route_1065 | How do we shot dating

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How do we shot dating

Who: Isaac McDougal (

glaciates) and Solf J. Kimblee (

explosivecombat)
Where: Route 34
When: April 21, evening
Summary: Kimblee and Isaac attempt this "dating" thing.
Rating: PG to PG-13
Log:

[April 13. Eight days ago. Maybe it was naive of him (or far too sentimental), but he wouldn't be forgetting that date any time soon. That was the day he accidentally texted the entire network, asking for advice in a relationship. It was supposed to be private to Hughes, but... Well, he can't really complain. Things worked out.]

[...He's dating Solf J. Kimblee. He's not sure what to do with this knowledge. Other than smile stupidly when he's certain people aren't looking.]

[He's actually been in a much better mood for the past week. Normally he spends his time avoiding people and Goldenrod City entirely. That hasn't changed much; he only enters the city occasionally, usually in search of Kimblee. He's relaxing a bit more and he's not quite as worried about being attacked.]

[Isaac is finally getting used to being in Johto. Things are finally settling in. He really couldn't be happier.]

[That said, going on an actual date with Kimblee isn't something he'd actually considered. Dating in general isn't something Isaac is very comfortable with - but then again, what is he comfortable with? ~~Other than reassuring everyone that he's a horrible person, obviously.~~ So when he told Kimblee he was interested in a relationship... well, he hadn't thought it out this far in advance. Kimblee was supposed to turn him down. This wasn't supposed to happen.]

[Not like he's complaining or anything.]

[Isaac is much more comfortable outside of Goldenrod City, and he's currently standing on the shore of the river alongside Route 34. He spends the majority of his time around water - it's a force of habit by now. He can't use his alchemy, but he feels much safer when he does have a source of water nearby. He's not thinking about that, though; he's more focused on the fact that he has no idea what to do on a date with Kimblee. He normally doesn't have any idea what to do on dates but this is different. It's... well, it's a date with a man. This wasn't something that happened very often back home. Openly gay men weren't very common in 1915, after all.]

[Cornelius, Isaac's Surskit, is currently perched on his shoulder, keeping an eye out for danger - or more likely, Kimblee. Isaac's a bit too lost in his own thoughts to notice anyone anyway.]

[Oh, and if you're wondering, Kimblee, this was totally your idea. You did suggest it, after all! ...You totally know this is a date, right? Of course you do.]

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...ah. I see what you're saying now, yes.

[He doesn't seem to be passing judgement either way with that, however; it's just a statement, nothing more.]

As I said before, Isaac - you and I are different from most when it comes to how we perceive the world. Surely you've heard me ask others in the past to clarify things that they clearly thought should be obvious?

[Isaac nods at that; it's not every day you hear someone asking people why they're having issues dealing with their participation in genocide.]

Yeah, I know. It's great to have someone understand.

[...He's not going to bother dealing with the genocide thing. He hasn't tried to fathom how Kimblee's brain works in regards to that before now, and he's certainly not going to start trying today. Kimblee's different. Isaac is fine with that.]

It wasn't really something I noticed before meeting you. Sure, people could be pretty rude, but it wasn't that big of a deal.

[He didn't even know Kimblee for very long during Ishval. It's amazing how much of an impact Kimblee had on him.]

They can be rather rude, yes - at the same time, surely you realize that we must look the same way?

[The question isn't chiding, however.]

I don't know, I find that humans are an inherently flawed species; so many points of view, most of them so incompatible with each other that each individual person can only tolerate maybe one or two on an intimate level for long periods of time, while everyone else is held at arms' distance. One or two, out of billions of people! It's a wonder humanity has survived as a species, when you take that into account - people really should have ended each other by now, though I suppose the general concept of morality comes into it somewhere...

[He trails off for a moment before seeming to realize how tangential that is and seeming to reset his line of thinking back on track. It's been a while since he's discussed something like this; though his expression remains generally calm, it shows in his eyes - he's pleased with it, excited.]

But really, that sort of conflict and diversity is what makes the world interesting, I think; the truths of the world are things we all have access to, the main difference is in how we understand them. No one is more right than anyone else, on a basic level - your sort of understanding makes just as much sense in relation to the world as that coming from those with more socially "normal" viewpoints, and if anything else, a lack of mental adherence to social cues means that you perceive things that others don't. It's a fair tradeoff for a bit of rudeness once in a while, don't you think?

[He stops himself then; goodness, he has been going on for a while.]

Ah, but speaking of rudeness, I'm saying far too much, aren't I? The point I'm getting to is this - it's possible that eventually I may argue with you on something fundamental, but again, that's just due to a difference in understanding, and I won't just...I don't know, storm out because of that. If that's the reason you're not "as worried" about ruining this, then you need to know that you don't have to be worried at all.

[Isaac is silent through Kimblee's speech. He's once again staring Kimblee down, but it's not intentional. This feels like Ishval - when Kimblee would discuss something and go on about it for quite some time before finally reaching whatever point he was trying to make. Isaac never minded any; he's fond of listening to Kimblee. He brings up excellent points and with his unique understanding of the world, he always has something fascinating to say. Isaac's a little bothered by the fact that he refers to the whole human race as something he's removed from, but it isn't anything too troubling as far as he's concerned. Kimblee just sees the world differently.]

Yeah, morals have something to do with it. Not many people actually want to kill.

[He's willing to leave that point alone for the time being - it's not exactly a nice topic of discussion.]

I guess that's a good way of looking at it, yeah. I'm not aware of just how rude I can come off, I guess?

[That certainly doesn't excuse it, but Kimblee's analysis does provide a better understanding. Isaac's back to smiling again.]

That's... That's good to hear. Thanks. I mean, it's happened before, but it's kind of ridiculous to think you'd react the same way. It's ridiculous to think anyone would react the same way; everyone reacts to things differently.

[...Even if at least two of his former girlfriends stormed off that way. Oh well. Kimblee's a man, so hopefully that won't happen! ...That's totally how dating men works, right.]

[Honestly, Kimblee isn't necessarily aware that he refers to the human race in such a way - but even if he did realize, he wouldn't exactly mind. There's enough differences between his mindset and what's considered "normal" by most to warrant the separation, he suspects.

Either way, he seems rather pleased with Isaac's response to all of that, if the light tightening of his grip against Isaac's hand is anything to judge by.]

Of course, Isaac; it's just a matter of finding a balance, I think. There's something to be said for following society's rules, surely; however, there are always exceptions to that - people you don't have to be concerned around. It's just a matter of finding them. Does that make sense?

[Kimblee's grip is eagerly returned - Isaac isn't entirely aware of just how much he wants to please Kimblee, but the positive attention for doing so is certainly helping.]

Yeah, it does. I mean, I know there are other people out there like me; who have the same sorts of problems and all that. I can't be the only one.

[A pause.]

But even if I am the only one, it's fine. Because there are people like you who do understand.

[..."People like you" really only referring to you, but you know. He'll try not to creep on you too badly, Kimblee.]

[...well...he appreciates the attempts to not creep on him, at least...]

Ah...yes, of course.

[Okay, well. Now that that's out of the way...

...yeah, he's starting to get that impending sense of WAT DO again.]

[Oh, right, this is the part where they're supposed to do something other than talk about how screwed up they are, right?]

[...No seriously, he has no idea what to do either. So he'll just stare at their hands, if that's alright!]

[Isaac knows he shouldn't rely on Kimblee to do everything in this relationship - that's going to lead to frustration. But at the same time, he doesn't want to do anything that will make Kimblee uncomfortable (like what? he's not even sure what he wants to do at this point). Clearly the only solution is to herp really hard.]

[Oh, like Kimblee knows what the hell they should be doing? To be perfectly blunt, in most of his other relationships this would be about the point where he started trying to steer the conversation in a decidedly more intimate direction - now that they've verified that they understand each other like no one else does, this is clearly the time to act on that mutual understanding.

Yeah. Bluntly put, were you a woman, he'd totally be trying to get sex out of you right now, Isaac. But that isn't exactly an option here. Right?

...Right. Right!!!

...okay, well, he's just going to be joining the herp train here, because he's just managed to squick himself somehow. Good lord, the things no one tells you about relationships with men.]

[OH GOD KIMBLEE THAT'S NOT HOW WE ANYTHING you're also about ten steps ahead of him slow down, goddammit.]

[...The amount of orz here is staggering. No really, something seems to have freaked Kimblee out - and if he's processing things in the same way as Isaac is, then yeah, he can understand. Because how do we shot relationships with men anyway? It's totally not the same thing, right? How could it be?]

[If you're expecting to get anything other than frantic herping out of Isaac, you're horribly mistaken.]

[WELL WE'RE JUST GOING TO FRANTICALLY HERP AT EACH OTHER UNTIL WE DIE, THEN, AREN'T WE]

...ah...well. Yes. I...

[PRETTY MUCH orz orz orz]

Y-yeah?

[He's fully aware that you're just trying to find something to break the awkward silence. He's being just as bad here, but he can't think of anything to say.]

[...Oh god, oh man.]

Well! If nothing else, you've selected a lovely night to do this.

[THE WEATHER. HOLY SHIT HE IS TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER. CLEARLY THIS IS A SIGN THAT HE NEEDS TO BE PUT OUT OF HIS MISERY

WHY DID MILES HAVE TO LEAVE JOHTO BEFORE THIS

HE WOULD NOT TRY TO STOP THE SNIPERS THIS TIME]

Y-yeah well that... wasn't really intentional...

[OH GOD KIMLEE DYING OF AWKWARD OVER HERE]

[HE WOULDN'T OPPOSE THE SNIPERS EITHER GODDAMN]

[IT WOULD BE LIKE FUCKING ROMEO AND JULIET]

[MINUS THE POISON OR THE FAKE DEATHS]

[...OKAY IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME AT ALL BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS]

Nothing regarding that sort of thing ever really...is, is it?

[CLOSER TO TITANIC, TBH

THIS SHIP JUST KISSED A HELL OF AN ICEBERG AND THERE ARE TOO MANY orz TO BE FUNCTIONAL]

Well... no, I'd imagine not. That would be... kinda weird, really...

[AWW CRAP, HE THOUGHT THE EXTRA orz WOULD COME IN HANDY]

[HE'S BEEN STOCKING UP ON THEM IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED]

[ARE WE CAPSIZING YET]

...just a bit, yes...

[HOW THE HELL DID THIS GO TITS-UP SO QUICKLY

WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A WEEK AND WE'VE ALREADY FOUND THE FASTEST WAY TO DESTROY EACH OTHER'S BRAINS SOMEHOW]

[OKAY, WE ARE GOING TO DO WHAT WE USUALLY DO IN THIS SORT OF SITUATION

LET'S GET OUR SWAG ON

just

excuse him while he runs his free hand up your arm a bit

fuck his life fuck it hard]

Well, planned or not, it really is rather nice to get to spend this much time with you lately; I've been enjoying myself, Isaac.

[Are you really surprised, Kimblee? It's Isaac. He can totally cock everything up! ~~Except the war, he proved you wrong there!!~~]

[Oh, right, but then you put your swag on and OOH MR. KIMBLEE OOH is really the only response here.]

...You have? That's... great. Yeah.

[HERP THO!!!!]

[WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND OMG KIMBLEE STOP HITTING ON HIM HE'S NOT READY TO GO THIS FAR, THIS FAST!!!!]

[...EXCEPT HE TOTALLY WOULD FOR YOU???]

[OH GOD YOU'VE BROKEN HIS BRAIN EVEN HARDER NOW, THANKS]

[He's not actually pulling away though; his whole brain is just crying.]

[BUT WE HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE THO

just

going to stand here

kind of stroking your arm lightly

trying not to die]

Of course I have. Why wouldn't I?

[NO NOT LITERALLY!!! YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS OMG!!!]

I don't... know?

[MAYBE IF HE HERPS HARDER EVERYTHING WILL START MAKING SENSE??]

[...NO IT'S NOT WORKING OH GOD WHAT DO]

[OTHER THAN HERP BECAUSE HE'S DOING A LOT OF THAT AND IT'S NOT WORKING]

[He should probably try to recover a little bit! This really isn't as big a deal as he's making it out to be, right? Right. So! Let's just... try to recover a bit!]

[So he'll just... try to relax into that touch a little bit! It's kind of awkward as hell, but he's trying! He doesn't want Kimblee to think that touch is a bad thing, after all. He's just... kind of overwhelmed.]

Well, like I said, it's... great that you've agreed to this. I really appreciate it. You mean a lot to me, Kimblee.

[WELL YES HE KNOWS THAT

BUT TOUCHING YOUR ARM IS HARDLY GOING ANYWHERE IN THE FIGURATIVE SENSE -

...well, this is a hideous cycle of awkward and herp, but at the very least Isaac seems to be relaxing a bit; Kimblee's hand comes to a stop against Isaac's arm, though he doesn't pull away any, leaving the point of contact where it is.

Aaaand then Isaac actually opens his damn mouth again and the awkward flares up all over again, much like a goddamn phoenix rising out of the ashes of derp that is this conversation.]

You know I wouldn't have if I didn't believe it to be worth it.

[...AWK...WARD...]

[Were you really expecting anything else, Kimblee? Isaac seems relaxed enough, though; he doesn't notice just how awkward things have gotten over there again.]

Yeah, I know. It's still really nice. I appreciate it.

[He smiles, perfectly content with things.]

[Wh...

...ISAAC...

okay

okay you know what]

Don't mention it, Isaac.

[You are the huge derp. It's you.

He's just going to roll with it, okay.]

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