Is not to be judgmental
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Asshole Type, Stuck-Up Type, Characteristic: Thinks They're Smarter Than You
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: My friend who is really strong and can punch out dragons but is also pretty
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Human things like sports and food and movies where things are on fire a lot.

We could take a walk down to the sea
Perhaps some evening strolling
Drink a toast beside the ebbing tide
And then we could go bowling
• One Fun Fact About Me: Whenever I wake up and walk around for a while sighing in the middle of the night I scratch my dog's head a lot. Also I know what it means when you see sneakers thrown over telephone wires!

[rocketralph]

_{[Ho boy. So THIS is why all his Pokemon have been following him around and staring expectantly at his 'gear.]}

I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU PAL. IT SEEMS WE'VE BEEN SET UP.

B2320

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: B2320

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 17
• Gender: A Lady
• Location: Violet City
• Seeking: I was told I need to, as they say, "chill out"?

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Classy. Graceful. Perfectionist. Constantly trying.
• Things I Like in a Partner: You do not have to be funny but be interesting. Treat me and others like people and not things. Have a good sense of direction. Must be able to pay your own way.
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: A rotten attitude. Clumsiness. No sense of aesthetics.
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Despite my earlier reservations the penguin has grown on me. You could say we are kindred spirits in a way.
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Tea and crumpets at a riverfront cafe. Conversing amiably while the mundane world passes us by. Manicures. Ice skating.
• One Fun Fact About Me: I have been told that I have a lovely singing voice.

[ratingspoint]

[...You know, he has an idea of who wrote his up - and don't get him wrong, he's going to strangle Naki later - but the result is...interesting? Interesting is one word for it.]

HELLO, DARLING! IT'S NOT THE BEST FIRST IMPRESSION TO MAKE, BUT I REALLY NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY ROOMMATE. APPARENTLY HE THOUGHT I COULD USE SOMEONE ELSE IN MY LIFE, AND. WELL. HERE WE ARE.

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I PROMISE I'M NOT NEARLY AS OBSESSED WITH HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND MOWING THE LAWN AS HE MAKES ME SOUND.

K0119

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: K0119

ABOUT ME:
• Age: Teen? Small?
• Gender: Female
• Location: Cherrygrove City
• Seeking: ANYONE NICE

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Sad, bookworm, panicky, passive, cute
• Things I Like in a Partner: Blue eyes?, nerds?, creative
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Being a literal flesh-eating monster, water type
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Litwick!!
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Books and reading, warm, sleep
• One Fun Fact About Me: A nerd

[freshprints]

I'm not your designated partner, but I can't help but observe that you have some...unusually specific dislikes.

K1120

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: K1120

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 16 (17 in a couple days!!)
• Gender: Male
• Location: Goldenrod
• Seeking: Anyone!

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Cheerful, Exciting, Outgoing, Tall, Bright
• Things I Like in a Partner: I like lotsa folks! But someone who likes to go out and do stuff a lot is great! Staying inside too much isn't all that fun, and it's not good for your body either! But I'm not really picky. I mean, I don't really care if you do stay in a lot, cause maybe you just like to do that!
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Maybe someone who is not very optimistic I guess? But I'll give anyone a chance, so even that doesn't really matter :)
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Manectric
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: I dunno, most anything I guess! As long as we're doing something fun that we both like! Going to the park, the movies, or just out for a walk or something can be fun if you've got good company!
• One Fun Fact About Me: I can put both feet behind my head at the same time!

[hashtagafreakingghost]

I am SO very EXTREMELY and fully SORRY because my Litwick filled this out for me!! She probably thought it would help my mood but
I'm not really looking for someone to date or anything like that.
So I am incredibly sorry, maybe if I explain it to the company in charge they could find you a courtesy date? I'm so so so sorry you were probably looking for a proper blind date but I'm kind of not on the market? I think?
Sorry again, INCREDIBLY sorry!

E1004

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: E1004

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 25
• Gender: I'm a guy
• Location: Goldenrod
• Seeking: GIRLS, LADIES, FEMALE PEOPLE

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Fun-loving, positive attitude, funny, employed, cute.
• Things I Like in a Partner: That they're a girl, they got an open mind, a good sense of humor, someone who doesn't just wanna sit around and do nothing, doesn't mind a ton of Pokemon... knows some good jokes is a plus.
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Close mindedness, laziness, selfishness, not being a woman. And I don't really get along with controlling people, people who gotta call all the shots all the time.
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: I can't pick just one...
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Something low key. Maybe we just grab a milkshake, go for a ride, take our Pokemon to the park and get to know each other.
• One Fun Fact About Me: If you go on a date with me, I will write you a song and sing it to you. It'll be a great song, I promise!

[challengeaccepted]

[That stupid rectangle thinks he can pull a fast on her, does he? Well guess what.

...She's making the most of it. There's no better way to get back at him than to turn around with a big grin on her face and say that she had a great time.]

You write songs? It's a shame that I don't have a piano here, I could play along with you!

[...Not that her piano on home isn't totally roasted okay maybe Mettaton had a couple of points--]

C1419

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: C1419

ABOUT ME:
• Age: Juvinile
• Gender: Male
• Location: Kanto
• Seeking: Friends other then current travel partner

• Five Words to Describe Myself: orange, grumpy, but secretly nice (that's five)
• Things I Like in a Partner: I like fellow grumpy people, those I can argue with, cats, and fellow artists
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: anyone too nice
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Lucario
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: dramatic battles in the rain
• One Fun Fact About Me: I am covered in spots

[ojamameansfamily]

Okay I'm saying it right now, I didn't fill out crap for this.
So sorry not sorry if you were expecting something from this.

And since I have my suspicions on who DID fill this out: any suggestions on cooking Murkrow?

F1111

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1111

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 22
• Gender: Female
• Location: Irrelevant; travel isn't a hindrance
• Seeking: Casual dating and/or friendship

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Observant, reserved, thoughtful, cerebral, driven.
• Things I Like in a Partner: Optimistic, good-natured, lively, compassionate, enthusiastic. A person who sees the best in people.
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Machiavellianism, arrogance, crude manners, a tendency to murder people.
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Metagross
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: I'm somewhat fond of racing Arcanines. I also like flower-viewing, picnics, and should the rare opportunity arise, club dancing.
• One Fun Fact About Me: I've been mistaken for a Psychic-type Pokemon on more than one occasion.

Re: F1111

[doesntdomuch]

Okay so.

This is a complete accident and I apologize but I might as well use it and it appears that we were matched up?

Also you've really been mistaken for a Pokemon before?

E2114

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: E2114

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 20-25, somewhere in there
• Gender: Female
• Location: Probably on some route somewhere, asserting dominance over everything in my path because that's what I do in my spare time.
• Seeking: Anyone willing to put up with me would be great, if we're going to be honest

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Aggressive, ambitious, determined, loud, stealth dork
• Things I Like in a Partner: I like nerds a lot. Preferably women. Liking anime is a plus! Come talk swords and spears with me.
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Boring people who can't keep up with me.
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: All of them. I like all of them.
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: I'll make dinner for you and then probably suplex you headfirst into the ground just because I can. I'm really romantic like that!
• One Fun Fact About Me: I have absolutely terrible taste in media.

[rocketralph]

_{[Now that he's done yelling at his Pokemon and apologizing to the poor sucker that got matched to him, he has to admit that scrolling through these profiles IS kinda fun. He doesn't have anything else to do.]}

HAH I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND SUPLEX ME.

B1314

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: B1314

ABOUT ME:
• Age: Old enough
• Gender: Male
• Location: Goldenrod
• Seeking: Someone who can hope to compare to my beauty!!!

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Talented, beautiful, flawless, dramatic, amazing
• Things I Like in a Partner: Beauty, fun-loving, open-minded, loves TV
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Being boring, not liking TV
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Rotom (in blenders or lawnmowers preferably)
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Me being amazing while you watch and compliment me
• One Fun Fact About Me: The first thing I bought in Johto was a lawnmower!

A1801

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: A1801

ABOUT ME:
• Age: Young
• Gender: Girl
• Location: Cherrygrove
• Seeking: Someone fun to be around.

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Quiet, nice, curious, careful, hungry
• Things I Like in a Partner: Being funny, nice to talk to, kind. Being from a interesting place. And loving to joke around.
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Someone mean to Pokemon. And people. Being loud and obnoxious.
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Espurr
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Going for a walk at beach.
• One Fun Fact About Me: I used to have wings.

[wing_attack]

So uh my Pokemon decided to fill this thing out for me. I'm really not up for a dating sort of thing but we can hang out if you want? Or just talk?

Also what kind of wings?

I1206

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1206

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 22
• Gender: Female
• Location: Goldenrod
• Seeking: Human female

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Sunshine, nice, quiet, strong, stubborn
• Things I Like in a Partner: They don't make me mad
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: That they make me mad or have white hair
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: ME Frosslass!
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Food date all the food
• One Fun Fact About Me: Pink hair

[anexcitableboy]

We didn't get matched or nothing, and I think maybe a Pokemon filled this out, but 'all the food' sounds like a pretty great date!

F1616

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1616

ABOUT ME:
• Age: ??? Adult
• Gender: Male
• Location: Route 36 on way to Goldenrod
• Seeking: Male, also adult

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Nice, Smart, Cool, Quiet, Strong
• Things I Like in a Partner: Someone Smart! And nice, and likes Pokemon as friends and not tools. Someone who can tolerate someone who's quiet and maybe likes water to?
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Jerks, evil people, people who dislike pokemon in some way, and people who would condescend him maybe? He seems to hate that
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Phantump He likes all of them! He would feel bad if he picked favorites. He probably likes water pokemon a lot though!
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Probably somewhere quiet. Maybe a coffee shop and dinner? Of course he would like something that would involve exercising too!
• One Fun Fact About Me: He loves romance stories! He cries whenever he watches romance movies.

[freshprints]

...I'm curious to know how you draw your distinction between "jerks" and "evil people". Not that I'm arguing there is one, just that I'm curious as to the criteria.

D0820

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: D0820

ABOUT ME:
• Age: Fully Evolved
• Gender: MANLY MAN
• Location: Romantic Goldenrod
• Seeking: someone who will teach me how to dress and to listen to my pokemon Prince he is always right about these things and very smart and talented

• Five Words to Describe Myself: rugged mysterious talented tall
• Things I Like in a Partner: someone who likes berries as much as i do
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: he doesnt like loud noises
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: tropius probably
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: we have dinner in my rustic and secluded cabin
• One Fun Fact About Me: i once made a million pancakes in a day it was really scary everybody in the house got upset but i would make a million and one for YOU wink

C0316

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: C0316

ABOUT ME:
• Age: teenager I think
• Gender: guy
• Location: goldenrod city
• Seeking: yes

• Five Words to Describe Myself: loud, spikey, proud, intense, determined
• Things I Like in a Partner: ambition, likes games, must be good listener
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: slackers, trash, slime, sore losers
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: V I R U S THE POWERFUL ROTOM!!! !
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: at the game corner probably? Also food
• One Fun Fact About Me: I like cardgames a lot

I1812

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1812

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 24
• Gender: Male
• Location: near Ecruteak
• Seeking: Friends, or maybe a very special lady...

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Lazy, antisocial, lonely, loyal, genius
• Things I Like in a Partner: Good work ethic, strong personality, someone who won't let me get away with lazing about all day
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: People who judge by appearances
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Magikarp
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Spending all day in bed together.


Napping, that is!
• One Fun Fact About Me: I once made an impenetrable magic shield so that I could nap in peace, but neglected to include a way for me to get OUT of it.

[bylight]

I don't know who the hell filled this out, and I don't know who the hell you are.
I am not going out on a date with someone who pretty much describes themselves as a slob.

D1901

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: D1901

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 24-ish
• Gender: Male
• Location: Ecruteak City
• Seeking: Woman

• Five Words to Describe Myself: idealistic, workaholic, assertive, stubborn, self-sacrificing
• Things I Like in a Partner: confidence, idealism, a strong will, someone who'll push to make sure essential things like eating and sleeping happen
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: people who would hurt others for their own selfish gain, people who are assholes, submissiveness
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Absol
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: a day spent perusing the library, followed by dinner at a nice restaurant
• One Fun Fact About Me: I met my best friend by blackmailing him.

[no_ufo_ending]

oh no im so sorry my pokemon did this