The first thing I was forced into buying here was a coat because the guy I'm living with wouldn't hear otherwise. Believe me, darling, I know what I'm doing.

[I mean, he was told to buy a coat and he purchased abominations, but you know what, they're warm abominations.]

Anyway. Hopefully you've already dealt with whatever suitor you were paired with on that dating...thing a while back.

You know. Before I broke your face. It'd be a shame otherwise.