//itsu no ma ni ka bokura nanigenaku deatta

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

Who: Hal Emmerich, Liquid Snake
Where: Azalea Town
When: Midday, October 10th
Summary: Hello, I am a crack pairing between two socially awkward people.
Rating: idfk, T or something
Log:
What had he been thinking? What had possessed him to offer to find a restaurant with Liquid? Sure, his cooking was a nightmare (and Otacon planned to bring back something nice for Heather to make up for it), but this was Liquid.

...as he got ready to leave, he idly wondered if Snake was alright wherever he was. Otacon was worried sick, though he hid it the best he could. His first and closest friend was in pain, possibly even dying and there wasn't a damn thing Otacon could do. To say it upset him was an understatement.

But this wasn't the time for that. He'd promised some food that was actually edible, and that's what he'd get them. If there was nothing he could do to help Snake...then he'd just wait and worry in silence.

"Ready, Liquid?" he asked with a smile, recalling the angrily hissing Kotai and slipping her Pokeball into the sleeve of his kimono--what her problem was with him, Otacon wasn't entirely sure.

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[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

"I'll just get whatever you're getting."

That would just make things easier all around.

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

"Okay, simple enough."

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

The waitress returned with a pot and two cups for tea, then asked for their orders.

Liquid's giving this one over to you, Otacon. Make the most of it.

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

Fortunately for Liquid, he was more or less completely merciful, ordering a particularly large plate of riceballs for mister black hole over there along with a generous order of sushi.]

[And he wondered if it was made from Magikarp.]

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

Liquid was probably still going to be hungry like half an hour later.

He poured himself a cup of tea, though, and took a sip; then he made a face, simply because the taste of green tea was so different from the black tea he normally drank.

"So what exactly was all that?"

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

Well, it'd keep him busy. And if he could salvage a few riceballs, Otacon would even have Heather off his case for ten minutes.

"What was what?" Otacon did the same, quite enjoying it. Because green tea is the best thing ever.

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

"What you ordered. The oni-whatever and the other thing."

Green tea was all right, but Liquid preferred Earl Grey with a little milk.

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

"Onigiri," he corrected. "Riceballs."

And you know. Raw fish wrapped in rice and seaweed.

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

"Oh."

Yeah, he was totally going to be hungry half an hour later. Better grab some of the rice balls before he even started for Heather.

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

Oh, Liquid. You're such a pain in the ass.

"I think you'll like it."

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

"You'll find I can swallow almost anything."

oh bby

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

Ffffff

"Anyone that survives my cooking could probably eat anything."

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

"I've a strong stomach. I've eaten far worse in the past than anything you can dish up for me."

Nothing could be worse than the things he'd had to eat in Iraq.

"Even your burned sandwiches taste better than camel spiders."

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

"C-c-c..."

Aaaaaagh oh god the images why.

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

"Camel spiders. There's about this big" he indicated some three or four inches, "tan, live in the desert. If we caught them, the boys'd sometimes have them fight against scorpions and take bets."

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

"I d-don't need to hear about this!"

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

Headtilt. He didn't see anything disturbing about this topic of conversation.

"Not fond of spiders, Hal?"

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

"N-not really, no..."

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

"Don't you have a Pokemon that's very... spider-like?"

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

"Midorikumo, yeah. But she's not really a spider--only has six legs."

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

"And she doesn't bother you?"

But just mentioning a 4-inch long death spider does?

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

"She did at first, but I got used to her."

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

"Hm."

And, cutting off this potentially uncomfortable conversation, was the arrival of their food. Sushi and a metric fuckton of riceballs for the human black hole.

[philanthrotaku.livejournal.com]

And of course, before Liquid could eat them all, Liquid took about five and set them aside. Heather'd probably kill him if she had to deal with his cooking much longer.

Looking cheerful, Otacon picked up his chopsticks and took a bite of sushi. He had to admit, his own culinary failures were getting hard to deal with.

[boldandresolute.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, onigiri was something that Liquid could eat with his hands instead of trying to resort to chopsticks. If he wanted to try any of that sushi, however, things might be a little different.

"Mm." He'd already gone through two of the rice balls by the time Otacon had finished wrapping Heather's. "Not bad."