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COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEES!

Who: Heather and Zack
Where: Route 30-- not TOO far from Cherrygrove.
When: Slightly backdated-- a little before noon.
Summary: Heather was a little miffed to learn that there was a raging swarm of angry mutant bees preventing her from making a safe start to her journey to Violet City. Until she remembered that where there are regular household appliances, there are solutions. To everything. And then Zack had to go and encourage her.
This will either end really well, or horribly bad.
Rating: PG for extremely destructive behavior. Potentially R if things go south, because Heather has the mouth of an angry tatoo'd motorcyclist and she will use it.

Log:

Even in the shade of the forest, the sun beat down through the leaves mercilessly. It was hot. Really hot.

And if that wasn't bad enough, all around, there was the growing hum of many, many insectoid wings. Anyone who's been on the receiving end of multiple stings will remember that humming sound forever.

Heather Mason was no exception.

"Okay. So."

Wiping her dusty hands off on her pants like a clean person, she gestured to the small array of cleaning materials and containers they had amassed.

"When you combine bleach and detergent, it makes this nasty gas. I've gotten rid of big biting bug swarms with it before. The problem is that it's corrosive, and if it gets on you... well, yeah. SO."

Throwing a few coils of rope down onto the ground, she put her hands on her hips.

"We gotta get creative."

...... Oh no.

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"Dude, that's awesome. I never knew that!"

... Because Zack Fair wasn't really the type to try experimental mixes of cleaning materials ~~or ever really use cleaning materials at all~~, this entire concept was new and fascinating to the SOLDIER. The way he usually dealt with a giant, angry bug was to give it a cleaving slice with the Buster. And the mutant hornet swarm was always easily dispelled with magic.

But! Neither of those things were available to him at that given time, so he'd shown up with a hefty, clublike tree branch on his shoulder and two makeshift ski masks for the both of them. Fastened with the discarded pant legs of a piece of Vexen's Team Rocket uniform (http://community.livejournal.com/route_1065/9770.html?thread=1009962#t1009962), they were knotted once at the top with crooked eyeholes.

As always, derpworthy but effective.

"So the gas'll drive 'em off... But we can't spill it on ourselves."

Made sense. And the best part was the instructions were simple enough for him to comprehend and remember!

"Wish we had a way to spray that stuff."

Heather grinned broadly and made a sort of arching gesture with her hands.

"The more you know~!"

She was used to dealing with monsters in... well, actually, literally any way possible at the time. When there were horrific beings of twisted flesh and gnashing teeth bearing down on you, you didn't stop to get picky. But chemistry had served her well during her adventures in Silent Hill, so she was gung ho to try it again. Since she didn't exactly have her shotgun with her.

Thrilled with the ski-mask, she was holding it but hadn't put it on yet because covering her face with black fabric in this heat was something she didn't want to do until she knew for sure she had to.

"That's basically it. Guy called Liquid suggested that too, and I looked all around for, y'know, like, spray-bottles and stuff, but there really wasn't anything big enough for somethin' like this."

Because Beedrill were kind of... enormous. Spritzing one from a dinky little Windex bottle wasn't something she was entirely sure would work.

"BUT! Hope is not lost." She held up a finger and then bent down slightly to grab one of the buckets-- a plastic sanitation one with a lid. "I think I have an idea that might work. It could use some improvements, but..."

"Great. Let's hear it."

Zack was just too eager not to wear the ski mask, so as soon as Heather took hers, he sported his own with swelling pride. It was kinda cool to be on a mission like this with a girl -- really working with one, for once. Sure, there had been a few occasions where he had shared an objective with Cissnei, but the Turks had their own way of going about things and their own protocol to follow.

Pacing in anticipation, the buzzing only energized him that much more. It felt like those things could come out of the proverbial walls at any given moment... and man, he couldn't wait to take a whack at one himself!
"I'm all ears!"

"Okay. So."

She tugged the plastic lid off of the bucket-- it was the kind you'd use to keep potting soil in but had probably just been used to hold cleaning supplies or cat litter (Poke-litter?) or something. Emptying its contents onto the ground, she held up the lid.

"I think if we pour both the bleach and the ammonia and stuff into the bucket and cover it up really quickly, we can contain the gas for a little while." Dropping the lid, she picked up one of the several coils of rope she bought from the Mart-- Escape Rope, good for more than just escaping from caves. "So I was thinking, maybe we could hang 'em from branches or something. That way we'll be able to swing them towards the bugs without actually having to be within death range when the gas escapes!"

Heather was very pleased with her own genius.

Although it was safe to say that in this case, it could probably be classified as mad genius.

"Pretty clever!" He said this with a laugh... wondering just how long it had taken for her to come up with a plan like that. But hey, it worked for him.

The SOLDIER gave the area a careful onceover, rubbing at his masked chin thoughtfully...

"... They're basically just bees, right? Maybe if we could find the nest, we could swing the poison in that direction! They've got a nest, don't they?"

The plan just kept getting better and better.

"Like, thanks!" Heather flipped her hair with a toss of the head, taking on a mock-ditzy expression.

"Hmm... I'm not sure. I dunno enough about them to know that... this is a pretty big route, too." It's a fantastic idea, but ... "Not to mention we'd have to get close enough to it to begin with..." Which was daaaangerous. "But uh... ooh! Hey! I bet even if we seal them really tightly, the bees'll just skewer them with their stingers! And let the gas out!"

Which made things a whole lot easier. They'd just have to get their position right...

Heather turned to briefly peek over the bushes, feeling the buzz of excitement herself.

"HAH!" ... That would actually be pretty hilarious, come to think of it. That'd show 'em for attacking Rise and bugging innocent trainers. ... No pun intended. Wait. No. Pun definitely intended. Luckily for Heather (and unluckily for the both of them), 'Danger' was Zack Fair's middle name. Probably.

"I like that idea." Flopping down in front of the bucket and peering inside devilishly, he half-lifted the ski mask to give the ingredients to their concoction-to-be an examination.

"Let's get crackin'."

"Don't have to say that twice!"

Sneaking a last peek over the bushes currently concealing them from the still-raging swarm buzzing around a short distance away, Heather crouched down and pulled on her ski-mask.

"You'll wanna cover up as much as possible-- those rubber gloves we all got in our backpacks should work pretty well. This stuff turns to gas almost immediately so we're gonna have to be real quick. And possibly run a short distance away from it as soon as we fasten the lid on so that whatever escapes doesn't melt our faces off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark."

She'd learned this the hard way back in Silent Hill-- of course, this is in the open air and not in a cramped little corridor, so they've got that going for them. Reaching up, she tugs down a pair of cheap safety glasses she unearthed from somewhere in the Pokemon Center over her eyes.

"Goggles on, if you have 'em."

"Raiders of the Lost wha...?"

... Oh well. It was probably nothing, right? He shrugged, putting the oversized rubber gloves on over his fitted leather ones and put the 'ski' mask back over his face. No goggles for him. He'd just have to me extra careful...

Oh yeah. Different worlds. Whoops.

She waved a hand dismissively.

"Pop culture reference, never mind."

Noting his lack of goggles, she bit her lip thoughtfully. Hmm. "... Okay. Here."

Handing him the bottles of bleach and ammonia, she set the bucket down firmly.

"You pour these in one at a time-- but keep your face well back. Then get away from the bucket as fast as you can and I'll slam the lid down on it."

He held the chemicals in his hands just as carefully as if he'd been handed two vials of plutonium, examining the ammonia in amazement. This stuff was lethal? Who knew?

In any case, the bottle of bleach seemed lighter than the ammonia, so he carefully started to pour the ammonia bottle in first. The bleach had a wider mouth; He would be able to dump that in a lot quicker, so that came second.

He already had maneuvered himself into a crouching position when he was halfway through the second bottle. And when the last drop filled the bucket, he shut his eyes and scrambled out of the way!

The sheer destructive capacity of the contents of an average under-the-sink cupboard was honestly kind of surprising. Heather had paid enough attention in chemistry class to have picked up a few tricks. Reckless as this little venture was, stunts like this had saved Heather's ass in a pinch.

Holding the lid with both pink-gloved hands, Heather crouched at the ready. As soon as Zack was clear, she slammed the lid down firmly over the top. Unfortunately, she wasn't able to entirely avoid stinging eyes, so it was with a muffled squeal and flaily pained gestures that she threw herself away from the bucket. No burns, but it hurt to be around that stuff.

"GAH!"

But the lid was on! They were victorious! ... SO FAR.

Zack, too was walking off the pungent affects of two materials that were offensive enough on their own, making a colorful array of disgusted faces under the cover of that ski mask and shaking off his gloved hands.

"Man!! That is rancid. Gross." Shielding his eyes with his arm, he wheezed and averted his gaze.

"Is it covered? Did I do it right?"

"Rancid and corrosive. That stuff'll BURN if you get too close to it." Eyes watering, she looks over her shoulder from a safe distance. In the open air, she's pretty sure it'll disperse relatively quickly. But better safe than sorry.

Wiping her gloves in the dirt just to be sure (though she's pretty sure that none of it got on them), she gave Zack a hearty thump on the shoulder.

"Yeah! You did awesome! So far, so good. ... Actually, I probably shouldn'ta said that, it's what people always say before something blows up in their face..." Brushing herself off, she looked back at the bucket. She could hear the horrible stuff fizzling away in there. "It's covered so it should be safe to pick up in a minute. As long as the cap doesn't come off."

Coughing a bit, he chuckled and bumped his shoulder against hers proudly. This girl right here? Genius. And there was no reason he could fathom that this plan wouldn't be a 100% success. ... if they could get close enough to the bees, anyway. He could always smack 'em away with the tree branch if push came to shove (which it probably would), but he probably wouldn't be able to get them all. Not without getting himself seriously hurt.

"Alrighty... let's give it a minute."

Flopping back down into a sitting position in the grass and waving the stench away form his face with his hand, he gestured for her to have a seat as well.

"So, Heather... Are you a chemist or somethin'? Where'd you get the idea? We could probably get into serious trouble if we hurt some of those bees."

... Not that that was much of a repellent for Zack.

Heather laughed a bit herself, flopping down on the ground as well.

"Heck, nah... I just paid attention in chem class. And did a lot of chores and stuff involving cleaning fluids. I'm no scientist." As both the science geeks who emphatically warned her against doing this when she transmitted a video proclaiming her grand idea would say. "And as for where I got the idea... well, that's kinda a long story, but this one time I had to get through this tiny little corridor that was blocked by a bunch of dangerous biting bugs... had to get past 'em somehow, and I'd picked up some bleach and detergent along the way..."

Oh, life in Silent Hill. That godforsaken town was not a friendly place, and especially in Heather's case, it forced you to be resourceful.

"Anyway, I'm not scared of trouble... to be totally honest, I don't think it'll actually kill these things... have you seen 'em? They're like ... bees on steroids."

Lucky for Heather, Zack was no scientist, either. And he was still of the opinion that this was a downright grand idea.

"Haven't seen a Beedrill yet myself, but I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle." ... What with the Behemoths and the demi-god summons. Then again, he had no Buster... no materia.

"We oughtta be fine. Hell, if things go sour, we could always just... run away."

But running away was for wusses and suckers. He'd definitely have to get in a few good hits (since he promised Rise he'd do it) before retreating like a pansy.

"I looked 'em up on the Dex thing. They're pretty big, but I've fought stuff kinda like them before." Not, you know, exactly like them, but Heather's got more than a little experience with monsters. She's pretty confident. "And yeah, that's the spirit!"

She was all about running away if she had to. Sometimes it was just your only choice.

Standing up with a slight grunt, Heather dusted off the seat of her pants and cautiously approached the bucket.

"I think it's okay to go over there now... wanna grab that rope? Let's find a good branch to suspend it from!"

And she's a fighter too? Sweet!

"Gotcha!" Perking up again, he picked up the rope and curled it over his arm, skittering back over to the bucket like the excited puppy he was.

"It sure looks ready. I bet it's super... corrosive in there."
Why yes, Zack did learn a new word today.

"The buzzing's coming from deeper down the Route. If you wanna carry the bucket... I'll cover you." He nodded toward the branch he was still lugging around proudly.

Very much so. Not quite in the same sense that Zack is-- Heather's just a tough kid with street smarts and the know-how to fire a gun. .... Well, that, and she's the (unwilling) holy figure of a twisted cult and the mother of an aborted demon god. Y'know, nothing special.

"Application of vocabulary, two bonus points," Heather commented on his clever use of the new (and relevant!) word. "I'm pretty sure it IS super corrosive."

She leaned down to scoop the unneeded materials into her pack before gripping the bucket's handle carefully and lifting it up.

"Good plan-- uhnf. Keep an eye out for a decent branch. We've got plenty of rope so that won't be an issue."

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loooool skitty-litter.

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when you guys get to the pokécenter...

HERE WE COME TO CONFIRM YOUR CONCERNS~

Aerith-mun said she'd jump in at some point. /replies here anyway

Just wanted to make sure everyone got a turn first *thumbs up*

It all works out!

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