these_balls: (SERIOUS MOD BUSINESS)
Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-10-29 02:33 pm

HOENNWEEN: BOSS BATTLE LOG

Who: Hoennween Plot Participants!
Where: Tohjo Falls!
When: Thursday, October 30th
Summary: You've taken the Elite Four's estate and reaped the (stolen? borrowed? requisitioned) benefits waiting for you inside it. But come morning, an earthquake signals the arrival of two incredibly belligerent Legendaries and the Team Bosses who've summoned them.
Rating: PG-13 in general; please mark threads that go higher accordingly!
Log:



YOU ARE HERE. YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS.

THIS IS STILL YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF JACKASS.


KEY:
GRAY areas in the north are a range of mountains that form a natural barrier around part of the Tohjo plain where the Elite Four's resort is located. This is where you will find and battle Maxie, his Team Magma Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Groudon, all right.

GREEN areas in the southeast and southwest are densely-packed forested areas interspersed by lakes and rivers that seem to be feeding into the main waterway into the area. It is both difficult and dangerous to venture into the woodlands proper, but this seems to be where a lot of the Team Aqua Grunts are stationed now.

• The BLUE area in the south is the massive lake that feeds the eponymous falls that give Tohjo its name. This is where you will find and battle Archie, his Team Aqua Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Kyogre, all right.

PINK diamonds in the east and west are the sites of massive formations of Mysterious Plot Crystals™ jutting up from beneath the surface; the Grunts will not be found around these today, so if your character is looking for a safe zone well away from the crossfire, they will want to hole up near these.

• The BROWN rectangle dead-center in the map is...the Elite Four's resort. It's even more unfortunately-located today than it was yesterday. However, people willing to risk the crossfire between the Legendaries and get into the house will have access to all of the battle and healing items discussed up here!



A FEW OTHER SETTING NOTES:

• As per Arceus's summon, there will be Gen VI Pokemon joining the battle on their own! You may NPC these Pokemon, within reasonable limits; you may not capture them in Pokeballs, and they are still wild so they will not take commands from characters the way a captured Pokemon would from its trainer. However, they do recognize that the portaled-in humans are fighting on roughly the same side as they are, so they won't attack player characters and might occasionally come to their aid if need be — you're free to NPC them as you like for purposes such as this.

• The aforementioned Gen VI Pokemon can be any Pokemon that swarmed during September, plus any of their evolved forms. They've had several weeks in the wild to get buff and settle in; now you can see what they've got to show for it!

• You may NPC the Team Aqua and Team Magma Grunts as you see fit; either one can reasonably be found anywhere on the map, though they're avoiding the crystals and keeping close to their bosses — that means Team Magma will be more highly-concentrated in the northern areas of the map, and Team Aqua will be staying to the south.

• Due to the nature of the battlefield and the fact that the team leaders are going to be defending their Legendary of choice, if you choose to fight the bosses, please select whether you are going after Archie or Maxie on this particular log - you may go after one but not both.

• However, there is no restriction on how many Aqua and Magma Grunts you may fight!

• You may forego Pokemon battling entirely and simply beat up the Grunts with physical violence yourself. If you KO a Grunt, they will white out and be warped to the nearest Pokemon Center back down in the regions proper, where they will be arrested by an officer of the Kangaskhan Police.

FOR CHARACTERS INTENDING TO USE HONEDGES LIKE WEAPONS: due to the high volume of questions we have received on this topic (it's a popular inquiry!), we want to clarify for this Pokemon in particular —

If you choose to use a Honedge as though it were a traditional sword, the most that the Honedges will allow might be slapping the grunts with the flat side of the blade. They are still opposed to attacking/killing humans, opponents or not, and if you try to stab an opponent with them, you're going to get a really obstinate ghost sword going incorporeal and ineffectively going through them. There's also the fact that you're grabbing them by the head and swinging them around — they won't like that very much.

PLEASE NOTE: if you intend to use a Honedge in this manner anyway, we may ask that you experience light IC consequences for it later in the plot! We're not barring you from getting your sword skills on with your Honedges; we're simply pointing out that there may be natural outcomes that follow from those choices.

UPDATE: if you would like to interrogate the grunts, check here for information you can learn from them!


~

☆ THE NUMBER TO MEET OR BEAT IS 37 PARTICIPANTS.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 9:00 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE 37-PARTICIPANT GOAL!

~


QUICK LINKS

EVENT LINKS MASTERPOST | THE BOSS BATTLE INFOPOST | QUESTIONS FOR MODS | BOSS BATTLE PARTICIPATION CHECK-IN THREAD

BATTLE THREAD WITH ARCHIEBATTLE THREAD WITH MAXIE

THE TEAM LEADERS MEET
ajustcaws: (to fight the unbeatable foe)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-10-30 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
A

[...so they all have basically free access to the place where prom was held without anyone keeping an eye on them... time to go snooping, then! This might be morally ambiguous to some people but not to her

so eventually, her snooping leads to the Lancecave, and there are many secrets held within...!

but you know the most important thing here, in this lancecave

IS THE BIG SCREEN TV AIRING CRASHER WAKE WRESTLETHON

ALL OF HER DREAMS... she'll get back to saving the world in a little bit, because there's matches to watch!]


B

[okay maybe she should have just been watching wrestling the whole time instead of being a hero]
envy_the_sinners: (I don't think "nominal names" counts)

B

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-10-30 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[In the chaos of the battle around him, Scar is able to make out... something rocketing through the water at an alarming speed.

Something he eventually discovers to be Cynthia hurtling through the water on the back of what he can only assume to be a Pokémon.]


She's going to get himself killed...

[Look, Cynthia, you've driven him to start talking to himself again.]
ajustcaws: (to try when your arms are too weary)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-11-02 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[...well, she doesn't get herself killed, per se, but she ends up faceplanting into the water for a few seconds...

...and at least she makes it to shore, with the Mega Sharpedo surfacing next to her and looking extremely apologetic...]


...welp, that was a wash. It's okay, Windwave! You didn't know your strength!

[OH... OH WAIT]

---oh, hi there, Scar!
envy_the_sinners: (I don't think "nominal names" counts)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-03 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Scar cringes when Cynthia goes face-first into the water, and even begins to wade in until he notices that she's okay.

Or, at the very least, conscious.]


Are you all right?

[Hi to you to, Cynthia. He briefly glances to the Sharpedo that... doesn't quite look like a Sharpedo. He would know. He got hit in the head by one.]
ajustcaws: (no matter how far)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-11-03 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, everything's peachy! Just need to get the hang of the new... evolution, I think? Yeah, that's kind of what it seems like...

[She stands up and stretches a little bit, because she's still kind of sore from the high velocity impact, but not enough to be out of the running.]
envy_the_sinners: (not that I really noticed)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-03 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't aware that Sharpedo even evolved.

[He looks up and around to see that Sharpedo isn't the only one who seems to have taken an unfamiliar form.]

You shouldn't be so close within range of that... thing.

[That giant blue not!whale thing that looks pretty pissed off.]
ajustcaws: (Default)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-11-04 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Neither was I, but I don't keep track of that kind of thing... so it's always a surprise for me! He looks even cooler than usual, so that's a total plus!

[...she does... well, is seriousing up even what you can cause this? She does follow Scar's gaze, though...]

...well, I think if we don't stop it, it's gonna give us problems. At the very least, I need to know what the pirate-y looking guy's up to!
envy_the_sinners: (It's Amestris' fault.)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-04 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
That "pirate-y looking guy" is more than likely the source of many of our current problems.

[Scar points that out cynically. How is this girl not dead?]

The matching uniforms aren't exactly subtle...

[Grumbled under his breath]
ajustcaws: (to right the unrightable wrong)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-11-05 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
But what about the nerdy guy? I mean, they both seem up to something, so I think we should try and take 'em both down!
envy_the_sinners: (idk what's up with that lady though)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-06 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[And in the middle of all this chaos, Scar is going to need a little clarification-]

What is "nerdy?"

[Because seriously, she could be talking about the giant blue thing, the OTHER boss guy...]
ajustcaws: (no matter how far)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-11-07 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...

[...she can't just say "basically Laurent" here, uh...]

...you know, glasses, science all day every day, really boring books over fun books... that kind of thing!
envy_the_sinners: (and that's the story of my childhood)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-08 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[That sounds... exactly like his brother.]

Oh.

[He looks down to the other end of the battlefield. She would be referring to the seeming leader of the people in red, then?]

It seems as if each team has associated itself with each Pokémon and they're... battling over something.

[Over what, Scar isn't sure. He's heard frantic mentions of their motives, but they make so little sense that he can't really piece together what's actually being fought over, here.]
ajustcaws: (no matter how far)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-11-23 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they really do. I can't tell if it's good versus evil or just two sets of troublemakers, though! I mean, it could be either or!
stitchedupbodyguard: (Huh?)

A

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2014-10-30 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, someone else was doing some morally ambiguous snooping around this place that apparently the most powerful trainers in the region frequented. There had to be some cool stuff around here, right?

Yeah, she finds the lancecave

and Cynthia with it

but more importantly the massive TV
]

....Whoa.
ajustcaws: (to run where the brave dare not go)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-11-02 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cynthia hears someone else's arrival, and... well, she'd honestly be happy to see anyone, but she's particularly excited to see someone she knows!]

I know, right?! Come on, we should watch this together and learn some sweet moves!
stitchedupbodyguard: (Default)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2014-11-02 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhh.... okay?


[Sure. She could sit down and watch come TV.

While everyone else is fighting. There's wrestling on.
]

Do you think we can learn these moves?
ajustcaws: (to run where the brave dare not go)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-11-02 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT'S JUST A QUICK BREAK TO RESTORE THEIR STAMINA, SHE SWEARS]

Oh, totally! I mean, you'd be amazed at what the human body can do when you put your mind to it! I mean, Crasher Wake is a pro, but if we put our minds to it, we can do anything!