Special Delivery via Skarmory Express!

[bamfsecretary]

Who: Nanao (bamfsecretary) and YOU!
Where: The largest park in Goldenrod!
When: The 28th of April!
Summary: Nanao returns to civilisation on the back of a metal bird; shenanigans probably ensue.
Rating: ...G?
Log:

{What's that glint in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well, actually, it sort of is. It's Jyuu the Skarmory, and he's coming into land... and it's been a while since he's had to do it with a passenger on his back.}

{LOOK OUT BELOW}

{It's sort of hard to tell whether Nanao's screaming with delight or fear, too...}

Comments

[greatbigrock]

_{[... wellp, no, not really. He can't help but actually laugh, though, just for a moment, because it's so typical, and he offers her a hand, rolling his eyes as he does.]}

Stop hurting yourself.

[bamfsecretary]

{Taking that hand, and hauling herself upright! Well, into an upright sitting position, anyway.}

Well, that time was technically your fault... It's good to see you.

[greatbigrock]

Whoa, hey, don't blame me.

_{[Hands in the I'm-innocent-position, he sort of halfway shrugs, making it look less theatrical.]}

It's not like I'm trying to break your bones here.

_{[Give him some credit, he's at least there to help pull her back up.]}

.. yeah, good to see you too.

[bamfsecretary]

{R o l l i n g her eyes at you. Gooosh, Tulio.}

I can see your clear lack of effort in the bone-breaking department.

{Uh, hopefully he's not trying to get her to stand or something is going to end well.}

{And by well I mean someone is going to fall into someone else's chest. Or stomach.}

You been keeping out of the way of those Officers?

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[Puts on an affronted face at that because HEY.]

[... but yeah he's sort of expecting that for a moment before there's something of an OH that crosses his face as he remembers that NanaoxWheelchairs = world OTP and thus unceremoniously flops into the grass a polite distance away.]

[Because still not entirely comfortable about making that pair an ot3 involving him.]

[He looks taken aback by the question, though - but he's pretty quick to cover it.]</sub>

Officers, what Officers? They've got nothing to do with me.

_{[^ LEGIT]}

[bamfsecretary]

{no it's the best ot3 gooosh}

{And she'll just be delicately raising an eyebrow at that.}

How unusual, a conman keeping out of trouble.

[greatbigrock]

Yeah, well, hey. It's only trouble if they know about it.

<sub>[Meaning nope, he's not on the right side of the law. Or even laying particularly low, for that matter.]

[Something a bit wary about that, though. He still feels weird about her knowing about his thieving ways and yet talking about it so ... calmly. Fondly, even, if he dared think it.]</sub>

[bamfsecretary]

Ah, true.

{Just... thinking things through, here. Giant metal bird will also just be settling down behind her.}

You been keeping well?

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[Oh god this is where they'll start to go into such awkwardness, isn't it.]

[He watches giant metal bird warily for a moment, then just ... yep. Answers. Not entirely sure what to do with his hands, but.]</sub>

Yeah, sure. I mean, ... can't complain.




.. you? Well, you know, except for the whole wheelchair-stuck-thing.

[bamfsecretary]

{Hideous teenager shenanigans: START!}

{good god, it's like she was 75 all over again}

That's good.

...uhm, yes. Good, I guess.

..I think I'm going to stay away from Electric types in the future.

[greatbigrock]

... yeah, good plan.

_{[He clears his throat, something of a question hiding here. Are you .. sticking around, or?]}

I'll try to make mine behave. Especially the murder sheep.

[bamfsecretary]

Do any of your Pokemon actually like you?

{She is - travelling ain't easy when you can't walk.}

{Also that is totally a valid question.}

[greatbigrock]

Raya sure does. --And have you met Bicho?

_{[Because that thing LOVES him. Also Pico, actually. And the 'murder sheep' does, too, it's just that he referred to her as a murder sheep right then because it was her kin that fried you, Nanao.]}

[bamfsecretary]

Not formally, no.

{Well, maybe she was wrong.}

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[See, he's not completely unloved. As you should know, HUR DI DURR]

[He seems to ponder that for a second, then throws her a grin and wordlessly lets Bicho out.]

[HELLO]

[THIS IS A HUGE DRAGONFLY WHO LOVES EVERYONE and excitedly buzzes up to nuzzle Tulio's chest and then flits over to the NEW PERSON HELLOOO]</sub>

[bamfsecretary]

{SDZXFGHSV J}

{IT'S HUGE}

{AND IN HER FACE}

H-hello?!

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[BZZZZ :DDD]

[He flits around her real quick, butting her back as if to get a feel for her, then goes back to her face and lets out a small excited noise of HIIIIII]

[Tulio, meanwhile, just looks kinda smug.]</sub>

Bicho, Nanao. Nanao, Bicho.

[bamfsecretary]

{HOW DOES I PAT MASSIVE BUGTHING}

{she is so weirded out over this}

I don't even - um, nice to meet you?!

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[OH YAY THE NEW HUMAN SAID HE WAS NICE]

[Congratulations, Nanao, he now loves you.]

[IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU TOOOOO]

[Here, have the enormous bugthing trying to nuzzle into your face. IT'S LIKE A KISS. except probably a LOT creepier and less desirable.]</sub>

[bamfsecretary]

{SHE IS ESKIMO-KISSING A MASSIVE DRAGONFLY}

{I CANNOT EVEN}

{But she's not really pushing him away, so....}

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[YOU KNOW THAT YOUR ENTIRE PURPOSE IN BRINGING HER HERE WAS TO MAKE OUT WITH A DRAGONFLY B) don't even try to deny it.]

[Bicho seems pleased with this and then FLITS UP INTO THE SKYY well, a few feet above them, and then starts making a few loops.]

[Cause, y'know. Circles and loops.]

[Tulio's leaning back on his hands, watching her with raised eyebrows. NO COMMENT.]</sub>

[bamfsecretary]

I think your dragonfly made out with me.

{WAY TO STATE THE OBVIOUS}

Jealous?

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[ACTUALLY SPLUTTERS FOR A SECOND because what]

[Are we actually approaching the ~thing~ now?]

[Except then he recovers because sometimes he's smooth, okay. Have a grin that does a good job of being smug.]</sub>

Nah. Maybe you should be.

Cause if that's making out, him and I are practically married.

I can't even.

[bamfsecretary]

{wow okay that got a good reaction}

{and then SHE splutters because she hadn't quite considered that}

{HEY SHE CAN BE SMOOTH TOO no not really}

No, it should be you - because your insect fiance just made out with me. He's cheating on you, Tulio.

I love these two.

[greatbigrock]

<sub>[He looks like he considers that for a moment, eyes narrowed as he first looks to her, then the happily ever-circling Yanmega above, and then back to her.]

[Then]

[he points accusingly at her.]</sub>

You seduced him.