these_balls: (SERIOUS MOD BUSINESS)
Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-10-29 02:33 pm

HOENNWEEN: BOSS BATTLE LOG

Who: Hoennween Plot Participants!
Where: Tohjo Falls!
When: Thursday, October 30th
Summary: You've taken the Elite Four's estate and reaped the (stolen? borrowed? requisitioned) benefits waiting for you inside it. But come morning, an earthquake signals the arrival of two incredibly belligerent Legendaries and the Team Bosses who've summoned them.
Rating: PG-13 in general; please mark threads that go higher accordingly!
Log:



YOU ARE HERE. YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS.

THIS IS STILL YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF JACKASS.


KEY:
GRAY areas in the north are a range of mountains that form a natural barrier around part of the Tohjo plain where the Elite Four's resort is located. This is where you will find and battle Maxie, his Team Magma Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Groudon, all right.

GREEN areas in the southeast and southwest are densely-packed forested areas interspersed by lakes and rivers that seem to be feeding into the main waterway into the area. It is both difficult and dangerous to venture into the woodlands proper, but this seems to be where a lot of the Team Aqua Grunts are stationed now.

• The BLUE area in the south is the massive lake that feeds the eponymous falls that give Tohjo its name. This is where you will find and battle Archie, his Team Aqua Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Kyogre, all right.

PINK diamonds in the east and west are the sites of massive formations of Mysterious Plot Crystals™ jutting up from beneath the surface; the Grunts will not be found around these today, so if your character is looking for a safe zone well away from the crossfire, they will want to hole up near these.

• The BROWN rectangle dead-center in the map is...the Elite Four's resort. It's even more unfortunately-located today than it was yesterday. However, people willing to risk the crossfire between the Legendaries and get into the house will have access to all of the battle and healing items discussed up here!



A FEW OTHER SETTING NOTES:

• As per Arceus's summon, there will be Gen VI Pokemon joining the battle on their own! You may NPC these Pokemon, within reasonable limits; you may not capture them in Pokeballs, and they are still wild so they will not take commands from characters the way a captured Pokemon would from its trainer. However, they do recognize that the portaled-in humans are fighting on roughly the same side as they are, so they won't attack player characters and might occasionally come to their aid if need be — you're free to NPC them as you like for purposes such as this.

• The aforementioned Gen VI Pokemon can be any Pokemon that swarmed during September, plus any of their evolved forms. They've had several weeks in the wild to get buff and settle in; now you can see what they've got to show for it!

• You may NPC the Team Aqua and Team Magma Grunts as you see fit; either one can reasonably be found anywhere on the map, though they're avoiding the crystals and keeping close to their bosses — that means Team Magma will be more highly-concentrated in the northern areas of the map, and Team Aqua will be staying to the south.

• Due to the nature of the battlefield and the fact that the team leaders are going to be defending their Legendary of choice, if you choose to fight the bosses, please select whether you are going after Archie or Maxie on this particular log - you may go after one but not both.

• However, there is no restriction on how many Aqua and Magma Grunts you may fight!

• You may forego Pokemon battling entirely and simply beat up the Grunts with physical violence yourself. If you KO a Grunt, they will white out and be warped to the nearest Pokemon Center back down in the regions proper, where they will be arrested by an officer of the Kangaskhan Police.

FOR CHARACTERS INTENDING TO USE HONEDGES LIKE WEAPONS: due to the high volume of questions we have received on this topic (it's a popular inquiry!), we want to clarify for this Pokemon in particular —

If you choose to use a Honedge as though it were a traditional sword, the most that the Honedges will allow might be slapping the grunts with the flat side of the blade. They are still opposed to attacking/killing humans, opponents or not, and if you try to stab an opponent with them, you're going to get a really obstinate ghost sword going incorporeal and ineffectively going through them. There's also the fact that you're grabbing them by the head and swinging them around — they won't like that very much.

PLEASE NOTE: if you intend to use a Honedge in this manner anyway, we may ask that you experience light IC consequences for it later in the plot! We're not barring you from getting your sword skills on with your Honedges; we're simply pointing out that there may be natural outcomes that follow from those choices.

UPDATE: if you would like to interrogate the grunts, check here for information you can learn from them!


~

☆ THE NUMBER TO MEET OR BEAT IS 37 PARTICIPANTS.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 9:00 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE 37-PARTICIPANT GOAL!

~


QUICK LINKS

EVENT LINKS MASTERPOST | THE BOSS BATTLE INFOPOST | QUESTIONS FOR MODS | BOSS BATTLE PARTICIPATION CHECK-IN THREAD

BATTLE THREAD WITH ARCHIEBATTLE THREAD WITH MAXIE

THE TEAM LEADERS MEET
badabooms: (anger)

[personal profile] badabooms 2014-10-30 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, asshole!

[That sure is an angry ten year old and hus Tyrunt standing in front of Maxie. Challenging the guy with the giant lava-beast at his command is about the worst idea in the world for someone who's strongest Pokémon is about level 20, but never let it be said that good judgment was one of Impmon's better characteristics.]

[Besides, he's totally prepared for this. Both he AND his dino are wearing Rocky Helmets today. There's a keystone tucked into his hat pocket, too, even if he had no idea what to do with it.]

I dunno what the hell you think you're doin', but it's pissing me off!

Runt!

[Impmon holds an arm out, blocking his overenthusiastic dinosaur from playing with charging down Maxie. His other arm brandishes a Pokéball like a hand grenade.]

You're facing my partner. Go! Taiyuki!

Karpkarp karp Magikarp-

[Yes, he did just throw out a Magikarp. There is a very sharp learning curve ahead.]
pokestars: (maxie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-31 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[...did you just.

It takes Maxie a while to work out exactly what to do with this; he's been challenged, obviously, and saying no to trainer battles isn't something that one does around here, but at the same time...]


...Really.

[That doesn't mean he has to engage right away, and linefacing is as good a response as any.]

Do put your toys away, will you?
badabooms: (everything's going to go boom)

[personal profile] badabooms 2014-10-31 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[REALLY. Because he has no idea what he's doing faith in his partner.]

Toy- hey, SHUT UP!

[No one talks shit about his fish. Except maybe him. Sometimes. It's a complicated relationship, okay?]

Taiyuki, show him whatcha got! DO THE THING!

[Which is what normal trainers might call 'Tackle', but not being able to read well enough to check the Pokedex's movelists makes that a bit difficult. Regardless, his Magikarp seems to get the message well enough, because... it flops in Maxie's direction with more force than usual.]
pokestars: (maxie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-31 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...son, you've got a big storm coming. Even if storms are usually Archie's department...

That said, Maxie releases the catch on one of his Pokéballs, tossing it out almost idly; one of his Houndooms emerges in a burst of light, hackles raised, only to be greeted by...

uh

that.]


Thunder Fang, now. Show this child that we don't have time to play around.

[...Taiyuki, you may be in for a world of hurt, um.]
badabooms: (anger)

[personal profile] badabooms 2014-11-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Taiyuki!

[The Magikarp makes a valiant effort to get in a Tackle before the Houndoom's attack lands, but its opponent has the advantage in terms of level and in having received training beyond getting tossed at wild Pokémon for all of a second before getting switched out.]

[The Thunder Fang is a near-instant KO, Taiyuki spasming for a second before fainting and returning to its Pokéball in a flash of white light.]

THAT'S IT-

[Impmon removes the arm that was barring his Tyrunt, waving it in Maxie's direction.]

GIRUKO! SIC 'IM!