these_balls: (SERIOUS MOD BUSINESS)
Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-10-29 02:33 pm

HOENNWEEN: BOSS BATTLE LOG

Who: Hoennween Plot Participants!
Where: Tohjo Falls!
When: Thursday, October 30th
Summary: You've taken the Elite Four's estate and reaped the (stolen? borrowed? requisitioned) benefits waiting for you inside it. But come morning, an earthquake signals the arrival of two incredibly belligerent Legendaries and the Team Bosses who've summoned them.
Rating: PG-13 in general; please mark threads that go higher accordingly!
Log:



YOU ARE HERE. YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS.

THIS IS STILL YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF JACKASS.


KEY:
GRAY areas in the north are a range of mountains that form a natural barrier around part of the Tohjo plain where the Elite Four's resort is located. This is where you will find and battle Maxie, his Team Magma Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Groudon, all right.

GREEN areas in the southeast and southwest are densely-packed forested areas interspersed by lakes and rivers that seem to be feeding into the main waterway into the area. It is both difficult and dangerous to venture into the woodlands proper, but this seems to be where a lot of the Team Aqua Grunts are stationed now.

• The BLUE area in the south is the massive lake that feeds the eponymous falls that give Tohjo its name. This is where you will find and battle Archie, his Team Aqua Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Kyogre, all right.

PINK diamonds in the east and west are the sites of massive formations of Mysterious Plot Crystals™ jutting up from beneath the surface; the Grunts will not be found around these today, so if your character is looking for a safe zone well away from the crossfire, they will want to hole up near these.

• The BROWN rectangle dead-center in the map is...the Elite Four's resort. It's even more unfortunately-located today than it was yesterday. However, people willing to risk the crossfire between the Legendaries and get into the house will have access to all of the battle and healing items discussed up here!



A FEW OTHER SETTING NOTES:

• As per Arceus's summon, there will be Gen VI Pokemon joining the battle on their own! You may NPC these Pokemon, within reasonable limits; you may not capture them in Pokeballs, and they are still wild so they will not take commands from characters the way a captured Pokemon would from its trainer. However, they do recognize that the portaled-in humans are fighting on roughly the same side as they are, so they won't attack player characters and might occasionally come to their aid if need be — you're free to NPC them as you like for purposes such as this.

• The aforementioned Gen VI Pokemon can be any Pokemon that swarmed during September, plus any of their evolved forms. They've had several weeks in the wild to get buff and settle in; now you can see what they've got to show for it!

• You may NPC the Team Aqua and Team Magma Grunts as you see fit; either one can reasonably be found anywhere on the map, though they're avoiding the crystals and keeping close to their bosses — that means Team Magma will be more highly-concentrated in the northern areas of the map, and Team Aqua will be staying to the south.

• Due to the nature of the battlefield and the fact that the team leaders are going to be defending their Legendary of choice, if you choose to fight the bosses, please select whether you are going after Archie or Maxie on this particular log - you may go after one but not both.

• However, there is no restriction on how many Aqua and Magma Grunts you may fight!

• You may forego Pokemon battling entirely and simply beat up the Grunts with physical violence yourself. If you KO a Grunt, they will white out and be warped to the nearest Pokemon Center back down in the regions proper, where they will be arrested by an officer of the Kangaskhan Police.

FOR CHARACTERS INTENDING TO USE HONEDGES LIKE WEAPONS: due to the high volume of questions we have received on this topic (it's a popular inquiry!), we want to clarify for this Pokemon in particular —

If you choose to use a Honedge as though it were a traditional sword, the most that the Honedges will allow might be slapping the grunts with the flat side of the blade. They are still opposed to attacking/killing humans, opponents or not, and if you try to stab an opponent with them, you're going to get a really obstinate ghost sword going incorporeal and ineffectively going through them. There's also the fact that you're grabbing them by the head and swinging them around — they won't like that very much.

PLEASE NOTE: if you intend to use a Honedge in this manner anyway, we may ask that you experience light IC consequences for it later in the plot! We're not barring you from getting your sword skills on with your Honedges; we're simply pointing out that there may be natural outcomes that follow from those choices.

UPDATE: if you would like to interrogate the grunts, check here for information you can learn from them!


~

☆ THE NUMBER TO MEET OR BEAT IS 37 PARTICIPANTS.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 9:00 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE 37-PARTICIPANT GOAL!

~


QUICK LINKS

EVENT LINKS MASTERPOST | THE BOSS BATTLE INFOPOST | QUESTIONS FOR MODS | BOSS BATTLE PARTICIPATION CHECK-IN THREAD

BATTLE THREAD WITH ARCHIEBATTLE THREAD WITH MAXIE

THE TEAM LEADERS MEET
envy_the_sinners: (I don't think "nominal names" counts)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-10-29 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[A familiar Teddiursa comes charging and chattering toward Lisa, followed by a barrage of water guns and bubble attacks in her wake. Yamina practically crashes into Lisa as she tries to urge the Quilava to get a move on. They can't handle this!]
armoredsoul: (Stubborn)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2014-10-31 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lisa stumbles when Yamina runs into her, looking over at her with an irritated look. Are you trying to say she can't fight?! She's gonna kick every one of these jerks asses!]
envy_the_sinners: (I don't think "nominal names" counts)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
There's no way we can handle this!

[Yaminah begins tugging at Lisa's fur in the opposite direction of Kyogre.]

And you're a fire type!
armoredsoul: (Pokemon: Lisa)

shhhh pretend the icon isn't Typhlosion

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2014-11-03 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Lisa huffs and digs in her heels, resisting the pull and flaring up in agitation.]

So what's it matter what type I am? You get strong fighting the strongest, and that guys the strongest around here there is!
envy_the_sinners: (shitshitshitshit)

what Typhlosion?

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-03 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Will you stop being so stubborn and-

[That's when Scar finally catches up, scooping up Yaminah and reaching for Lisa as well. He's not waiting for that enormous blue thing to decide it feels like attacking.]
armoredsoul: (Pokemon: Lisa)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2014-11-03 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Dammit, put me down!

[Yeah, Lisa isn't making it easy to hold onto her, but she isn't quite able to wriggle out of Scar's grip. And he doesn't get far before Eddie comes charging up looking for his wayward teammate.]
envy_the_sinners: (NOT THAT THAT'S ANYTHING NEW)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-03 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Scar scowls as the stubborn Quilava tries to wiggle out of his arms. He's actively looking for Alphonse, now, in the chaos of trainers and grunts and Pokémon.]

Alphonse!

[Yaminah has since crawled onto Scar's shoulder.]
armoredsoul: (WTF?!)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2014-11-04 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Scar? Scar!

[It's rather disturbing how well Al can make out a call for him through the noise of this battlefield, but he's making his way over toward Scar. Eddie and Lisa are having an argument of their own, which means she's struggling a little less at least.]
envy_the_sinners: (except tv is forbidden by Ishbala)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You may want to keep an eye on who's running where.

[He's not scolding so much as he's... suggesting. Scar finally loosens his grip on Lisa.]

She won't do so well against all these Water types.
armoredsoul: (wehhh)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2014-11-07 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Lisa wriggles out of Scar's grip, but is quickly caught by the scruff of the neck by the very annoyed Luxray standing next to him. She's not getting any chances to slip away right now.]

[Al lets out a long suffering groan, dragging a hand down his face.]
Lisa! Darn it, I told you to stay close to Eddie...thank you for grabbing her, Scar. I try to keep an eye on her, but she's always running off like this!
envy_the_sinners: (It's Amestris' fault.)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-08 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Blessedly, they cannot be killed in battle. But that invincibility seems to have given them a false sense of arrogance.

[Scar shoots a disapproving glare in the little Quilava's direction.]

Have you gathered any better details on this?

[The "this," Scar assumes, is understood. Giant, brightly colored primal... things hurling rocks and water at each other.]
armoredsoul: (Off-kilter)

[personal profile] armoredsoul 2014-11-19 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Al shakes his head, and Lisa sticks her tongue out at Scar. RUDE.] I know about as much as you do. I got some information out of them yesterday, something about wanting the world to be all land or all sea, but I don't know where those...things came from!