also known as Kia spams the log comm Part 1

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

Who: thedailysnark and yobabysdaddy
Where: Lake of RAAAAAAAAAAGE
When: Thursday, July 28
Summary: In which Chisame and Oga aim to catch Pokémon like true bosses and shenanigans ensue. True shenanigans.
Rating: Pg-13
Log:

[ Chisame is displeased.

Not that Chisame is ever not displeased, but when one's trudging around in grass and getting jumped by giraffes and fluffy pink sheep and only now standing in front of a lake, at least she's validated in her displeasure this time around.

And especially when she's with an idiot. ]

I've already used three Potions on something that belongs in a computer, and it's been nothing but birds and sheep jumping at us. Can we go back now?

Comments

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

[Totally fishing off to the side with his Pichu chilling on top of his head.]

Like hell. We came here to a hold of some super tough Pokemon and we're not leavin' until we do. [...] Besides, you oughta look at the bright side of all of this.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

... And what's the bright side?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

I get to look at your displeased face for bein' stuck out here.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

[ hi, Oga's head. Chisame's fist missed you. ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

[OH BABY WE GOTTA STOP MEETING LIKE THIS]

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

Wrong reason. Pick another, you idiot.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

We can throw pennies into the lake and make wishes?

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

And poison the Magikarp?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

It's on their retarded asses for eating pennies.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

And it's on yours when one evolves out of spite.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

[LIGHTBULB.]

Then let's put that to test!!

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

Put it... to...

... No, wait, there's no way you could even be considering something that stupid. Not even you.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

[ALREADY FLICKING ON IN :V]

Think 'bout it, though. Why bother raisin' a Magikarp the normal way when you could turn into a badass by pissin' it off? It's just like how Saiyans get stronger when you're angry. It's textbook logic, Hasegawa!

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

It's a fish, not an alien!

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

It'll be a dragon in a few seconds! Come on, big boy! Show your ugly mug to papa--!

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

[ juuuust gonna back up a few-- ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

[There's going to be a HUGE LIGHT coming from the bottom of the lake before a big bad angry Gyarados pops out in all of its roaring glory!]

[Meanwhile, Oga is looking like a kid in a candy store.] Waaaah... IT CAME~~!!

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

You're seriously telling me that worked!?

1/2

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

... [May or may not be looking over in her direction for a second. It would suck if she got caught up in the middle of the battle.... since he wouldn't want to deal with her bitching in the aftermath :|a]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

[So he'll go bolt off in the direction away from her as the Gyarados follows suit!]

Kyahaha! Try and keep up with us, you overgrowned sushi bar!

1/2

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

[ did he just deliberately draw the Gyarados' attention away from her to keep her safe? ]

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

[ ... no, that's probably giving him too much credit. ]

That idiot, he's really going to try and catch the thing he just pissed off--? That's not a battle you run into.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

[Gyarados will come in for a bite, but Oga will hop out the way! His Pichu is still on his shoulder.]

--Tch! Nail it with Thundershock! [Pichu will fire off an electric shock to stun it for a bit.]

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

[ and she's watching from a safe distance, though she's slooowly reaching down to wrap her fingers around Taro's Pokéball. You know, just in case. ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

[Also kind of looking in her direction to make sure she's in the clear. WE SEE TO BE GOOD.

The Gyarados on the other hand takes advantage of this by swinging its head around to smack Oga and Pichu into the lake!]