http://bemykismesis.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bemykismesis.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] route_10652011-06-04 12:14 am

This is going to end badly.

Who: [livejournal.com profile] bemykismesis and [livejournal.com profile] striderismo
Where: The shopping malls/stores in general yes.
When: The afternoon of June 4th.
Summary: Dave and Eridan are going on a date. Pretty much.
Rating: PG-13 for Dave and Eridan's language.
Log:
Eridan was waiting in front of the pokemart like he had said. He was wearing shorts and a t-shirt for once for it was a little too warm to be wearing all of his warm clothes. He was still wearing his scarf though. Gotta keep his hipster look somehow.

He looks up to the sky and shades his eyes, wondering if Dave was really serious about this or not.

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
He takes it gladly and picks out some jeans and a black and purple plaid keffiyeh.

Then he stares at Dave for a minute before going into the bathroom to change.
Edited 2011-06-08 00:31 (UTC)
strideways: (Dave: Be serious.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, good. Dave would much rather he change in the bathroom.

While he's gone, Dave occupies himself with rearranging some of the clothes into outfits. Honestly, this fashion thing seems easy. Either that, or both he and Eridan have no fashion sense.

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
He comes back out a little later.

"How do I look?"
strideways: (Dave: Be hot.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Like a douchebag? Dave bites his tongue on his kneejerk response.

"Hot."

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Cue him blushing again.

"R-really?"
Edited 2011-06-08 00:55 (UTC)
strideways: (Dave: Be hot.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Totally."

Dave points to one of the outfits he just put together.

"This one next?"

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Eridan nods, takes the outfit and heads into the bathroom.

Then a few minutes later he comes back out.
strideways: (Dave: Do the sexy thing.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Dave jerks his head suggestively and gives Eridan a thumbs up.

"This shit is perfect for you, dude."
strideways: (Dave: Do the sexy thing.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. This style's perfect for you."

He glances at the array of other clothes on the bed and offers up a stray shirt.

"Try this with the pants you're wearing."

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Alright."

He takes the shirt and sets it to the side while he takes his shirt off. Since it's only his top, he has no problem with changing right there. He puts the other shirt on and brushes it off a bit.
Edited 2011-06-08 01:43 (UTC)
strideways: (Dave: Do the sexy thing.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Dave gives Eridan a once-over for the moments that he's shirtless. The things he'll do in the name of trolling.

"I think that one looks even better."
strideways: (Dave: Be hot.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
After several more costume changes, they've agreed upon a few choice outfits that they both like the best. Dave's rearranged the clothes into several different permutations by now, and has just decided that he can find no more.

"Looks like money well spent to me."

More precisely, it's not really his money he's spending, so who the fuck cares?

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. Sorry about that, by the w-way. Spendin' all a your money."
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strideways: (Dave: Be speechless.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Dave shrugs a little.

"No biggie. Like I said, cash well spent. Seems like it made you happy, so...."

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Eridan nods.

"I don't think I'we been this happy since before w-we started playin' Sgrub."
strideways: (Dave: Be speechless.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dave pauses tactfully for a few seconds.

"... Even with Gamzee?"

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
He nods.

"I mean, Gam made me really fuckin' happy but w-we actually had some downsides to our relationship."
strideways: (Dave: Be speechless.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, yeah, most relationships have some kind of downside."

He eyes Eridan thoughtfully. If he's going to succeed in trolling Eridan into a relationship, he should probably make it believable. If he were actually considering a relationship with him, Eridan's attitude toward John and Rose would be a serious concern.

"Take us, for example. I'm still not exactly fucking thrilled with the way you talked about John and Rose."

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
He looks to the side, looking a little bit ashamed.

"Yeah, I know. And I really am sorry. I'm just a pathetic, ower-defensiwe piece a rubbish."
strideways: (Dave: Be speechless.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Overjoyed to self-deprecating in zero-point-six. Someone needs some lithium.

"Well, hey, you said you were gonna apologize, right?"

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
He looks back at Dave.

"..yeah. I did. And I am."
strideways: (Dave: Be speechless.)

[personal profile] strideways 2011-06-08 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Dave nods.

"So then apologize, and then don't do shit like that again. Think about shit you're about to say and who's gonna get pissed off about it.

[identity profile] imawwizard.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
"...yeah. I'll try my hardest."

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