also known as Kia spams the log comm Part 1

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

Who: thedailysnark and yobabysdaddy
Where: Lake of RAAAAAAAAAAGE
When: Thursday, July 28
Summary: In which Chisame and Oga aim to catch Pokémon like true bosses and shenanigans ensue. True shenanigans.
Rating: Pg-13
Log:

[ Chisame is displeased.

Not that Chisame is ever not displeased, but when one's trudging around in grass and getting jumped by giraffes and fluffy pink sheep and only now standing in front of a lake, at least she's validated in her displeasure this time around.

And especially when she's with an idiot. ]

I've already used three Potions on something that belongs in a computer, and it's been nothing but birds and sheep jumping at us. Can we go back now?

Comments

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Heeeh... You never striked me as the babysittin' type. [Look who's talking.] What's your brat like?

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

... [ Look who's talking. ] I'm just substituting for his usual babysitter. For a ten-year-old kid, he's far too serious. He might think too much, but at the worst times, he's reckless and idiotic and I'm the one who has to look out for him.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

--Shouldn't ten year olds be playin' video games and controllin' remote controlled cars and shit like that? Sounds like you've got it rough... Well, I dunno if you've got it more worst than I do or about the same.

[SIGH.] Either way, kids are a pain in the ass.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

We just got the crazy ones and the fate of a world.

Lucky us.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

You know... I thought you were a weakling, but you've actually got some guts.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

... Maybe you're not such an idiot, either. [ AVERT GAZE. ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

....??? You okay? Don't tell me you're gettin' sick.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

I'm fine. If we're catching another Pokémon, we should start looking.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Fufuf... Okay. Let's find Hasegawa a super cute one that she can cuddle to sweep at nighty night~♥

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

... Shut up, Oga.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Don't feel like it. [Going to pick up his Pokeball and toss it up and down.] Alright! Let's get going!

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

We're not going after another pissed-off dragon, got it?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. We'll get something small. [Going to spot a Mudkip popping out of a bush.]

... How 'bout that one? It looks like it would suit you.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

... It looks small... no sharp teeth, from the looks of it...

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

And if you put glasses on it, it would look like you.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

What?! Aren't you the one who needs glasses??

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

I can see just fine... Unlike yourself.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

You're going with the 'make fun of the glasses' route? How old are you, four?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Shut up. You're makin' it too easy to make game outta of your glasses.

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

It's gonna get away like this.

... [ time to reach for a Pokéball and slooooowly approach dat Mudkip. ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Man, I should'va bought some popcorn. Check this out, Beelchu.

[Yup. Gonna sit himself down on a log and GENDO this battle.]

[thedailysnark.livejournal.com]

[ of course, she has to call her Porygon.

... What ensues is a staring contest, before Chisame sighs. ]

Can you peck it or something?

[ JIII. ]