these_balls: (SERIOUS MOD BUSINESS)
Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-10-29 02:33 pm

HOENNWEEN: BOSS BATTLE LOG

Who: Hoennween Plot Participants!
Where: Tohjo Falls!
When: Thursday, October 30th
Summary: You've taken the Elite Four's estate and reaped the (stolen? borrowed? requisitioned) benefits waiting for you inside it. But come morning, an earthquake signals the arrival of two incredibly belligerent Legendaries and the Team Bosses who've summoned them.
Rating: PG-13 in general; please mark threads that go higher accordingly!
Log:



YOU ARE HERE. YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS.

THIS IS STILL YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF JACKASS.


KEY:
GRAY areas in the north are a range of mountains that form a natural barrier around part of the Tohjo plain where the Elite Four's resort is located. This is where you will find and battle Maxie, his Team Magma Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Groudon, all right.

GREEN areas in the southeast and southwest are densely-packed forested areas interspersed by lakes and rivers that seem to be feeding into the main waterway into the area. It is both difficult and dangerous to venture into the woodlands proper, but this seems to be where a lot of the Team Aqua Grunts are stationed now.

• The BLUE area in the south is the massive lake that feeds the eponymous falls that give Tohjo its name. This is where you will find and battle Archie, his Team Aqua Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Kyogre, all right.

PINK diamonds in the east and west are the sites of massive formations of Mysterious Plot Crystals™ jutting up from beneath the surface; the Grunts will not be found around these today, so if your character is looking for a safe zone well away from the crossfire, they will want to hole up near these.

• The BROWN rectangle dead-center in the map is...the Elite Four's resort. It's even more unfortunately-located today than it was yesterday. However, people willing to risk the crossfire between the Legendaries and get into the house will have access to all of the battle and healing items discussed up here!



A FEW OTHER SETTING NOTES:

• As per Arceus's summon, there will be Gen VI Pokemon joining the battle on their own! You may NPC these Pokemon, within reasonable limits; you may not capture them in Pokeballs, and they are still wild so they will not take commands from characters the way a captured Pokemon would from its trainer. However, they do recognize that the portaled-in humans are fighting on roughly the same side as they are, so they won't attack player characters and might occasionally come to their aid if need be — you're free to NPC them as you like for purposes such as this.

• The aforementioned Gen VI Pokemon can be any Pokemon that swarmed during September, plus any of their evolved forms. They've had several weeks in the wild to get buff and settle in; now you can see what they've got to show for it!

• You may NPC the Team Aqua and Team Magma Grunts as you see fit; either one can reasonably be found anywhere on the map, though they're avoiding the crystals and keeping close to their bosses — that means Team Magma will be more highly-concentrated in the northern areas of the map, and Team Aqua will be staying to the south.

• Due to the nature of the battlefield and the fact that the team leaders are going to be defending their Legendary of choice, if you choose to fight the bosses, please select whether you are going after Archie or Maxie on this particular log - you may go after one but not both.

• However, there is no restriction on how many Aqua and Magma Grunts you may fight!

• You may forego Pokemon battling entirely and simply beat up the Grunts with physical violence yourself. If you KO a Grunt, they will white out and be warped to the nearest Pokemon Center back down in the regions proper, where they will be arrested by an officer of the Kangaskhan Police.

FOR CHARACTERS INTENDING TO USE HONEDGES LIKE WEAPONS: due to the high volume of questions we have received on this topic (it's a popular inquiry!), we want to clarify for this Pokemon in particular —

If you choose to use a Honedge as though it were a traditional sword, the most that the Honedges will allow might be slapping the grunts with the flat side of the blade. They are still opposed to attacking/killing humans, opponents or not, and if you try to stab an opponent with them, you're going to get a really obstinate ghost sword going incorporeal and ineffectively going through them. There's also the fact that you're grabbing them by the head and swinging them around — they won't like that very much.

PLEASE NOTE: if you intend to use a Honedge in this manner anyway, we may ask that you experience light IC consequences for it later in the plot! We're not barring you from getting your sword skills on with your Honedges; we're simply pointing out that there may be natural outcomes that follow from those choices.

UPDATE: if you would like to interrogate the grunts, check here for information you can learn from them!


~

☆ THE NUMBER TO MEET OR BEAT IS 37 PARTICIPANTS.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 9:00 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE 37-PARTICIPANT GOAL!

~


QUICK LINKS

EVENT LINKS MASTERPOST | THE BOSS BATTLE INFOPOST | QUESTIONS FOR MODS | BOSS BATTLE PARTICIPATION CHECK-IN THREAD

BATTLE THREAD WITH ARCHIEBATTLE THREAD WITH MAXIE

THE TEAM LEADERS MEET
evilfrenzy: (♟ suck it julius)

[personal profile] evilfrenzy 2014-10-30 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Choosing the role of cheerleader today, Commander?

[Rideaux's holding a pack of healing supplies, like he's ready to head into the thick of battle fully prepared.

He really wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be right. Commanders have a nasty habit of sitting back and letting others take the damage for them. At least the leaders of those ridiculous other gangs actually came to do battle today.]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I HAVE SOMETHING TO SSSSAY)

[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2014-10-30 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Choosing the role of victor would be the most appropriate sssstatement.

[He doesn't really have a problem with leading the charge, it's just that well, there's not really an organized force for him to lead today. So he'll just pick the bones when it's all said and done.]

But bessst of luck out there. I'm sssure a stellar performance will be viewed highly by your commanding officers.

[He's keeping his language neutral because outing Rideaux as a Rocket wouldn't be very nice, now would it?]
evilfrenzy: (♟ thought you'd seen the last of me)

[personal profile] evilfrenzy 2014-10-31 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He was about to ask if Cobra actually plans on battling because he can't really be a victor if he doesn't participate with an army as disorganized as this one, but the second bit really catches his interest.]

Oh? I wasn't aware we were being judged.

[As in, are the higher-ups actually present? He knows Cobra is one, but he's curious to know if the Executives caught wind of this mess.]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I'M BOWING SSSSARCASTICALLY)

[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2014-11-01 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh good, he gets to spread some of the paranoia he's had ever since the first set of evaluations...years ago.]

It's sssafe to assume they're always watching.

[He'll leave out the part about being convinced they bug the Gears. He's never seen any proof that they do, but how else would they know he complains about everything? Huh?]

I have no idea what they make of thissss situation, but to assume they aren't aware of it would be foolish.
evilfrenzy: (♟ really now)

[personal profile] evilfrenzy 2014-11-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Huh...now that's an interesting implication. He'll have to keep it in mind, not that he has any plans to actually pull a fast one on TR anytime soon.

He lowers his voice so other passerby can't hear them.]


Well, now they know that they aren't alone. Have they managed to summon apocalyptic hellbeasts in the years you've been here?

['cause he won't lie, shamu and kaiju over there look pretty formidable.]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SSSSSTEP RIGHT UP)

[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2014-11-03 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
These ones? No. I've never ssssseen these idiots before in my life. There's been incidents with creatures ssssuch as these, but not with these ones and not with these teams.

[He thinks for a moment, considering those past incidents.

And wow, it actually is really bugging him that there's other teams out there with things like this and they haven't heard about them]


In fact, aside from the fact that these two creatures seem to share certain elemental properties, there are absolutely zero ssssimiliarties between this and prior incidents. Zero!
evilfrenzy: (♟ can we not)

[personal profile] evilfrenzy 2014-11-04 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
In other words, you've never seen these creatures before. Do they just not exist in Johto and Kanto then...?

[He's fairly new to the PokeWorld, so Legendaries and other regions aren't things he's well-versed in just yet.]

What were the ones you actually experienced like?
Edited 2014-11-04 05:10 (UTC)
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (HOGWASSSSH)

[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2014-11-04 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I would guesssss no.

[But he can't really say for certain. It's hard to tell with these things since they tend to pop up out of nowhere.]

The other ones I've ssseen looked completely different. A white dragon, some sort of blue, red, and yellow animals, those giant...things, nothing that looked like these two!

[Sorry for the crappy description, Rideaux, but he's not even remotely sure how to actually describe the Regi trio.]
Edited 2014-11-04 17:24 (UTC)
evilfrenzy: (♟ UGH)

[personal profile] evilfrenzy 2014-11-05 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
...Commander, that was incredibly vague.

[No really, he's just going to call Cobra out on that one, complete with a seriously unimpressed expression. When one asks about something that a person apparently witnessed with their own eyes, he expects an actually decent description.]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (THE PROBLEM IS YOU)

[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2014-11-05 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You try getting a good desssscription of them while trying to keep a boat from capsizing. Or trying to sssubdue an angry one. Or trying to avoid whatever ridiculoussss apocalyptic nonsense some of them cause!

[Hopefully having made his point that it's no easy feat, he'll actually try and be less vague now.]

The red, blue, and yellow ones appeared to be ssssome sort of giant dogs or cats or both. The sssscience department might still have some information on at least one of them. Sssuicune, I think it was. The giant things are exactly what they sssounded like. Some sort of giant creatures! One was made of ice, the other ssssome sort of rock, I don't remember what the third one was. Ssssome type of metal, I think.

[There, is that better?]
evilfrenzy: (♟ let me tell you a thing)

[personal profile] evilfrenzy 2014-11-08 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[If he's supposed to retract his criticism because of Cobra's hardships, he's doing a bad job of doing so. If anything, you'd get a lot of details if you're directly dealing with one like in one of those cases, but he keeps that comment to himself because he's not in the mood to hear more whining and excuses.

So instead, he nods in apparent satisfaction with Cobra's new descriptions.]


That is better, yes. That wasn't so hard after all, was it? Now I have a general idea of several of those unique creatures in case I come across one myself.

[Maybe he could try to capture one if he did.]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I'M BOWING SSSSARCASTICALLY)

[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2014-11-08 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't get your hopes up. Despite how things sssseem now, such encounters are incredibly rare.

[Yeah, he's just going to attempt to rain on your parade there Rideaux.]

And as far as I know, the sssame creature has yet to appear more than once.