You're seriously including "ass." That's a thing you're doing right now.
[He'd assumed as much, but seeing it written down alongside the practically useless "first damn is free" is starting to make the reality of the situation sink in. It also makes him tempted to ask if this means that other body parts would also be on the list, but yeah, no, he already knows. Fuck. At least she probably won't recognize terms for troll anatomy? Or would Dave and Jade wind up telling her just to fuck with him?
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You're seriously including "ass." That's a thing you're doing right now.
[He'd assumed as much, but seeing it written down alongside the practically useless "first damn is free" is starting to make the reality of the situation sink in. It also makes him tempted to ask if this means that other body parts would also be on the list, but yeah, no, he already knows. Fuck. At least she probably won't recognize terms for troll anatomy? Or would Dave and Jade wind up telling her just to fuck with him?
God. Fucking. Dammit.]
I'm not agreeing to this horseshit.